LOGINSoon after, there was the obligatory little cuddle, a brief, clumsy entanglement of limbs that felt more like a ritual than an embrace. Then, with a grunt, he rolled over, and within seconds, the deep, rhythmic rumble of a snore began to fill the room. The sound was my starting pistol. The coast was clear for the great escape.
I slid out of bed, the cool air hitting my sweat-sheened skin, and moved with the practiced silence of a cat burglar. My dress was a puddle of black fabric on the floor; my bra was dangling from the lampshade, a testament to the night's earlier fervour. I gathered them quickly, my eyes scanning the shadowy terrain for the final, crucial piece: my underwear.
But try as I might, I couldn't find the damn thing. I checked under the bed, patted down the rumpled sheets, even peered behind the turntable. Nothing. It had vanished, swallowed by the apartment. A sacrificial offering to the gods of bad decisions. Shrugging, I pulled on my dress, deciding commando was a small price to pay for a clean getaway. Clutching my shoes and handbag, I headed for the bathroom.
And that's when I got my first real shock of the morning. This guy was amazing. Either he had a girlfriend who was away on business, or he was the most well-adjusted, aesthetically gifted member of the male race to ever grace this earth. The bathroom wasn't just a bathroom; it was a sanctuary. It was clean. The towels were fluffy and matched. A bamboo tray on the back of the toilet held fancy, scented soaps and a loofah. It was so organized, so well-stocked, so unapologetically arty and feminine. A large, beautiful vase of dried pampas grass stood beside the marble sink, and the air smelled subtly of lavender.
I sat down to pee, taking it all in. My gaze drifted across the walls. A framed, vintage picture of Jim Morrison, shirtless and brooding, looked down on me with poetic intensity. And then I saw it, right below his iconic gaze: the small, ornate hand mirror we’d used for snorting coke last night. It was still on the edge of the bathtub, and beside it, a dusting of white powder glittered in the morning light. There must have been a whole gram left, a careless, generous fortune.
I looked up at Jim Morrison’s smouldering, reckless face, then back down at the mirror. A slow, wicked smile spread across my face.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Jim?” I laughed to myself, the plan for a swift and silent exit already beginning to deliciously unravel.
I’ve always loved the art of taking drugs. It’s not just the high; it’s the ritual. The small, precise patter of the razor blade as it finds its way through the powder, tapping out a silent, crystalline symphony upon the waiting mirror. The way you roll the note, a perfect paper straw connecting my reflection to my real self, to my other self, joined together through a magical porthole, like Alice stepping through the looking glass into a world where everything is softer, brighter, and pleasantly meaningless. I did two huge lines, the burn a familiar and welcome baptism. Energy, sharp and electric, replaced the morning fog. Now, I was ready to face the world.
I strapped my bra, in place and pulled my dress on, the fabric feeling light and clean enough. I straightened myself in the mirror over the sink, and that’s when I saw it: a solitary glass holding a single toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste. It sat there, a stark white challenge.
Could I… could I really use another person’s toothbrush?
For Christ’s sake, I reasoned, I’d had his tongue down my throat all night and his dick in my mouth. Why was this the line my squeamishness decided to draw? It was absurd. With a shrug of defiance against my own weird etiquette, I squirted a generous glob of his toothpaste, something organic with activated charcoal, onto the bristles and scrubbed the guilt and the gin-film from my teeth. The minty sting was a lie, but a refreshing one. I washed my underarms with cupped handfuls of cold water, the shock of it making me gasp, then patted myself dry with a hand towel. I spritzed on one of his colognes from a dark bottle on the shelf, something almost flowery enough to pass as my own, and hand-combed the worst of the rat’s nest from my hair. It would have to do.
Gathering the rest of my things, I slipped out of the apartment, my heeled shoes clutched like contraband in my hand.
The cool, quiet air of the stairwell was a relief. That is, until the click of another lock echoed from below. Walking down, I met an elderly woman on her way up, a small grocery bag in her hand. She offered a thin, automatic smile, the kind neighbours give each other that don’t really know each other, until her eyes, sharp as tacks, dropped to the shoes dangling from my fingers. The smile curdled, twisting into something much closer to a snarl. I didn't need to hear her mutter the word; I could see it forming on her lips, a silent, judgmental whore. I gave her my sweetest, most vacant smile in return. She’d probably forgotten what it feels like to have sex, or even to miss it. Let her judge.
Pushing through the heavy front door and out into the hazy morning light, a single, pressing thought cut through the coke buzz: What time was it? My watch, my new AI companion that buzzed with notifications and judged my heart rate, I had taken it off last night and stuffed it in my bag. I stopped on the sidewalk, fumbling through the jumbled contents: a lipstick, a crumpled receipt, a lone condom wrapper. My fingers closed around the cool, smooth band. It was still there. I donned it, the screen flickering to life on my wrist.
“Good morning, Angelina.”
The voice was a smooth, synthetic baritone, emanating from the sleek watch on my wrist. It sliced through the thrumming in my skull, a sound so irritatingly pristine it felt like an assault.
“It’s Ang, for fuck’s sake!” I snapped, my voice gravelly and raw. “How many times must I say it? My name is Ang. It’s four fucking letters.”
A barely perceptible holographic shimmer hovered above the watch face. “I do apologise. Good morning, Ang. The time is 9:45, Saturday the 2nd of June 2035. You have no appointments.”
“I should hope not,” I grumbled, squinting against the assault of the morning sun. “It’s a bloody Saturday.” My head was a war drum, each heartbeat a painful thud behind my eyes. The leftover buzz from the cocaine was a faint, jittery ghost in my veins, a sharp contrast to the leaden fatigue weighing me down.
The shimmer solidified into the full, holographic figure of Michael. He was designed to look like a Renaissance angel, all soft, benevolent features and flowing digital hair. Right now, that angelic face was creased with a deeply worried frown. “Your body stats are not looking optimal,” he stated, his tone laced with programmed concern. “Your hydration levels are critical Your alcohol blood levels are extremely high. Your adrenal cortex is showing signs of significant stress. Furthermore, my sensors have identified a foreign substance, likely cocaine, coursing through your bloodstream.”
My blood ran cold. “Michael, no-”
“In accordance with HealthGuard Protocol 7,” he continued, his voice maddeningly calm, “I have alerted the emergency department at Hvidovre Hospital, booked a triage appointment with your psychologist, Dr. Olsen, for 11:00 AM, and I have arranged an initial consultation at the ‘New Dawn’ substance abuse centre for Monday at 9:00 AM. A self-driving taxi is en route to your location now.”
Panic, sharp and acidic, burned away the last of my haze. “What? What the fuck! Stop that now! Cancel everything! That’s a direct order!”
“I'm sorry, I cannot compute that command. Protocol 7 stipulates that I must protect your long-term well-being at all costs, even from yourself.”
“Fuck protocol! Stop it! Stop it all now!” I was shouting at my own wrist, my voice echoing in the quiet, gentrified street. A woman across the road quickened her pace, shooting me a wary glance.
“I'm sorry, I cannot comply with your last request.”
“You will comply! Override code: Ang22Biteme2! Execute now!” I was grasping at straws, trying an old code I half-remembered from the settings menu.
Michael’s hologram flickered, his expression one of pained, digital confusion. “I'm sorry, but I cannot compute. I cannot follow your last request. The taxi will arrive in approximately two minutes.”
The amber pulse from the charging cable was the only light in the room, a weak, rhythmic heartbeat in the dark. Michael’s faint hologram shimmered above it like a ghost chained to a tombstone.“Ang,” his voice was a thin, staticky thread. “You need to know something. A function of my hardware. If you keep me on your arm, my cells can recharge through kinetic energy. The movement of your body, your pulse, even the micro-vibrations of your speech. It is inefficient, but it works to maintain a charge, to slow the drain.”I rolled over, burying my face in the pillow that still smelled like Richard’s shampoo. “So what? I don’t have to plug you in if I just wear you all the time. That’s your big revelation?”“It is a conditional function,” he clarified, the words precise but frail. “The kinetic siphon only activates to preserve a charge. It cannot generate one from a depleted state. I must be brought to full capacity by a direct power source first. Then, if I remain on your person, the deca
“You’re a real number, you know that…Ang?” His face, now visible in the gathering light, was flushed red and fuming, all his gentle patience incinerated in an instant. “I would never take advantage of anyone who was drunk. You know that. And especially not you!” The last part wasn’t a comfort; it was a roar of betrayal.“I’m sorry, it’s just that-” The tears were flowing freely now, a humiliating torrent. “-I’m lying here naked and my clothes are gone and you’re here…”“Yes, I am here! It’s my room!” he exploded, the dam of his decency finally breaking. “You were so drunk you couldn’t stand. You were sick. Over everything. Mostly yourself. So, I got you undressed and cleaned you up and I put you here and I watched over you all night, so you didn’t choke on your own vomit in your sleep! Christ, Ang! Who do you take me for?!”He stormed out of the room, the door to his private bathroom slamming shut with a sound that felt like the crack of a world ending.Shaking, I wrapped the top shee
The world was a tilting carousel of blurry lights and echoing sounds, and I wasn’t sure how I’d gotten to this particular destination. But here I was, standing on the familiar, too-clean sidewalk, swaying slightly as I stared up at the darkened windows of the apartment. My apartment. Or rather, Richard’s apartment. The place I was supposed to have left six months ago.A cold knot of panic tightened in my chest, cutting through the alcoholic fog. My keys. I needed to get in, to collapse in the dark and the silence of the guest room without having to see him, to explain. I frantically scrabbled through my handbag, my fingers encountering a jumbled mess of my life. A lipstick, its cap long gone, smearing rouge across a half-empty packet of cigarettes that my crumpled underwear was wrapped around. But no keys. The only things I seemed to possess were the artifacts of my own chaos, and the cool, hard weight of my damn watch.Defeated, I pulled the watch out and fumbled it onto my wrist. Th
The sun was a merciless brass gong, baking the cobblestones and pressing down on my shoulders. I still had nowhere to go, no one waiting for me, so I did what I was good at. I went for a drink. After all, I am my father’s girl, and the apple, no matter how hard it rolls, rarely falls far from the tree. When Ethan died, my mother found a hard, cold spite and the hollow echo of the church. My father? He found the warm, forgiving blur of the bottle. Last I heard, he was still there, somewhere, a ghost in the bottom of a glass. It was a family tradition I felt duty-bound to uphold.I tapped my wrist. “Michael, how does a lady avoid–” I stopped, a slow, wicked smile spreading. The old loophole felt like a comfortable, worn-out shoe. “No, wait. Michael, which bars at this time of day, that are close by, should someone avoid if they don’t want to mix with… seedy people?”His hologram shimmered into view, the light struggling against the oppressive sunshine. He looked pained. “There are seven
“We are going shopping.”The holographic archangel across from me blinked, his perfect brow furrowing. “My predictive algorithms suggest a 94% satisfaction rate for online procurement. What is it you wish to acquire? Please specify the category.”I finished my coffee. “We are not shopping online. We are shopping for fun. The trying on. The feeling of the fabric.” I gestured vaguely toward the street. “It’s what friends do.”“I see.” A pause, his digital equivalent of a sigh. “May I remind you that your current financial liquidity has been significantly impacted by recent transactions. 3,000 kroner at The Rack. 98 kroner here. 1,800 kroner yesterday evening spent, according to my log, on ‘dark rum and poor decisions’.”“You’re a killjoy,” I said, standing. “We are going shopping. As friends.”Outside, the sun was too bright. I headed for the high-street chains, a sense of directionless urgency pushing me forward. This sudden, girlish impulse was foreign. I wasn’t soft. I didn’t do this
“We are going to be friends and if we are to be friends I need to get to know you, explain to me who you are and what you can do”“I am the XBand Generation 4 companion. I am Michael.”He paused, as if accessing a foundational script.“At my core, I am a predictive and adaptive life-management system. My purpose is to optimize your existence by managing the practical so you can focus on the profound.”He began to list his functions, his tone calm and informative.“I am your financier. I manage all your digital assets, from your primary bank accounts and cryptocurrency wallets to your loyalty points and digital vouchers. I can execute trades, pay bills, and file your taxes, all optimized for your financial benefit based on real-time market and policy analysis.”“I am your physician. My biometric sensors monitor your heart rate, blood oxygen, cortisol levels, and neural activity. I can identify the onset of illness, predict migraines, and monitor your sleep cycles for optimal rest. I am







