CHAPTER 22

SIRIUS : Why are you laughing, what’s so funny??

ELIZA : Nothing really, it’s just that you can be quite amusing 

SIRIUS : Are you saying I’m a clown??... Do I look funny??  ( he says visibly offended )

ELIZA : No not that, you are not a clown at all, I just mean that you can be funny at times 

SIRIUS : Well I didn’t say anything funny and anyways, shouldn’t you be upset that I’m not apologizing?? 

ELIZA : Well yeah technically you didn’t make an outright joke but that doesn’t mean it didn’t amuse me, also I should be upset under normal circumstances but I guess I’m not normal and anyways I didn’t actually expect you to apologize, that’s what a nice person would do 

SIRIUS : You’re weird… Wait are you indirectly saying that I’m not nice?? ( he asks picking offence again) 

ELIZA : I know I’m weird, that’s what makes me special ( she replies with a smile) 

SIRIUS : OK, you didn’t answer my question; are