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CHAPTER FOURTEEN -> CURSE WOMB MUST DIE
Death. The very concept of it is unsettling. The very finality of it. No one knows when it’s gonna happen, that’s why you need to live the best out of your life before it happens. A friend or lover today might turn up dead tomorrow yet we tend to lose sight of this and act like it’s all about us when a disagreement arises. Then we start waiting on who’s gonna apologize first which might end up not happening cause life is a truck load of horse poop . So what’s the point of the memories if you never got the chance to make up? It turns into a pile of regret. Diving into a pool full of horse shit is way better than having memories of someone you never made up with.
Life is a fucking whore, but it never gives you a good fuck.
Anyways, let’s begin today’s confession.
LIFE IS HARD THEN YOU DIE
THEN THEY THROW DIRT IN YOUR FACE
THEN THE WORMS EAT YOU
BE GRATEFUL IT HAPPENS IN THAT ORDER
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