I'd Sue You Host!

{Host I didn't know you had such fetish.} The system said in a hushed tone.

Zhi Ruo couldn't tell if it was being judgemental or was just appalled by the thought.

"Get your head out of the clouds, I don't have mania for men simping over me. I don't think those who work there have that too, it's just a marketing strategy."

{I'm sorry host, this system apologies} It said, but didn't sound like it believed one word she had said.

Zhi Ruo simply ignored him, she wasn't going to waste time explaining what it would soon experience practically.

"I'm going for the Maid Cafe. Let me prepare an application letter." 

{Esteemed host, the cat Cafe is a good choice too, we could always work out the distance problem. Though the pay is only slightly higher than the maid Cafe, when compiled there is a huge difference in revenue.

Please think twice, host!, The male lead likes innocent girls.}

"The Fl has already taken up the mask of a white lotus, why should I copy? Sometimes being the opposite of what one is used to could pique one's interest. Be a bit more broad minded, system. I can't stand it if you can't keep up."

{ (〒﹏〒), Host is too complicated.}

"Besides that, I have other reasons do don't fret. This agent would not deliberately put herself in the path of failure."

"Get the pen."

Growwwwl

"..."

{Maybe you should eat first.}

"Okay."

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"You sure you want to work here?" An older sister, in a maid costume, asked Zhi Ruo giving her a chance to opt out.

"I am sure, Senior Sang Mi!" Zhi Ruo replied bowing with an enthusiastic voice, devoid of even the slightest hesitation.

Sang Mi looked at the tall, slightly malnourished girl before her in astonishment. Girls her age usually avoided this place like plague, yet she chose to come here as a worker. This young sister must be really brave or very foolish. The sign has been up for two months now yet no one dared to venture into such a 'degrading' job. She wondered how tough life was for her to make her decide embarking on this job 

What made her more concerned was the fact that, Zhi Ruo was still a student, would she be able to take her classmates bullying when they found out?

"Are you sure you are up to the task? I wouldn't want anyone breaking down in front of my customers." She forewarned.

"I understand Senior Sang Mi, you don't need to worry, this junior would do her best to not disappoint you!" Zhi Ruo replied smiling brightly, looking as adorable as a kitten.

{My arrogant host is really good at acting.}

'Shut up.'

"Since you are so confident, I would give you a chance," Sang Mi said, greatly influenced by the truck load of cuteness sent to her in all directions.

"Thank you senior Sang Mi." She chirped in appreciation.

"Its- it's okay. Call me big sister now that we are colleagues now. Now then go to the back to change, a sister they would give you a fitting costume. I'm off to serve the customers now."

"Okay Big sister." Zhi Ruo trotted cheerfully to the back.

Sigh~it's good to be so young, Sang Mi watched on.

Clack! Creak!

The back door slid open letting Zhi Ruo in. She surveys the area, the glittery personality she portrayed earlier had disappeared without a trace.

An older woman, seeming to be in her early twenties sat napping on a desk over some black and white clothing. It must have been the other big sister, Sang Mi had referred her to.

The woman had short brown hair and a pair of round cut glasses. Zhi Ruo couldn't see her face well as half of it had been buried into the cloth.

Tap! Tap!

Zhi Ruo hit her on the arm gently, proceeding to go with the third tap, the receipt sprang up from the desk disoriented.

"Kyaaa! You are here! I've been waiting for you since I read your application yesterday. I'm Bora, you can call me big sister B." She squealed in high pitch, resembling a little girl who was given her favorite snack.

"Come here" She buried Zhi Ruo into her huge, soft bosom, hugging her tightly.

*Gasp! "Big sis... can't ….breath"

"I'm sorry" She blushed puting Zhi Ruo down "I got a bit excited, it's been a while since I've gotten to take care of a little sister."

{Seems like host is going to have a lot of sisters here.} The system mused scartistically.

'I know that and I love it. True sisters are the best backup in any situation, this is the best place to earn them. People who struggle together on the same terms get to have a long lasting friendship.'

{Aiya. Host is so smart.}

***She flicks him away"Stop ass kissing."

"Tae Rin greets big sister B. I'm here for my dress…" Zhi Ruo reminded her.

"Ahhh,yes!. Here it is.", She took the white and black clothing off the desk," I customised it fitting to the description you gave about yourself in the letter. Though it's a bit big now once you gain a bit of weight it would fit perfectly."

"Go on, try it on." She points into a little area separated from the rest of the room with a thin dark cloth.

Zhi Ruo followed her directions, about to take off her clothes, a screaming voice rang through her mind annoyingly.

{Ahhhh! Host you can't change in front of me, this system is still a child!}

'You are just a living program so what if this agent gets bare in your presence. Or do you harbour any perverted thoughts? This isn't my body anyways.'

{**Cries. I would sue host for sexual harassment.}

'En. If you can't watch, close your eyes then.'

{That...this system doesn't have eyes...yet}

She ignored it and carried on with her business.

{UwU Host is really shameless. I feel tainted. My virginity is gone!**wails noisily}

**Ugh, how did I end up with such a noisy system?