Then the bat moved in the corner and opened something.
'A secret vault!'
Then...
"o.O"
"GRANDMA!" He muttered.
When he saw the treasures. He can't move his mouth!
"I can't believe this!" He called.
It was all glittering, shining and shimmering!
His mouth was swagging all the way to the floor!
Then...his hands move slowly.... he moves it slowly.
"Ahh!!!!"
He yelled in pleasure!
"Is this the feeling to be rich?" He touched the Goldie's.
"Is this true? It's real!"
He asked himself! He couldn't just believe it!
"This is fucking Gold's!"
He muttered so loudly.
"Oh my God.... what do I gonna do now..."
His eyes like it were going to pop out. Saliva that would fall yet he wiped it out. He can't just let his saliva fall and melts the Gold!
'Haha, this boy... just as I guessed. He loved treasures!'
'You're not the only person who felt that way boy! Me, too. I experienced that thing. But what is more interesting is to have one thing...'
As if they have the same thoughts. They both muttered.
"Beauties!"
"I can now build my empire And TYCOON!"
"I am..."
He can't think of something but let that thought go wild. It's making him conflicted.
"This, with this I'm going to be the richest? Right?" He asked.
Butt felt so proud! As if he wants to be praised forever!
"Easy boy.... don't pull that much. You're ain't gonna be run out with that Goldie's you know?" Butt said proudly while calming him down.
'Sigh... I don't even know how to spend this all! Maybe we can have some fun so that shit God would praise me more?' He thought.
Status: Super Happy
"I WANT TO DIE!!!" He yelled.
"...."
"Huhu... I don't want to die now!" He yelled again!
"..."
Butt doesn't even understand him now!
'Is this a total freak? or something more than that?'
His mind is telling him that this freak is more than that! Something like more lunatic or even super lunatic?
'Now! Father! Mother! Now you can send me off... you don't have to worry about me anymore! This son is filthy rich! But more than that! This son can even buy the whole of South Korea! I can now have all the things that I want, huhu..'
Note: He can't buy the whole South Korea.
He dug his body within the Goldie's. He swam in this goldie like his dreams come true. Then until something flashed on his mind.
He did all the shameless thing in front of Butt!
'This animal...' Butt scorned in his thought
2 million and 7 years ago in the future.
A 20-year-old man is now having his first formal job!
"Yes, I got a job! I can now pay my father's debt! I can even buy my own car! My own House! Hahaha!" He let this out while laughing on the street.
"Honey...This man must be crazy!" The Babe in sexy black dress told her man.
"But baby he's cute, <3" She added.
"He's just lunatic. Don't mind him. Let us go?"
"Yes, honey... Open your car... ~fufu... I'm horny now... Hurry, so I can warm you out, <3~."
'This woman is too bewitching! She's too gorgeous.' The man thought.
Of course, Luis Park heard that, but he doesn't mind calling him Lunatic or whatever. This time it was the first job, so how come he would be sad or ANGRY! This is his debut! Almost... No, for almost 2 years of having many shifts he got in. This is the best job he got! A job with good pay!
"With money, I can do what I want!"
He dreamed out the way he wanted to.
"Hehe." He was smiling
Of course, no one can stop his thought. His dreams! He wants to cherish this job than having no more.
After 1 month...
'Is this the feeling of having too much money?'
He wanted to cry out but he was too happy now!
His pocket was full and what was the best is this job he found!
'Grandma: We care about you!' A job with a good Pay!
It was the name of this job he got. And it was a great job. He felt hardships there but not too much.
'This handsome can do anything! This is for my Future!' He thought.
Actually, it was a 2 in 1 job! But he didn't mind it.
"But in this way, I can pay off my father's debt!"
Then he looked at his Life Saving Company again. He took the paper out. There was a written name on it.
"Grandma: We care about you!"
He felt the care and love from seeing this word. His most love, grandma.
2 months ago where he was out of money.
"I got a good target!" The beauty muttered in excitement!
"Ow kid.. your such handsome boy..." A cute looking MILF looked at him on the street side.
"...."
But he did not even care...
'I am not that attractive?' The Beauty pondered.
Then examined her big bigggg..... thought.
Then she moved closer.
"You kid... do you know how happy when the men see me?" She asked again.
Yet she got no answer.
"Mua~" She kissed him at his cheeks.. as if she got no choice. She wanted to have this handsome guy, right now!
"So lucky." The onlookers can only sigh with envy.
Yet the handsome boy did not even respond!
"Ah!" Beauty let out a disappointment.
She's a beauty and that BIG!!
'Even you're the prettiest person in this world I won't falter! You can't just extort me with that big and bold!' He thought yet detailed.
Yet the Beauty did not even surrender! She kissed him again on the right side!
Onlookers:
"o.O"
"Fuck, He's so lucky!"
"Yeah..."
The onlookers can only lament by their poor luck. It must be that they're not just lucky like this guy.
'I have no money yet you're seducing me! You're gonna pay this out!' Luis Park thought as he flinched!
Then she felt the handsome man moved!
"Yeah, that's it boy..."
"So what do you want?"
"I want you boy!"
"But I have nothing!"
"You don't have to worry boy..." Then she moves her lips at him, closer.
It was too close!
"I will pay you~" She whispered.
"..." When he hears the "Pay" he felt energetic! As if he wants to jump from the building!
When it is all about money, he felt so energetic!
"Yes... pay me!"
"...."
The woman was taken aback by his sudden confrontation.
But she got her cool back!
"Okay... here you go..." She pulled something out!
It was money! Real money!
'She paid for me! She really paid!' He thought.
"It was just for the kiss boy..." The Beauty said.
"Then... "
His thoughts were now eroded with lust!
"Here..." She pulled again from her pocket.
When Luis Park saw it. He let out a disappointment.
It was just paper!
But there was something written on it.
"Grandma?"
"Yes, you'll know when you got there. Just read the rest."
"Okay."
"Goodbye boy." The woman winked at him and walked away.
He saw the paper and looked at the address.
"Is this a job?" He called.
A day later...
He attended his first day of Job.
What he saw was this Grandmas!
It's the fucking literal! He took out the paper again.
"Grandma: We care about you!"
"So I'm going to become a Nanny? This is good, I guess? Taking care of old people is meritorious in Korea by the way."
Then someone with a beauty caught upon his arrival.
"So you have come?" That lady back then remembered him. She doesn't expect to see him coming!
"Yes... I want to work together with these Grandma's."
"You seems to know your Job." The beauty asked him.
"Yes, these Grandma's are too good for me!"
"That's right, you got our backs now. So please these Grandma's now."
"Please them? Not caring or nanny thing?"
"Yes."
"What do you mean?"
"It was your job."
"What job?"
"Eh? I thought you knew it? Did you read the paper?" She asked curiously.
Then Luis Park took the paper out.
"Grandma: We care about you!"
"It's just this..."
Then the name of the company, contact number, and the address.
"Then did you not opened it?"
"Opened?" He thought.
"Yes.." The woman nodded.
He stretched the paper.
It was folded into two!
He can't say something. He thought that this job is something like a Nanny.
'What kind of job is this?' He thought.
He carefully opened the paper. There is something written on it, so he read it one by one.
"Welcome to Grandma: We care about you!"
That is the first note...
"Hiring: GIgolo"
"...."
And that is how Luis Park became a part-time GIgolo at Grandma: We care about you!
In front of these Grandma's, he was praised from head to toe! He is King! The King!
Grandma's Harem!
"Ew... uwaaa ...!" He wanted to puke already!
He wanted to vomit but he can't. The food he ate long ago was not in his stomach anymore! As if the Time Machine did truly consumed it!
And a fact, he doesn't want this Goldies to melt. He's hungry now. So his power must be activated. Of course, if he fought when he is full then he can't activate his Acidic Saliva!
He named it already.
"So wanna go and have some fun together with me?"
Butt said with pleasing eyes.
Luis Park felt something like adventure?
"Yes!!!" He nodded energetically.
The bat pulled him out.
"Whoosh!"
So fast!
They flew away from the cave and reached the peak...
"....."
"No way!"
Because what gave him is this beautiful landscape...
"WOW!"
"....."
Note: This is not a comedy.
To be continued...
Satou, D.
Days that you need to change back isn't that impossible with a Time Machine.
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With the turbulent sounds coming from below. The cold air was forced out.The Mamo's can feel the wave of coldness. Even they wore mails and chains that colds are sipping into their bodies.They can just look up to God. A God whom they praised.They started to kneel and pray."Butt," The Forsaken God they worshipped is real.Yet it was still the 2nd time they saw their God in person! This is the first time in tens of years that their God would set again in this world!Butt flew at the sky majestically. The Mamo's can only hail their God!
When his stomach growled, he started to butt out."If you just know, hehe... I'm strong when I'm hungry!" Luis Park yelled."Fuck! Bullshits!" Butt angrily called. Being shamed by this animal really boiled his blood!"Hehe! Now you will know!" Luis Park yelled.He was hinting about that power! Yet he didn't know what truth lies with that acidic saliva!"I'll show you this Power of Mine!" Luis Park called."THE POWER THAT IS MADE ONLY FOR ME! TASTE THIS!!!!"Luis Park moves his head backwards, lowering, and ready to spit.'SPIT!'
"FUCK! BULLSHITS!""I will show you animal! This God in front you is Darkness! I will show you the pain of your misery and foolishness!""NIGHTMARE!"Butt yelled. The gravity from his surrounding unexpectedly risen. The features of his body glitches as if he is turning into a real demon!It darkens the sky, the earth and everything!As if this authority encompasses the whole mountain! Darkness roamed; trees and plants it passed wilted! The darkness borne from this God breathes!And that darkness galloped the whole vision of Luis Park!
"WOW!"Luis Park and Butt couldn't believe it. The box they waited and prayed to reveal is not the Immortal Artifact!"Goldies!" Both exclaimed."Hehe, Goldie's..." Luis Park couldn't hold anymore! When it is all about money he can no longer control himself!He jumps at the Goldies!Luis Park didn't mind what kind of slave he had. Without hesitation, he touched the goodies!'This gold is an Egg!' Luis park thought.
In the gates of Mamo's...Hundreds of men run in haste!'The ground is shaking.' Luis Park felt something is wrong. Yet when he looked afar he saw more than tens of men running at his location."o.O""This..."'I don't mind.' He thought.Luis Park could not run anyway. These hundreds of men are faster than a mount.When these men reach his location they stopped.Then a man with a silver walk."Who made a mess here in my village?""I am!"He shouted so loud so that they can hear
When Butt appeared in the scene the momentum stopped."Ah...." The silver men yelled.They saw what they didn't want to see!"God!"2 hours ago when it started.At the peak where the beauty of nature resides...A God and animal were talking."Is this village truly yours?" Luis Park asked Butt."Mmm!""Then take me to the village of Orangutans." Luis Park ordered......
"Tit!"~Host is not able to use teleportation.~~This world was blocked by the unknown. Host~"Ah, this..."Luis Park falls down. His world suddenly sank down!"Master?""Master!!"Butt yelled but his master isn't responding."Please do something!" Luis Park beg.The silence of serenity."Please do something.. Or else Goldie will die without even
"Then we're going!" Luis Park shouted.He can feel his adventure of his becoming Immortal. His journey to become Immortal!"But master we have a little problem.""Eh??""Master you still have no clothes and I'm going to become a laughingstock when someone sees my master is this crazy!""Then...""Stop!" Luis Park stopped his slave running thoughts."Find me then!" Luis Park ordered."I'm going to wait here.""Okay...but master don't go or else....'"I'm strong Butt!""Don't worry Butt your master is s