Hello there! I'm Mason Woods and I'm about to take you back to the past—back to my childhood and my teendom days. Don't hate me for some of the things I did, my hormones are craaaazy
Being a teenager is an amazing time a
hard time. It's when you make your best
friends- I have girls who will never leave my
heart and I still talk to. You get the best and
the worst as a teen. You have the best friendships
and the worst heart breaks
-> SOPHIA BUSH
03-November-2006
"How many times have I told you to stop fighting in school,
The worst thing about dying is coming back to life. It's only beautiful if the people you love are here. What's the fucking point if they are gone. They call resurrection God's blessing or miracle but it's really God's way of torturing you. I'm supposed to feel His love but I'm feeling no shit. God is cruel.NO ONE WANTS TO DIE. EVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTTO GO TO HEAVEN DON'T WANT TO DIE TO GET THERE.AND YET, DEATH IS THE DESTINATION WE ALL SHARE.NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED IT, AND THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD BE, BECAUSE DEATH IS VERY LIKELY THESINGLE BEST INVENTION OF LIFE. IT'S LIFE'S CHANGE AGENT.IT CLEARS OUT THE OLD TO MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW->STEVE JOBS.
THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO THE LATE CHADWICK BOSEMAN. Father men like Chadwick Boseman deserve resurrection. Ever since Chadwick Boseman stepped into the spotlight he has been an inspiration to the world. The way he lived his life is something worth emulating. He kept on touching lives. He kept on inspiring the world, lighting up the dark in people's hearts, Father through his movies he kept our depressed hearts at bay. May You help his family find peace in his absence May he find solace in Your domain. Royalty returns to God. REST IN POWER, KING. YOUR LEGACY WILL LIVE IN YOUR STEAD, FOREVER. Well, hello there. Came to read another tale? It's been confirmed I'm a monster that killed the people that loved him. Yes I killed them, yet they still love me. I guess I'm not cursed after all. Or maybe I am because who would still love me. I guess
It is starting to feel like I am married to Reverend Fathers; I mean isn't there a beautiful nun like Alex that will explain all this nonsense to me? If God could push beautiful nuns possibly prettier than Alex my way then I would take up this retarded job with pride. I will even have Exorcist tattooed on my ass—yeah, I said it; on my ass, because I have a beautiful booty.Let's go hear what Reverend Father Frank has to say“THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. NOT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL; BUT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT” ALBERT EINSTEIN"Excuse me did you say your name is Mason Woods?""Uh... Who's asking?""My name is David, I'm a Deacon from St Paul's Parish. Father Frank has been waiting for you.""
I guess what they say about your most embarrassing moments sticking on you like glue is true. I can't seem to stop myself from thinking about the day a seven year old tossed me around. This is bad you know. I hope it doesn't become a routine.Ever been in a situation where you know you gotta do something but you don't do it because you are afraid you are not gonna do it right or be good at it and even though everyone is telling you that you will do great, for some reason you cant trust yourself or believe in yourself? This is me right now.Anyway I'm about to make a big decision, so let's get on with this.POSSESSION AND EXORCISM IS SOMETHING THAT'S IN EVERY RELIGION AND CULTURE. IT'S A REAL PRIMAL FEAR: IS THE BODY A VESSEL FOR OUR SPIRITS? WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMETHING ELSE TAKES OVER IT? WHERE DOES THE SPIRIT GO?— ELI ROTHAfter spending two days in the care of Father F
CHAPTER ELEVEN -> AWAKENINGSo the new church doesn’t have a single nun in it but not to worry I have got my eyes on a bigger, curvy, perky fish.I gotta admit this exorcist nonsense is not as bad as I had imagined. I thought I wouldn’t be able to clap cheeks anymore but I think someone is digging my vibe. Well one thing is certain, if it works out, nothing and no one is going to mar it. Lets start today’s confession, shall we?THE TREACHERY OF DEMONS IS NOTHING CONPARED TOTHE BETRAYAL OF AN ANGEL . BRENNA YOVANOFF“What are you both doing here?” Jayden asks.“You have been out a lot lately. Is there anything you are not telling us?“ Mazekeen asks.“Well I found o
Hello there. This world is not fair, right? Someone brought me back to life without giving me a grand welcome back but someone who wakes up from coma gets to have lightning strikes and thunder roars. How fair is that? I hate this. I hate this so much. “THE ARCH-ANGEL MICHAEL SAID TO HER, ‘WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?’ THE ABOMINABLE ONE ANSWERED AND SAID, ‘I AM GOING OFF TO A HOUSE AND, ENTERING IT LIKE A SNAKE, LIKE A DRAGON, OR LIKE SOME REPTILE, I WILL DESTROY THE ANIMALS. I AM GOING TO STRIKE DOWN WOMEN; I WILL MAKE THEIR HEARTS ACHE, I WILL DRY UP THEIR MILK.. I WILL STRANGLE THEIR CHILDREN, OR I WILL LET THEM LIVE FOR A WHILE AND THEN KILL THEM” I am asleep when someone knocks on my door. I ignore the knock and try to keep on sleeping but the more I pretend not to hear it, the louder it becomes. I can’t pretend anymore because I am awake
Hi! I’m Mason Woods and these are my confessions, but you already know that by now. Vineyard is about to be pushed into extinction, I hope I can do something about it. TO SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF THOSE THINGS WHICH YOU PERCEIVE TO BE WRONG OR IMPERFECT, TO BE ONE MORE PERSON WHO IS PART OF JUDGEMENT, EVIL OR IMPERFECTION WAYNE DYER FEW DAYS BEFORE THE BIRTH OF GYLLOU I come home to meet Haley eating her lunch, I give her a kiss on the forehead. “Welcome back, babe. Are you hungry?” she asks with a smiling face. “No, I’m good. I got something for you.” I sit beside her. “Whoa! What’s that?" She asks, excited. “A bracelet. Father Frank said if you have it on, no demon or ghost can hurt you. The small crucifix
Death. The very concept of it is unsettling. The very finality of it. No one knows when it’s gonna happen, that’s why you need to live the best out of your life before it happens. A friend or lover today might turn up dead tomorrow yet we tend to lose sight of this and act like it’s all about us when a disagreement arises. Then we start waiting on who’s gonna apologize first which might end up not happening cause life is a truck load of horse poop . So what’s the point of the memories if you never got the chance to make up? It turns into a pile of regret. Diving into a pool full of horse shit is way better than having memories of someone you never made up with. Life is a fucking whore, but it never gives you a good fuck. Anyways, let’s begin today’s confession. LIFE IS HARD THEN YOU DIE THEN THEY THROW DIRT IN YOUR FACE THEN THE WORMS EAT YOU BE GRATEFUL IT HAPPENS IN THAT ORDER