Chapter 59

They're here. Our babies are here and our woman didn't kill us in the delivery room. Today was a great day. I honestly thought one of us would of been punched in the throat or the threat of ripping our balls off. Ya know Courtney kind of stuff. I can honestly say that during the next labor and delivery's I'll keep my ass up by her head. No man should ever see their woman's lady bits during that activity, it's kind of horrifying. I feel like her lady bits just came back from war and we should give it the Purple Heart or something cause that thang will never be the same again.

Anyways moving on from my internal rant I watch her peacefully sleep on the bed. I don't think I could ever give birth she's one tough cookie that's for sure. But I know it took a lot out of her so I'm gunna let her get as much sleep as possible. I pick my phone up and start ordering food cause I know when she wakes up she's going to be starving like the rest of us. She's been asleep for a few hours already so I