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Porridge, Pigments, and the Patek Predator

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Chapter 29

Caleb’s POV

If the previous night was a symphony of brass and woodwinds performed by Alaric’s lower intestine, this morning was the somber after-party. The Sterling Penthouse smelled faintly of lavender, industrial-grade bleach, and my personal triumph.

Alaric was wallowing in the guest wing, reportedly recovering his body constitution. I, meanwhile, was in the kitchen, humming a jaunty tune while whisking a bowl of steel-cut oats. But these weren't just oats. They were the canvas for my next masterpiece.

I reached into my pocket and pulled out a small vial of concentrated methylene blue, a medical grade dye. In small doses, it’s harmless. In "Jean-Pierre" doses, it has a very specific side effect: it turns the consumer’s skin a delicate, sickly shade of Smurf, the blue ones.

"One drop for the Prince," I whispered, my accent slipping into something vaguely resembling a Bond villain. "Two drops for the Marriage Merger. And three drops because he tried to play father to my c
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