Chapter thirty four: love

I looked at Sharlene and her friend with the most casual look ever, even though I was secretly both irritated and excited to see them. I missed having humans to speak to and relate to.

"Hey Kaiser," The woman greeted, giving him a once over. "Looking good, as always." She complimented.

"Melissa, I see you're still alive." Kaiser answered, also giving her a hard stare. "That could only mean that the men are still very pleased with your service."

She laughed loudly, as if he said something hilarious. Some female creatures turned to glare at her hatefully, but she did not seem fazed at all.

"You know, you're the only one missing out. Everyone else loves me." She said while sitting down next to him, across me.

"Hard pass, you know I'm all for solid relationships. Not one night stands." Kaiser mumbled, sipping on his red beverage.

Wait... Is she what I think she is?

"That's too bad. I would have loved to hear you moan my name." She said with a sigh as if that was the most normal thing eve