“Argghh”, I grimaced as the morning sunlight found its way through the gaps in the curtains. My phone vibrated on the bedside table. Ignoring It, I rolled over. “What the fuck” sprawled out next to me was a sleeping naked woman. Her long brown hair covered her face, clothes and beer bottles were scattered around the floor next to the bed.
Fuck, I did not want to have to deal with early morning pleasantries, my breath smelt like a kitty litter box, and at this moment, I would rather cut my arm off than risk waking my unwelcome house guest. Sliding off the bed, I tiptoed to the bathroom, carefully shutting and locking the door behind me. Hopefully, she would be gone by the time I finished. Looking at the mirror, two bloodshot eyes stared back at me. Three days worth of stubble covered my face. Large dark rings had formed under my eyes, caused by lack of sleep and way too