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CREIGHTON

Christmas Eve, New York City

Bored

It's not a safe state of affairs for a man like me. A lot of shit happens when I'm bored. I have a tendency to get involved in hostile takeovers when I need something to get my adrenaline going. Or I'm going to go out and pick up three women and introduce them to each other in the dirtiest way possible.

Judge me all you like; I don't give a shit what you think about me. Because I own half of this town, and the other half isn't worth having.

You can check the crotch of my pants, my Gucci suit for yourself.

Not even a hint of a bulge there, even when I think of a foursome. Threesomes are great, but it's a sad situation when even a foursome can't get my dick interested.

Because I'm fucking bored.

I get up from my chair and go to my tower window. Do you see down there? Fifth Avenue? It's my city. We're just south of the park, which means the party lights are everywhere.

I hate Christmas. Just another holiday that reminds me of things I'd rather