Just one chapter left.
It’s amazing what goes through your mind when you’re dying.
I had taken a break and gone to the nearest convenience store to buy a boatload of chocolate to celebrate writing the last chapter to the last installment of my book series. When I started to write this story of swords, magic, and court intrigue a couple years ago, I could have never dreamt that the books would get published and that they would actually be popular. Of course, that just meant for the last book of the series, the pressure was on to write a good ending. Even though most of the fan mail I got was surprisingly encouraging, I could sense the inpatient desire for the next and final book.
The ending better be worth it. I could read the message clearly in between the lines. But despite multiple setbacks, a couple mini nervous breakdowns and one bad tequila binge that I hoped everyone would quickly forget, I had written the majority of the book. All I had left was to write the last chapter. Thus the purchasing of the celebratory chocolate, so I could party as soon as I was finished writing.
Who would have thought I would get hit by a car on my way back from the store?
My first thought as darkness overcame me was for my book series.
I hadn’t finished the ending yet!
My second was for all the wasted chocolate.
I never got to eat any!
I woke up in a strange body, in a room I didn’t recognize.
I stared down at myself, surprised. I was wearing some sort of dress with an apron draped over it almost seemed like a uniform of some sort. Nothing like my usual jeans and a t-shirt. More shockingly, I seemed to have shrunk in height, but grown in… other dimensions. Confused, I poked my own chest. Huh, seemed real enough. How did I go up 2 cup sizes overnight? If I could patent this method, I’d be rich! I slapped my face lightly. Focus!
Running to a nearby mirror mounted on the wall, I stared at the reflection. A sharper, more refined face stared back at me, with black hair and green eyes that looked nothing like my own. I poked my face too. Ouch. What the heck?! How did I turn into someone else?!
Weirdly enough, I felt like I should recognize it…
“KATARINA!” A strident voice interrupted my perusal of my new face and body. An older woman in a similar uniform to the one I was wearing walked in, shooting me a look of disgust.
“I’ve told you before, stop being so slow in the mornings! Miss Autumn should be waking up any moment now! Why are you not in her room ready to serve her?!”
Ignoring my open mouthed look of astonishment, she pulled me by the hand through the halls towards another room. I glanced around at the stone floors and walls, the intimidating decorations, only slightly surprised to see magical floating balls of light being used instead of lamps.
This all seemed so familiar.
We entered a beautiful room, luxuriously decorated in red and pink colors. A girl was tucked into the enormous canopy bed, sleeping.
“Lady Autumn, it’s time to wake up.” The older woman beside me called gently, seemingly reluctant to disturb her.
What the heck?! Was this the same woman who gave me the death glare and scolding just a few minutes back? Who was this sweet looking old lady?
Shocked, I kept my mouth shut and my head down.
The girl sat up in bed and looked up at us, excited.
“Hooray, It’s finally my birthday!” She was a cute teenage girl, with bright eyes and a big smile. I couldn’t help but smile back.
“Yes, Ma’am, today is the day the Prince’s messenger should arrive!” The older woman’s eyes were sparkling, but at her words the girl Autumn’s smile faded and was replaced with a nervous expression.
“Gertia, am I really being considered as a marriage candidate for the Prince?”
“Yes! Prince Coron has apparently heard of your beauty and social graces and personally approved you being listed as a candidate.” The woman (who I assumed was called Gertia, given how Autumn addressed her) was beside herself with excitement, but Autumn just sported a strained smile. Poor girl, she was obviously troubled at the idea of being mixed up with royalty and politics…
Wait.
Autumn…. Gertia…. Prince Coron…. A world where magic lamps lit the hallways and noble girls slept in pink canopy beds…
THIS WAS MY BOOK!
Ugh, this was a little too much. My empty stomach revolted with the shock and I could taste bile in the back of my throat.
“Katrina, are you okay? You look ill!” Autumn called out to me, concerned. I held my hand against my mouth, trying not to vomit.
“She’s probably just trying to get out of work.” Gertia looked annoyed. Hey! What did I ever do to you to earn this kind of treatment? If I weren’t so sick I’d treat this old hag a lesson.
Careful to keep my complaints silent in my head, I waved a hand, muttering “Excuse me.” as I ran out. I ran randomly through the hallways, exiting the large mansion. There were people all around me, busy with different tasks. Over in the courtyard a large group of guards were performing sword drills, the young man in front of them practicing with a sword made of magical flames. I kept running until I came to a pond just on the edge of the property, Swallowing nervously, I looked into my reflection in the water.
Yep, still not my face.
What was going on? Could it have been a coincidence that these people had the same names as my book characters? But the floating lights, the fire sword… that was real magic right?
Lost in thought, I stared at my face on the water’s surface. I looked to be about 14 years old. If this was my book then was I a new character? Who was I supposed to be? I though back carefully. What was the name they had called me again?
Katrina.
Oh.
Oh no.
I sat down, cradling my head in my hands.
Was this the Universe’s idea of a big joke? I groaned miserably. Katrina was a character in my story. The third daughter of a Baron, she had grown up a pampered noble girl, albeit a slightly poor one. But her family had decided to send her to serve as a lady’s maid to Autumn, who was the only child of the Duke of Terotta. Her parents had felt that Katrina’s marriage prospects were low, so even being part of the household to the future queen would have more benefits then wasting away at her home. None of that was the problem however.
The problem was that Katrina was a terrible character.
I knew it. I had written her to be that way after all. She was my trash character, the scheming girl behind all the minor plots and intrigue. She was lazy, arrogant, and not all too bright. She spent half the book series attempting and failing to seduce the crown prince, and the other half trying to trap and beat Autumn. Because she was more conceited than smart, I had had a lot of fun making her the butt of a lot of jokes, turning most of her plans against her. In the last book that I had been working on before I died, she had helped the villain kidnap Autumn. Of course the prince had saved the main character and the whole evil plot fell to pieces. When everything was resolved she was stripped of her title and executed.
I groaned again. Why on earth was I, the author, in the role of the crappy side character instead of Autumn the protagonist?
It was just too infuriating.
It took a while for me to calm down, but eventually I did. After all, I had no idea why I was here, or how long I would be here. In the meantime though, I refused to play the role of the stupid, noble girl antagonist.
Take that, younger me who thought this kind of character was good writing!
I thought about what I knew. Katrina had started working at the Duke of Terotta estates at around 14 years old. Given my appearance, I couldn’t be much older than that. I must have just started recently.
Perfect!
The next major plot point, when Autumn was declared the fiancé of Prince Coron and started royalty training, wouldn’t happen until her 16th birthday. She was 14 today, same as me, so that meant I had 2 years to transform this character from a useless arrogant brat into a capable side character! I chuckled to myself, thinking back on the plot points and how I could improve them.
Look out world, there’s a rewrite in the works!
I had multiple plans to improve Katrina’s character.The first, and the easiest was her personality. I wasn’t very outgoing by nature, so keeping my head down and doing my work properly without mocking others or causing a scene was simple.The first day after I had appeared in this world, I tried smiling and greeting everyone I worked with. The reaction was a little overdone, one butler literally backed away from me until he fell down a flight of stairs. I had never really specified in the book how awful Katrina was in her day to day life, but considering the astonishment and relief shown by the other house staff members at my changed personality, she must have been dreadful to work with. Now that I wasn’t acting like an idiot bully, I naturally made friends with most of the people who worked there.Second, I decided that if I was going to be a maid character, I wanted to be the super, cool type that co
It was Autumn’s 16th birthday.I woke her up, dressed her, and styled her hair, just like a proper lady’s maid. All the while I kept up a running commentary, prepping her on who would be at the party. We would be surrounded by allies, enemies, and people on the sidelines, and Autumn needed to be aware of who could be charmed, who could be bought and who needed to be ignored. Fortunately after two years of Head Maid Gertia’s boot camp from hell, I knew exactly how to coach her.Autumn endured my lecturing without complaint. She really was a sweet girl, with a quiet temperament but strong morals. I thought she was adorable and felt inclined to protect her. I had felt similarly when I was writing her character. I thought the calm sweet way she approached things was fitting of the protagonist of my story, and made sure she would have a beautiful romance and a happy ending. Fortunately those feelings didn’t fade even
The Prince announced shortly after the birthday party that Autumn was no longer a simple candidate, she was his official fiancé. The girl herself was of course overjoyed, and wandered the house in a daze the entire day after hearing the news. I trailed behind her with a smile, ensuring that she didn’t bump into anything and hurt herself. I was enjoying the peace and quiet while I could, since I knew that a big nuisance was headed our way.“Good morning, Miss Katrina.” The big nuisance said with a cheerful smile. I returned the expression with a polite curtsey.“Good morning, Your Grace.”He handed me a letter. “This is for Miss Autumn from Coron. It’s an apology for what happened at her birthday party, among other things.” He straightened up, looking me in the eye with a serious appearance. “He also wishes me to convey his deepest apologies to
The Duke stared at me in confusion. It was understandable, I suppose. Magic was a rare talent, one that showed up rarely even among the nobility, much less so among the common people. For a servant to have magic talent would be extremely unlikely. I saw his mind working, and he must have remembered that I came from a noble family, although only a Baron, for he asked me quietly.“You underwent aptitude testing?”Every noble child in the world underwent aptitude testing. It was a simple test, the child simple placed their hands on a crystal sphere, and if they had any talent for magic, globes of light would appear around them. The number of globes was an indication of their magical power. Among people who did have magical talent, 1-2 orbs was considered average. The prince had 6 orbs appear when he tested, the Duke currently held the record at 10 orbs. When Autumn had attempted, her magic nullifying ability had destroye
It had already been over a year since Autumn had been named the Prince’s future wife. In a couple of days we would be heading out to the Capitol so that they could conduct their official courtship under the judging eyes of the nobility. I laid in my bed, staring up at the ceiling, thinking through all the possibilities.Ugh, it’s all too tiring.The only benefit I had was knowing the future thanks to my all powerful author knowledge. Of course, I had already changed part of the story by changing Katrina’s character, but judging by what happened at Autumn’s birthday party, there was a concern that no matter what I did, the main plot would continue along the predicted pathway. If this were the book, Katrina would be planning to contact the Duchess Savalle, who was the second cousin of the current king. She hated Autumn almost as much as book Katrina did, and when the foolish servant girl offered to team up,
Things did not go as planned when we arrived in the Capital. To be fair, my expectations were based off of the book plot. In the story, the protagonist met a lot of resistance among the nobility, who were jealous of her favored status with the prince. Katrina of course, worked furiously behind the scenes to make friends with anyone who disliked Autumn and fan the flames as much as possible. This meant it was my time to shine, when I could masquerade as the worthless antagonist side character while protecting sweet little Autumn from anyone who would go against her.At least, that’s how it was supposed to happen.Everything went wrong right from the start. I had prepared extensively for our arrival. We were to act out the scene from the book, where Katrina tripped Autumn on her way out of the carriage. Autumn would be unhurt but embarrassed, while Katrina would be securely placed within the “anti-Autumn” faction.
It didn’t take too long for Duchess Savalle’s men to grab me again. I was brought before the arrogant woman, fighting off a sad sense of deja vu as she stared down her nose at me.“You ruined everything, you stupid girl.” She snapped at me as soon as I arrived. “Why in the world would you wear the poisoned necklace instead of giving it that pretender?”So that’s how we’re going to play it, huh?I went into full spoiled brat mode.“Are you kidding me?! It’s all your fault for coming up with such a stupid plan! Why would she accept a cheap necklace from her maid?” I stomped my feet and produced a couple crocodile tears. “It’s your fault she made me wear it! I threw up in front of the prince! He probably thinks I’m disgusting. Now I’ll never be queen!”My voice ended on a shri
It took a little bit of time, but eventually I pulled myself together. No matter how the plot changed, or how terrified I was, I could not let Autumn get kidnapped tonight. That was the only path I refused to go down. All I could do was trust in my preparations.I got changed, leaving the blue ball gown behind and changing into my black sparring clothes. I tied my hair back and wrapped my hands to protect my fists. Poisons went in one pocket, antidotes in another. I strapped knives to my arms, waist and legs. Feeling better now that I was armed head to toe, I went in search of Captain Alexander.When Autumn and I had first come to the capital, he and a group of the guards I frequently sparred with all volunteered to follow us and arrange for security. Although not thrilled about losing the captain of his guard, Autumn’s father agreed that in the end, his daughter’s safety took first priority. I was thrilled to have a