If everything was normal, I would be planning my retirement scheme. I would be sitting on a balcony in my beach house in Malibu sipping mango juice while riding the waves with Victoria and the kids—only if wishes were horses. These days all I get is banishing demons, putting lost souls to rest, cleansing haunted houses, closing portals to hell and et cetre but I’m not complaining. This is my life now and it’s fucking great. I have a hot girlfriend who’s amazing in bed and she owns a bar, I drink whatever I want for free!, what more does a man need? One could say this is my retirement vacation. One I never would have gotten at Malibu. To hell with Malibu. Being an exorcist is fun ya know. Fuck Woods Travel Safe. Fuck New York City
Let’s get today’s confession started.
NEVER BE IN A HURRY; DO EVERYTHING QUIETLY AND IN A CALM SPIRIT. DO NOT LOSE YOUR INNER PEACE FOR ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, EVEN IF YOUR W
Hello there! I see you are back for more of my confessions, it’s good to have you back. I ain’t got much to say so let’s get on with thisMy apologies! Before we start I gotta inform you the tale you are about to witness isn’t my experience so I will tell it as I heard it without omitting or adding anything, hope you enjoy itLife is a crazy son of a bitch you know? One moment you are living a badass life with zero care to the world and the next you are all over a mortal cause of how good the sex was. But damn it the sex was fire—only if I could have it one last timeI’m Mazikeen, here’s my storySINFUL AND FORBIDDEN PLEASURES ARE LIKE A POISONED BREAD; THEY MAY SATISFY APPETITE FOR THE MOMENT, BUT THERE IS DEATH IN THEM AT THE ENDTRYON EDWARDSI could remember vividly the good old da
Last time we witnessed how Abaddon kicked our butt within seconds of his entrance. I’m knocked out, God knows how Mazekeen is doing with one arm and Haley is alone with a demon of destruction. I never expected this. I imagined Mazekeen would try to stab me in the back but I never thought Abaddon would come. Wait for me, Haley!Let’s start today’s confessionLOYALTY AND DEVOTION LEAD TO BRAVERY. BRAVERY LEADS TO THE SPIRIT OF SELF-SACRIFICE. THE SPIRIT OF SELF-SACRIFICE CREATES TRUST IN THE POWER OF LOVEMORIHEI UESHIBAFew Days Before The Meeting“How do you want to go about Killing him?” Asmodeus ask while caressing her hair“I will poison Mason’s girlfriend, bring back Harper Stevens in front of him then kill them all&r
We managed to ward off Abaddon and bring back Harper. The first thing the idiot does is to glare at me—he must have missed me dearly can’t say I didn’t miss him probably missed him more. I got so many things to share with him. Let’s begin today’s confession shall we? LIFE IS PARTLY WHAT WE MAKE IT, AND PARTLY WHAT IT IS MADE BY THE FRIENDS WE CHOOSE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS “I just had the craziest dream. I think I heard your stupid voice moaning like a goat what the fuck Mason?” Harper said, glaring at me My jaws drop as I stare at him with my spoon falling off my hands “Harper…?” is all I could manage to utter, almost in disbelief “Stop looking at me like you fucking saw a ghost. I’m damn starving. Give me something to eat” he notice Haley at the kitchen wearing an apron. He scan her from head to toe “Well I will be
I apologise for ending the previous confession half way. I hope this part makes up for that. Let’s do a short recap shall we? Harper is back, I found out David and Jessica are actually working for the demons; I don’t know what they stand to gain but I’m certain we are about to find out soon. Also I came back to St. Claire’s Parish to free Sister Alex from the foul spirit, Lilith. Lilith the first woman created. Little is known of her but from the old stories we know she left the Garden of Eden—she’s a hassle!Now we’ve done the recap, shall we begin today’s confession?IT IS SILLY TO GO ON PRETENDING THAT UNDER THE SKIN WE ARE BROTHERS. THE TRUTH IS MORE LIKELY THAT UNDER THE SKIN WE ARE CANNIBALS, ASSASSINS, TRAITORS, LIARS AND HYPOCRITESHENRY MILLER“How do you get by knowing that your boyfriend is an Exorcist?&
Hello there! Remember I told you we will uncover why David betrayed the church and why Jessica is who she is right now? Well last time David told us his motive, do you think his motive was justifiable? Let me know what you thinkAs much as I would love to confront Jessica right now, I won’t do it. I have more important things to take care ofLet’s start today’s Confessions of an Exorcist—my confessionIF YOU LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED, I WANT TO LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED MINUS ONE DAY, SO I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUWINNIE THE POOHOnce the Sheriff and his team remove David's dead body, a bioremediation specialist enters the church, establishes boundaries around the affected areas to prevent cross-contamination, she starts to remove any biohazards by cleaning up dirt, blood and other fluids in the area. When she is done disinfect
I have taken care of the most important thing and I’m really glad Haley accepted my proposal. Now I gotta make sure nothing comes in between us anymore and I’m starting with Jessica.Time to know what her reasons areLet’s get the show on the road, shall we?IF YOU LOOK IN REAL LIFE, IT IS VERY HARD TO DESCRIBE PEOPLE AS GOOD PEOPLE, BAD PEOPLE, HEROES OR VILLAINS. PEOPLE AREN’T BAD. THEY ALL HAVE THEIR JUSTIFICATIONSLENNIE JAMESThe following day I call Harper to deliver the good news to him, he lets out a big scream after I told him she accepted. He went on to ask if a date has been fixed but I told him we are still working on that. After the call I put on my cassock and heads for the door. The door creeks open and Haley wakes up“Hey where are you going this early in the morning?”
Hello there! Welcome back! Am I the only one who thinks the end is near? We are getting close to that climax, don’t you think? Anyways in case you missed it Haley accepted my proposal, hehe I knew you didn’t miss it, I just wanna boast. Let’s get this show on the roadDISCIPLINE LEADS TO VICTORY, IT IS VICTORY IN WAR THAT BRINGS IMMORTALITY, AND IMMORTALITY IS THE GIFT OF CHAOS. IN EXCHANGE, CHAOS DEMANDS BLOOD. THUS, BLOOD MUST BE EVER SPILT. THEREFORE, ETERNAL LIFE DEMANDS ETERNAL WAR, ETERNAL WAR DEMANDS ETERNAL DISCIPLINE. CHAOS WILL ALWAYS HAVE BLOOD: YOURS OR THEIRSANONYMOUSAbaddon wakes up with a mind blowing headache, he grudgingly gets himself out of bed sighing heavily. His wounds from the previous fight with Mazikeen has completely healed. He sits on his bed staring at his palm as old memories come flooding his mind
So we took a vacation to relieve stress and prepare for the big day. Everything I seem to be enjoying myself shit always happen so fingers are crossedLet’s begin shall we?WE TRAVEL NOT TO ESCAPE LIFE, BUT FOR LIFE NOT TO ESCAPE USANONYMOUSI and Haley with a few of her friends travel to Hawaii to buy things we would need for the wedding. We only have a week to stay so we lodged at Kings View Hotel, a three star hotel in Hawaii. The room is elegantly furnished with handmade furniture with luxury en-suite facilities and complimentary amenities park. Just the way I have always wanted. The red, rose petals on the king-sized bed caught Haley’s attention immediately. Credited to the fact it was designed with the description of her name—whoever did this is talented for having to work with the pretty messed up description I gave.She placed a ha