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CHAPTER NINE -> VINEYARD, UTAH
It is starting to feel like I am married to Reverend Fathers; I mean isn't there a beautiful nun like Alex that will explain all this nonsense to me? If God could push beautiful nuns possibly prettier than Alex my way then I would take up this retarded job with pride. I will even have Exorcist tattooed on my ass—yeah, I said it; on my ass, because I have a beautiful booty.
Let's go hear what Reverend Father Frank has to say
“THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. NOT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL; BUT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT”
ALBERT EINSTEIN
"Excuse me did you say your name is Mason Woods?"
"Uh... Who's asking?"
"My name is David, I'm a Deacon from St Paul's Parish. Father Frank has been waiting for you."
"
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