LMH-2

TINITIGAN NI AGATHA ANG KULAY KAHEL NA LIKIDO na ibinubuhos ng kaibigan niyang si Sidney sa baso niya. She knew she was zoning out again. She was oblivious to the loud music and intense chattering on the background, she was only well aware of her heart dying. Not breaking because she's long over that. Cola started  shouting at her which finally snapped her out of her preoccupation. 

"What?" she complained. Nasagi niya nang bahagya ang baso sa harap niya sanhi upang matapon ang kalahati niyon. Hindi pa yata siya nakakamove on sa hang over ng tequila nang nagdaang gabi. 

"Are you still moping over that asshole? Ha?" hinawakan ng kaibigan niya ang baba niya saka pinihit ang mukha niya paharap dito.

Tumambad sa kanya ang matingkad na asul na mata ni Cola. She's a gorgeous blonde woman, amerikana ito at nakilala lamang niya rito sa Cali nang sundan niya dito si Preston. "You don't deserve him, girl! Kalimowtan mow na siya!"

She would have laughed if it weren't for the heaviness in her chest. Bagamat full blooded american si Cola ay pinay na katulong nila ang nagpalaki rito kaya naman marunong itong magtagalog.

"Kalimutan?!" tila naeskandalo namang singit ni Sidney. "If I were you, pinutol ko sana ang tite ng animal na 'yon!"

Agad na tinakpan niya ang bibig ng kaibigan. "Ano ka ba? Mamaya may makarinig sa'yo!"

"So? It's not like they know the meaning of that!"

"What's tite?" curious na tanong ni Cola sa kabilang gilid niya.

Sasawayin din sana niya ito ngunit naunahan siya ni Sidney. She smiled sweetly at their friend and gently tucked a stray hair behind Cola's ear. "It's the tagalog term for d*ck, honey." 

Napapikit na lamang ng mariin si Agatha. Kung anu anong itinituro nitong si Sidney sa kaibigan nila.

"Oohh!! I like tite!" her friend giggled.

Tuluyan na siyang napa-face palm.

"All I'm saying is," iniabot ni Hannah ang shot niya at awtomatikong nilagok niya iyon. "there are like, 3.5 billion dicks in the world, don't go obsessing over that one who like cheated on you for god knows how many times!"

Sidney's right. But the thing is, Preston was her first love and they were about to get married. He proposed two months ago and Agatha said yes without even blinking. Mahal niya si Pres, though she's not oblivious to the fact that he's been screwing around. Before. Yun ang alam niya, makailang beses na niyang nahuli ito na may kausap na babae sa text, umamin naman ito na mga side chick nito iyon. And they were not that serious then kaya pikit mata niyang tinanggap lahat. 

Until he proposed to her. Buong akala ni Agatha ay magbabago na ang lalaki. He wanted to marry her, why else would he propose to her if he still have plans on cheating on her?

Pero sabi nga nila, once a playboy, always a playboy. Nahuli niya itong may kasamang babae sa kama. The night they were supposed to announce their engagement to her family. Kumulong muli ang dugo niya nang maalala ang kahangalan nito. Sidney was right, she should've taken a knife and put an end to his disgusting dicking around. 

But all she was able to manage at that time was stand in front of them and ask him why. Which he wasn't able to answer by the way. 

She let him walk away that night unscathed. And she was left in his condo unit, asking herself, again, why. Sa sobrang daming bakit, hindi niya alam kung alin ang uunahin niyang sagutin sa sarili. It was so pathetic! 

"Sana tinawagan mo ako," simula muli ni Sidney. "I knew ways on how to dispose dead bodies, you just need to be really meticulous. Use bleach and--" 

"Stop it," she groaned. "Nobody's killing anyone alright? Tinawagan ko kayong dalawa kasi gusto kong tulungan n'yo akong makamove on not to help me plot my ex-fiance's demise."

"In my opinion lang naman, dapat pinatay mo siya." Sidney shrugged. 

Pinandilatan niya ito ng mata. Napakabayolente ng babaeng ito! 

"Hindi ko rin naman kasi maintindihan sa'yo! He's got average cock size and no stamina--and these are all based on your stories ha? So, why are you so obsessed with him?" 

It's her turn to shrug. The reason most girls are obsessed with bad boys. They think they could change him. At may katiting din na pag-asa sa likod ng isip niya na sana tumagal ito sa kama nang higit sa sampung minuto! 

Wala sa loob na pinaikot niya ang singsing na suot niya. It has been a habit she developed everytime na maaalala niya si Preston. 

"Why the fuck are you still wearing that ring for?!" Sidney asked incredulously. 

Agatha sighed. "It wouldn't come off, okay?" she stared down at the one carat diamond ring sitting on the ring finger of her left hand. She fully intended on removing it the night she caught him cheating. But for some reason--namely, umasa siya na babalik si Pres at magmamakaawang tanggapin niya itong muli--hinayaan niya ang singsing sa daliri niya. 

"What do you mean it wouldn't come off?" 

"I've gained some weight and it wouldn't fucking come off." muli niyang sinubukan na hugutin ang singsing na ibinigay ni Preston sa kanya. Sumubok na siya ng maraming paraan para matanggal iyon ngunit sa kasamaang palad ay parang kumapit na yata iyon sa daliri niya. 

Inagaw ni Sidney ang kamay niya at ito naman ang sumubok na humila sa singsing. 

"Aww!" protesta niya. 

"Dammit!" pahagis na ibinalik nito ang kamay niya. "Have you tried soap? Lotion?" 

"Pati lubricant ng Crave."

She arched her eyebrows at her. "Baka naman kasi psychological lang yan? Baka kasi deep inside you're still holding on to Pres?" 

"Are you trying to be funny?" sikmat niya. 

Sidney shrugged. "I'm just sayin'." 

"Speaking of Crave.. You know what's the best way to move on?" Cola slid another shot on her way. Tila ba wala itong paki sa nangyaring hilahan nila kanina ni Sidney. "Find another tite and ride it like a fucking cowgirl and use all those vibrators and wonderful dildos you have on your shop. Double penetration is the answer!" 

Tumirik nanamang muli ang mata niya. What the hell is happening to her friends?! 

"Perfect!" tili ni Sidney na may kasama pang pagpalakpak. "Finally mabibinyagan mo na ang products ng Crave!"

"Do you want my brother to kill me?"

"Zion loves you, dear," kagat labing sambit ni Sidney, she obviously haven't gotten over her crush on her eldest brother. "I don't think magagalit siya kung i-try mo minsan ang mga produkto niya. Besides, pinahawak na nga niya sayo yung negosyo diba? Ano naman sa tingin niya ang gagawin mo dun? Tititigan mo lang ang mga BBD na ibebenta mo?"

"Anong BBD?"

"Big black dildos, ano ka ba?"

Natawa si Cola sa sinabi ng kaibigan niya. But she didn't even find anything funny with what Sidney said. Zion entrusted her Crave while he's busy expanding his business in the Philippines. He didn't ask her to sample the products. She could only imagine his horrified face when he finds out that his baby sister isn't so baby anymore.

"So," inilapag ni Cola ang magkabilang palad sa ibabang ng bar counter. "do you agree that the best way to get over Preston is be under someone else?"

Napabuntong hininga siya sa sinabi nito. So what if she will go on a one night stand? Kung nagawa nga ng ex niya na gumalaw ng ibang babae ay bakit hindi naman niya kayang gawin?

The best way to erase a dick's memory in your vagina is to have another cock fill it.

Nilinga niya ang buong bar. She could find a guy to have sex with. Easy. Isang gabi lang naman. Gusto lang niyang gantihan si Preston sa ginawa nitong katarantaduhan sa kanya. She must admit that she's never done anything like this in her entire life, it has always been Pres. And it's about time to finally erase the memory of his mediocre dick in her vagina.