Amiriam
"Amiriam," James grumbled, stretching out her name. His eyes were screwed shut as she slathered sunscreen all over his dashing little face. He'd be quite the stud when he grew up. She was careful to cover his cheekbones and the tops of his ears so they could shield themselves from the brutal sun. "No ifs, ands, or buts, mister," she answered, working the lotion in and inspecting her handiwork before smiling in contentment. "Perfect. Do you remember the four-wheeler rules?" Rolling his eyes, he started quoting them. "If I can't see you, you can't see me. Wear a helmet always. Don't go faster than you're comfortable. Don't break any bones. Don't tell Mom or Dad." Laughing, Amiriam draped her arm across his neck and playfully noogied him before nudging him toward the equipment on her parents' property. "And have fun!" she added before turning to her sister, Rita. "Where's Frank?" "He's getting the oil changed on Taffy in the garage. He'll be out soon," Rita had said. Taffy was Rita's sport utility vehicle. She, and the rest of the Swenson girls, for that matter, had a peculiarity for naming inanimate things. There were three of them. The oldest sister Christiana, followed by Rita, the middle daughter, and then Amiriam, the family joke. "Aww, look at him. I want one," Amiriam cooed. Rita grinned. "He's nice." "Does he have a brother? I mean, yeah, I asked earlier, but." "Only child. Tough break, Amiriam. You'll have to go find yourself your own stud to change your oil, provide the cream de la crème of orgasms, and look after your kitties." Rolling her eyes, Amiriam stated, "I mean, you could technically view the latter two the same, right?" "You have multiple kitties?" Rita responded with a wink on her face. "Rita!" Amiriam shoved her sister's shoulder before plopping down on the red and black plaid blanket Rita had laid out a few minutes before. Squatting low, Rita plopped down on her bottom next to Amiriam. Amiriam rested her elbows on her folded knees and took in the small valley around her. Her parents had bought the property when she was a baby. It was home, and she loved all the memories that went with it. Going over to James, she watched as he swung his little six-year-old leg over the four-wheeler seat of a canary yellow baby 60cc motorcycle named Hercules. Her parents had bought it after James insisted he was too big to ride in as a passenger. The little butthead. He wished he could be as big, and it had only been worse since his stupid older brother came. "You've been coming here a lot lately," Rita stated while watching James get the four-wheeler going. Shrugging, Amiriam watched James in hopes of not being read like a book by her older sister. "It wouldn't have anything to do with a certain older brother, would it?" Rita teased, her bright pink hair streaming back in the soft, warm breeze. "We've been wanting to leave the house. That's all." "Sure, it is." With a scowling huff, Amiriam turned to her. "I caught him with some other stupid girl in the hot tub. This time she was topless, and you could tell that they were getting close to reaching the good stuff. Can you imagine that? What if James had found them? I mean, how can the moron be so irresponsible?" Jaw to the floor and eyes wide with bulging, Rita craned forward like they were sharing secrets in grade school. "Seriously? Topless? Wooow," she drew out the word before uttering, "At least only one girl this time, though, right?" Amiriam flinched. "Don't remind me. Although I suppose to be fair, I wasn't a hundred percent sure I'd spotted a threesome. They were all dressed so…". "So, you're not really that innocent," Rita concluded for her. "Okay. Even though I don't have any proof, it wouldn't shock me if he's that…seasoned. Ugh! He's so frustrating!" Ruffled, Amiriam ran her fingers through the ends of her hair before securing it into a high ponytail as she monitored James. His identical yellow helmet gave him the appearance of a cute bobblehead as he tinkered up a little dirt mound. "Discussing men…guess what I overheard?" Rita diverted the topic when she saw how close Amiriam was to going out of her mind at hearing the name Luke and his various sexcapades. "What'd you hear?" Amiriam asked with curiosity. "Saylor's boy is in town." It was Amiriam's turn now for her eyes to pop. "Saylor's boy, as in––" "Yup. Talk about a blast from the past, huh?" "What the devil is he doing here? He left, remember?" Amiriam's protective younger sister trait started to emerge as memories of her older sister in high school forced their way to the front. Tears. Heartbreak. Doors slamming shut. And ice cream. So much ice cream. "Oh, I remember. Anthony and I met him at the hardware store when we were picking up some trash for the cattery." Rita and Frank owned a cat haven for stray animals who had worn out their welcome at the neighborhood shelter. She was a saint, and he was her accomplice in her saintly mission. In short, they were perfect for each other, and Amiriam went utterly bonkers with jealousy whenever she probed their relationship too deeply. Brushing it aside, she turned her attention to the matter at hand. "Did you say anything to him? Perhaps pick up the closest hammer and whack him on the head with it?" Amiriam asked. Her voice was teasing, but she was only half-joking. That asshole had really messed Saylor up. She'd never really been the same. She hadn't even attempted dating after all this time since he'd left. Smiling up at her, her lips curled in a smile, Rita said softly, "I thought about it. Until I saw the little boy holding his hand." "No way!" Amiriam edged forward. This story was just getting richer and richer. "He has a kid?" "Yeah." "Does Say know?" She shook her head. "I don't think so. I have no idea how to tell her." The footsteps made both of their heads turn back towards the house behind them, silencing their conversation. Amiriam's heart was pounding like she'd been caught red-handed with her hand in the cookie jar until she saw Rita's other half approaching them in a pair of worn-out jeans and a tight black T-shirt that hugged his chest. Amiriam had had a look at those muscles in the past and could atttest to their majesty. The guy was breathtaking. "Don't know how to tell her what? And who's her?" Frank asked, squatting low behind Rita. Once his butt made contact with the ground, he wrapped his legs around her and pulled her into him so that her back was against his chest. That delicious, muscular chest. Sigh. "I was talking about the man we saw in the hardware store," Rita said. He placed a kiss on the top of her head and said, "Oh. The blond guy with the kid who looks uncannily like a college football player who was destined for big things before his kneecap pretty much exploded on national TV?" "That's him." "What was his name again?" Amiriam defended Rita. "Ossian Pete. AKA The Big O, as we liked to refer to him before he broke Saylor's heart." Focusing on Amiriam with his arms still wrapped tightly around Rita's chest, he confirmed, "So it is really him? The infamous Ossian Pete who was being wooed by a number of NFL teams before his leg was damaged so severely that he had to say goodbye to his football days?" "That's the one." "I didn't know Saylor dated him…. Was it an awful break up?" Amiriam gritted her teeth then spat, "The worst." "Maybe he was just a passing fancy," Rita suggested hopefully. Frank shook his head from side to side. "He was buying duplicate sets of a house key and some tomato plants. Those aren't the purchases of a man who is not remaining." The photograph was enough to satisfy any hope they'd had that Mr. Ossian Pete would disappear before Saylor ever even knew he'd gone into hiding. "Well, shit," Amiriam spat. "Dear," Rita agreed.Amiriam"James," Amiriam unbuckled the belt buckle from across his unconscious body in her back seat. "Wake up, James." She lightly shook him, trying to rouse the kid out of sleep.They'd spent the whole evening at her parents' place on the four-wheelers having the time of their lives before heading back home. He'd been asleep before she'd even backed out of her parents' driveway.Glaring down at the weary little boy, Amiriam threw in the towel and picked him up. His arms around her neck and his legs on either side of her hips, she locked the lock button on her key fob and entered.The same bright red BMW was sitting outside, but she shook off the horde of butterflies that invaded her stomach and opened the front door. Her legs were throbbing while she took James up to the bedroom.She slipped off his shoes and pulled up the cotton bed clothes over his chin before tucking him in like a burrito man and pecking his forehead. He sighed, and rolled onto his side into the fetal position.Li
LukeRing in pocket, Luke knocked on Stacy's door and stood waiting for her to open up. He rubbed his face, damning the small coffee he'd had before dropping by, and now wishing he'd ordered an extra-large. He'd need all the caffeine he could get to make it through today. He'd slept badly last night after speaking with Amiriam. It had shone a giant spotlight on all the holes in his plan and stripped some of the numbness that usually surrounded him. Leaving him feeling raw. And vulnerable.He didn't like those feelings. Actually, he didn't like feeling much of anything, period. He'd been working in the early hours of the morning to get his armor back online. He was going to need it if he was going to make it through the day.He'd been woken up by a call from his lovely old Dad at seven in the morning. The phone was ringing across the room, and he'd ignored it for about five minutes before he'd finally given up and rummaged through his discarded jeans to locate his phone."Hey," he answ
LukeStacy: You're not coming to pick me up?Luke groaned in frustration.Read the last message,Stacy!Luke: Sorry, babe. I cannot go pick you up. But as I said before, I can order an Uber for you.Stacy: How would your parents view that?!Luke: I have already told you. We need to talk first so they don't come home while you are on your way over. It makes sense, right?A few minutes passed as Luke stripped in his bathroom and turned on the hot water. He had to shower, and he didn't have time for Stacy's brand of crazy. If he wasn't in such a hurry, he'd call the whole thing off and go out and find himself another girl to marry. But his father was coming back tonight, and he wanted him to assume that they'd been dating a respectable length of time before he proposed to her. Luckily, his father had spent the previous two months down at their Bahamian summer house, so he wasn't aware that Stacy and Luke had just met seven days earlier. It can't possibly make that much of a difference in
AmiriamJames and Amiriam were reclining in the family room, playing Go Fish, when the sound of a slamming door jolted them. Amiriam's head snapped toward the foyer, and the following silence was almost palpable."What the hell?" Amiriam muttered to herself."What was that?" James said in a shaking voice. He was used to screaming and slamming doors when his parents were home, but with them on vacation, it had been fairly quiet. Except when Luke was particularly stupid, of course.Sliding her arm around James's tiny neck, Amiriam clapped him in a quick hug before pulling out her phone."Alright, here. Play fifty-two card picks and see how fast you can get them all. Keep timing yourself until you post your best time. I'll go pick out, okay?"With the quarterback's arm, James threw all fifty-two cards into the air until they rained down on him. Having made sure that the cards had made a complete mess in the family room, he started the timer and dove over the ottoman, picking up the cards
Amiriam Sometimes Amiriam begrudged the unfairness of life. Jackson Oden had risen early and was spending the day at the golf course with a group of colleagues, while Mrs. Oden was off to the spa to rest from her trip the day before. Flying in a private plane after a few months at the beach was exhausting, it seemed. Neither of them had bothered to say goodbye to their wee boy, James. In fact, neither of them had even stopped in to see Amiriam. Luckily, she had planned on spending her day sunbathing next to the pool while James had his private swimming lessons. Still, her heart ached at the thought that his parents were not around to cheer him on. He was left with her—the nanny. And nothing that all the people cheering for you could do would ever come close to having your mom or dad in the stands. She grabbed her phone and sent a quick text to her parents. Mom & Dad Group Text: Love you guys. Thanks for being such good parents. Within seconds, her phone buzzed. Mom & Dad Group T
AmiriamMe: Hey! I need my sisters today. Who's available?Rita: I should be available. What are we doing, and at what time?Me: Shopping and in an hour.Christiana: …you shouldn't have said it was shopping.When Amiriam read her eldest sister's message, a soft laugh escaped. She could almost hear Christiana's sarcastic tone in the message, and it did nothing but enhance her amusement. All the Swenson sisters were free spirits, but Christiana was by far the straightest arrow of them all. She hadn't always been like that.Her fingers flew across the screen in reply.Me: It'll be worth it. Promise. I've got some juicy gossip and a credit card to pay for the whole thing. Mimosas anyone?Rita: Yes, please! Where are we meeting?Christiana: Fine…you had me at GOSSIP.Amiriam smiled.Me: Meet me at the bridal boutique on Main, and I'll give you ALL the details.Rita: Ooo…I'm intrigued. See you in an hour.Christiana: BRIDAL BOUTIQUE?! Why would we need to meet at a BRIDAL BOUTIQUE?!Amiriam
Amiriam "I know. He's my young Padawan," Amiriam teased with an extra, knowing that her little Star Wars monologue would be enough to tip the support in her favor. "I've got this, Christiana. My heart is secure. I swear." She pounded her chest for good measure, and her salty persona cracked to reveal her sweet, gooey center. Let's be honest. Even when Amiriam was being an idiot, Christiana defended her. So did her sisters. In spite of all the crap they'd gone through and what their own experience had shown them, they didn't judge Amiriam for being stupid and making her own mistakes. And Amiriam kind of loved them for it.Rita cut in, "I mean it. If you'd like to hold on to your job, you'd better play along with the deception until you can wrap things up professionally.""Just so," Amiriam consented."And let's be very plain, you have to have one of the most expensive gowns in the store in order to coordinate your future mother-in-law's approval and your generosity to Luke by ramming
AmiriamAmiriam and her sisters spent the rest of the evening munching on salty tortilla chips, spicy salsa, and cheesy enchiladas. The food was great in spite of the grouchy hostess, and Amiriam definitely planned to return.When she pulled into the driveway of the Oden home, she noticed the red BMW was not there and wanted to scream. Her heart racing, she reached for her phone to call Luke when she saw his message from earlier.Luke: I told James I upset you. He said if I bought him ice cream, then he'd take care of it. So, now we're getting ice cream. Because that's how it works exactly.Noticing when the message had been sent, and the current time, she did the math and raised an eyebrow. Three hours for ice cream?She read another message that had been sent an hour afterwards.Luke: Oh. And make sure you take a few weeks off from babysitting James for our honeymoon. We'll want to lay low for a bit after the wedding so we might as well do it in a foreign country. You do have a pass
Amiriam failed to appear. Not the day after Mr. Oden's unexpected visit, nor the following day. She'd given up hope when she crawled into her frayed pajamas on Sunday night with the intention of surviving another lonely night of ice cream and Netflix. She'd told her family that she wasn't feeling well. Generally, they met Sunday evenings for dinner and cards, but she was not in the mood tonight. She'd rather spend her night wallowing in self-pity.She was such a sad case.Grabbing a spoon and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, she watched as the front door creaked to a persistent knock. Her heart fluttered in her chest before she convinced herself it was just the FedEx man. Because, you know, he usually came on Sunday nights. She rolled her eyes and tiptoed to the door, not allowing herself to get her hopes up. Peering through the peephole, the spoon dropped from her fingers and clattered on the floor."Amiriam?"Luke's deep voice boomed through the thick door as she leaned agai
Amiriam remained with Christiana. It was the only sensible thing to do with all the time they were spending together. And since Amiriam had also been kicked out of the Oden house a few days previously, it was a welcome relief. Frank and Rita were wonderful and did the dirty work for her, carting off her stuff so she didn't have to.The next few sentences just went by, and a massive chunk of Amiriam hated how Luke hadn't even bothered to reach out to her. No calls. No texts. Zero. Her stomach turned at the mere thought, and her eyes ached from all the crying they had done over a guy who obviously never did care about her. Elaine, mother of one of Christiana's classmates a year previously and who conveniently happened to be a divorce attorney, was fantastic and had all the paperwork drawn up as quickly as possible before agreeing to drop everything off at Luke's. As long as Amiriam never had to lay eyes on him, she didn't particularly care how he took the papers. She just wanted this li
And storming off after, Amiriam had just been able to grab purse and keys when she slammed the front door behind her and got behind the wheel. Luckily she'd left her car at Oden's instead of home. She'd go back for the rest of it later. Or maybe she'd have Rita do it. Anyway, she was repaying her for all that kitty litter she'd cleaned up after her for years. Her fingers fumbled over her cell phone as she punched in her sister's number and waited for it to ring. As it did ring, she jammed her car into reverse and backed out of the Oden's driveway."Hey, Amiriam! Back from your honeymoon?" Christiana's voice was altogether too perky for Amiriam's grouchy demeanor.With a sniff, Amiriam growled, "Do you know any lawyers?"Christiana hesitated, her previous cheerfulness lost. "What?""Lawyers. Do you know any? Or maybe I should call Rita. She had to get one when the whole Frank fiasco occurred, didn't she? Yeah, I should really call––""Amiriam. What is going on?""I'm getting divorced."
Amiriam was confused somehow as the car drove her home to Luke Oden's family house. The flight home had been like she burst a bubble over a parallel universe where everything existed. She glanced at their joined hands, her gaze on Luke's thumb as he stroked it slowly back and forth across her knuckle. It was soothing, rhythmic movement, and just enough to relax her.Are we really going to give this a shot? Can this be my happily ever after?She sighed and looked out the window. The trees whirled down the highway, close enough to make her drowsy. She didn't even know it until the car slowed, and they were at Luke's parents' house."Ready?" Luke asked."For what?" Amiriam replied with a whisper that was almost lost in her own ears."For our life to begin," he grinned, pulling her away from the car.Upon approaching the entrance door, it swung open automatically. Amiriam's stiletto heels scraped against the cement.What the hell?"Hi, baby," Stacy cheered out, her arms folded over her ch
AmiriamIf Amiriam learned anything from the Italians, it was that they knew what to eat. She massaged her full belly after a Pasta Carbonara dinner and propelled her back into the comfortable chair that she was reclining in."Did you like it?" Luke Oden asked with a sympathetic smile.She replied back with one of her own. "How is everything freaking so good here? Tell me."Shrugging, Luke reached for his wine glass and had another sip. The Italians really knew their wine as well. And when you weren't bingeing it with the intention of becoming drunk, it was a great accompaniment to food. Luke had found it entertaining to mention it prior to the waitress arriving to put in their order.Smartass."I wish I knew," Luke said. "You can't find Italian food like this at home."No. No, you can't. Which means we have to order some tiramisu."Especially since this is our last night," Luke noted before settling back in his chair across from her and mirroring her move by slapping his six-pack. Th
Amiriam"So, what are we doing today?" Amiriam inquired, still ensconced in the sheets. They hadn't left their apartment all day. And it had been the perfect hangover cure.Luke Oden's fingers teased her long locks as she nestled her head in his chest. Every so often, he pulled softly, making shivers spread along her scalp. It was incredible, and she'd already decided she never wanted to shift from the position. Nope. She was fine. She'd just stay right here forever."Today is quite short," he conceded, confirming her suspicion. She could detect the smile in his tone, but she did not bother to look up. He was far too damn comfortable. "But I was thinking tonight we'd go to a special spot with the most incredible view of Florence you've ever seen. Maybe we can watch the sunset. What do you think?""I think that sounds wonderful. I should shower first, though."His broad chest shook with laughter when she didn't move an inch. "Like…today? Or…?"Laughing, she slapped his chest and fought
AmiriamAs a new Greyhound, the smell of coffee rouses Amiriam from her restless slumber."Hey, sleepyhead," a grumbling voice growls.Amiriam slept like crap. She hadn't listened to what other folks were saying. Booze didn't put her to bed like a baby. How anticlimactic. She'd also determined that getting bombed wasn't everything it was built up to be. She rolled and turned the entire night, her stomach grumbling the whole night as she sought a position that would not cause her to vomit. She didn't know she actually slept until this morning. However, the smell of caffeine, which was familiar, and the husky voice beside her ear were enough to rouse her from a disturbed sleep.Gradually, Amiriam gradually opened one of her eyes to catch a glimpse of a superhero hiding under a black T-shirt and tattered blue jeans that sit low on his hips."Hello, Husband," she said with a smile.He returned her smile. "Hello, Wife. How's it going?""Feeling better now that I'm going to have a cappuccin
LukeThe smell of vomit stuck in her hair as Luke held a fistful of it. Amiriam's tiny form jerked on the bathroom floor as she vomited another round of wine from her stomach."This is your fault," she groaned after a few minutes.A chuckle escaped him as he grabbed a damp washcloth and wiped her face. At least they'd made it back to their apartment so he could at least have a little more control of all this."How the hell is this my fault? If you're looking to yell at someone, maybe you should scream at Gabri for pouring you so much Chianti in the first place."She rolled her eyes. "Nope. I blame you. You're the one who pissed me off.".Never drink when you're mad, baby. I believe the word you used was substance abuse?" When she glared, he went on, "Just kidding! Blame me if you want. I was a moron, and I'm sorry for making you go through hell, including the fact that I kind of goaded you into drinking too much, and then went on to vomit your guts out for the last quarter hour.".She
AmiriamFun fact. Italians are a lot of fun to flirt with.Second fun fact. Especially ones who have access to plenty of booze.Third fun fact. Luke was absolutely correct. Drinking oneself silly is actually, actually fun. Amiriam could testify to that."I think that's enough," Luke ordered beside her. Following a rushed tour of the vineyards, they were led to a quaint little balcony with little tables scattered around its edge. That's when the wine showed up, accompanied by a smooth talk about the different alcohols and how they complement pasta, cheese, yada, yada, yada. Luke put a hand over the rim of Amiriam's just emptied glass in a bid to dissuade Gabri from pouring more Black Rooster Chianti into it.Not just Chianti.Black Rooster Chianti.It's a thing. Amiriam had no idea what it was or why it was important, but Gabri made sure she knew that his Rooster was better than any other Rooster that existed.Then he made her taste it. In fact, he made her taste a lot of it.And she'd