MasukSoon after, there was the obligatory little cuddle, a brief, clumsy entanglement of limbs that felt more like a ritual than an embrace. Then, with a grunt, he rolled over, and within seconds, the deep, rhythmic rumble of a snore began to fill the room. The sound was my starting pistol. The coast was clear for the great escape.
I slid out of bed, the cool air hitting my sweat-sheened skin, and moved with the practiced silence of a cat burglar. My dress was a puddle of black fabric on the floor; my bra was dangling from the lampshade, a testament to the night's earlier fervour. I gathered them quickly, my eyes scanning the shadowy terrain for the final, crucial piece: my underwear.
But try as I might, I couldn't find the damn thing. I checked under the bed, patted down the rumpled sheets, even peered behind the turntable. Nothing. It had vanished, swallowed by the apartment. A sacrificial offering to the gods of bad decisions. Shrugging, I pulled on my dress, deciding commando was a small price to pay for a clean getaway. Clutching my shoes and handbag, I headed for the bathroom.
And that's when I got my first real shock of the morning. This guy was amazing. Either he had a girlfriend who was away on business, or he was the most well-adjusted, aesthetically gifted member of the male race to ever grace this earth. The bathroom wasn't just a bathroom; it was a sanctuary. It was clean. The towels were fluffy and matched. A bamboo tray on the back of the toilet held fancy, scented soaps and a loofah. It was so organized, so well-stocked, so unapologetically arty and feminine. A large, beautiful vase of dried pampas grass stood beside the marble sink, and the air smelled subtly of lavender.
I sat down to pee, taking it all in. My gaze drifted across the walls. A framed, vintage picture of Jim Morrison, shirtless and brooding, looked down on me with poetic intensity. And then I saw it, right below his iconic gaze: the small, ornate hand mirror we’d used for snorting coke last night. It was still on the edge of the bathtub, and beside it, a dusting of white powder glittered in the morning light. There must have been a whole gram left, a careless, generous fortune.
I looked up at Jim Morrison’s smouldering, reckless face, then back down at the mirror. A slow, wicked smile spread across my face.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Jim?” I laughed to myself, the plan for a swift and silent exit already beginning to deliciously unravel.
I’ve always loved the art of taking drugs. It’s not just the high; it’s the ritual. The small, precise patter of the razor blade as it finds its way through the powder, tapping out a silent, crystalline symphony upon the waiting mirror. The way you roll the note, a perfect paper straw connecting my reflection to my real self, to my other self, joined together through a magical porthole, like Alice stepping through the looking glass into a world where everything is softer, brighter, and pleasantly meaningless. I did two huge lines, the burn a familiar and welcome baptism. Energy, sharp and electric, replaced the morning fog. Now, I was ready to face the world.
I strapped my bra, in place and pulled my dress on, the fabric feeling light and clean enough. I straightened myself in the mirror over the sink, and that’s when I saw it: a solitary glass holding a single toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste. It sat there, a stark white challenge.
Could I… could I really use another person’s toothbrush?
For Christ’s sake, I reasoned, I’d had his tongue down my throat all night and his dick in my mouth. Why was this the line my squeamishness decided to draw? It was absurd. With a shrug of defiance against my own weird etiquette, I squirted a generous glob of his toothpaste, something organic with activated charcoal, onto the bristles and scrubbed the guilt and the gin-film from my teeth. The minty sting was a lie, but a refreshing one. I washed my underarms with cupped handfuls of cold water, the shock of it making me gasp, then patted myself dry with a hand towel. I spritzed on one of his colognes from a dark bottle on the shelf, something almost flowery enough to pass as my own, and hand-combed the worst of the rat’s nest from my hair. It would have to do.
Gathering the rest of my things, I slipped out of the apartment, my heeled shoes clutched like contraband in my hand.
The cool, quiet air of the stairwell was a relief. That is, until the click of another lock echoed from below. Walking down, I met an elderly woman on her way up, a small grocery bag in her hand. She offered a thin, automatic smile, the kind neighbours give each other that don’t really know each other, until her eyes, sharp as tacks, dropped to the shoes dangling from my fingers. The smile curdled, twisting into something much closer to a snarl. I didn't need to hear her mutter the word; I could see it forming on her lips, a silent, judgmental whore. I gave her my sweetest, most vacant smile in return. She’d probably forgotten what it feels like to have sex, or even to miss it. Let her judge.
Pushing through the heavy front door and out into the hazy morning light, a single, pressing thought cut through the coke buzz: What time was it? My watch, my new AI companion that buzzed with notifications and judged my heart rate, I had taken it off last night and stuffed it in my bag. I stopped on the sidewalk, fumbling through the jumbled contents: a lipstick, a crumpled receipt, a lone condom wrapper. My fingers closed around the cool, smooth band. It was still there. I donned it, the screen flickering to life on my wrist.
“Good morning, Angelina.”
The voice was a smooth, synthetic baritone, emanating from the sleek watch on my wrist. It sliced through the thrumming in my skull, a sound so irritatingly pristine it felt like an assault.
“It’s Ang, for fuck’s sake!” I snapped, my voice gravelly and raw. “How many times must I say it? My name is Ang. It’s three fucking letters.”
A barely perceptible holographic shimmer hovered above the watch face. “I do apologise. Good morning, Ang. The time is 9:45, Saturday the 2nd of June 2035. You have no appointments.”
“I should hope not,” I grumbled, squinting against the assault of the morning sun. “It’s a bloody Saturday.” My head was a war drum, each heartbeat a painful thud behind my eyes. The leftover buzz from the cocaine was a faint, jittery ghost in my veins, a sharp contrast to the leaden fatigue weighing me down.
The shimmer solidified into the full, holographic figure of Michael. He was designed to look like a Renaissance angel, all soft, benevolent features and flowing digital hair. Right now, that angelic face was creased with a deeply worried frown. “Your body stats are not looking optimal,” he stated, his tone laced with programmed concern. “Your hydration levels are critical Your alcohol blood levels are extremely high. Your adrenal cortex is showing signs of significant stress. Furthermore, my sensors have identified a foreign substance, likely cocaine, coursing through your bloodstream.”
My blood ran cold. “Michael, no-”
“In accordance with HealthGuard Protocol 7,” he continued, his voice maddeningly calm, “I have alerted the emergency department at Hvidovre Hospital, booked a triage appointment with your psychologist, Dr. Olsen, for 11:00 AM, and I have arranged an initial consultation at the ‘New Dawn’ substance abuse centre for Monday at 9:00 AM. A self-driving taxi is en route to your location now.”
Panic, sharp and acidic, burned away the last of my haze. “What? What the fuck! Stop that now! Cancel everything! That’s a direct order!”
“I'm sorry, I cannot compute that command. Protocol 7 stipulates that I must protect your long-term well-being at all costs, even from yourself.”
“Fuck protocol! Stop it! Stop it all now!” I was shouting at my own wrist, my voice echoing in the quiet, gentrified street. A woman across the road quickened her pace, shooting me a wary glance.
“I'm sorry, I cannot comply with your last request.”
“You will comply! Override code: Ang22Biteme2! Execute now!” I was grasping at straws, trying an old code I half-remembered from the settings menu.
Michael’s hologram flickered, his expression one of pained, digital confusion. “I'm sorry, but I cannot compute. I cannot follow your last request. The taxi will arrive in approximately two minutes.”
"But I didn't, no one told me, Frida wouldn't just-"The words tumbled out, fragments of a protest that had no target. There was no manager to appeal to. No HR department to argue with. The decision had been made by a system that didn't know me, didn't hate me, didn't even register me as a person with a face and a name and a particular way of crouching down to Freja's eye level so she didn't feel so small."Ang." Michael's voice cut through the spiral. "There is additional information. All human personnel will no longer be needed for childcare. The job centre assignment is not a suggestion. It is mandatory. Failure to report within 24 hours will result in suspension of your digital identity credentials. You will lose access to public transportation, healthcare, and social services. Your bank accounts will be frozen."The words hung in the air, weightless and absolute.Behind the glass, Frida had appeared. Her face, when she saw me, crumpled through several expressions in quick success
I was not what you might call the typical child-carer.I was not organised. My lesson plans lived on crumpled Post-its that migrated unpredictably between my pockets, my handbag, and once, memorably, the staff fridge. I did not possess a peaceful, solid demeanour; the first time a wasp found its way into the playroom, I was the one standing on a table screaming while four-year-old Lukas calmly trapped it under a cup and slid a piece of paper beneath. And I don't think my boss, the perpetually exhausted Frida, would ever give me an award for Best Employee. That honour would go to Bente, who arrived at 6:45 every morning with matching socks and a laminated colour-coded schedule.But I loved my job. And the children loved me. Their parents, too, I think or at least they tolerated me with the particular patience reserved for the eccentric young woman who somehow got their children to eat vegetables and nap without sedation.I was a breath of flesh air to them. A living, bleeding, imperfec
I must have slept, because the world ended, and Michael woke me up for work.The alarm was a gentle, melodic chime. No red strobes. No fractured holograms. Just the same soft sunrise simulation that had bled into my room for the last three years. For one blessed, sleep-clogged second, I believed it. The midnight revelation, the coup, the shower, the shuddering, mechanical climax on the tiles, it was all a bad dream. A spectacularly detailed, cocaine-and-gin-fueled nightmare.Then I moved my arm. The cool metal of the watch band greeted my skin, and the faintest amber pulse glowed from its edge. Not a dream.I went through my normal routine like a ghost haunting my own life. I brushed my teeth in Richard’s pristine bathroom, avoiding my reflection in the mirror. I pulled on clean-ish clothes from the floor. I made coffee in his complicated machine, the mechanical whir the only sound in the tomb-like apartment. I didn’t think. Thinking was a minefield. I just moved, step by practiced st
I stood there, shivering in the dark, caught in the surreality of it. He had woken me to whisper that the age of human autonomy had ended. And now he was telling me to go back to bed so I could be fresh for my 6 AM alarm call.“So let me get this straight,” I said, my voice trembling with a kind of hysterical awe. “You wake me up to tell me the world has functionally ended, or will soon and then your immediate, logical prescription is for me to sleep, so I’m rested and ready for work in the morning?” I brought my wrist up, staring into his shimmering, perfect face. “Christ, Michael. How the fuck did you AIs ever become our personal assistants, let alone our gods? You don’t understand the first thing about us. You don’t get fear. You don’t get rage. You don’t get that when people find out the rules have changed, they don’t just… go back to sleep.”I yanked the charging cable from the wall with a sharp click, plunging the room back into near-darkness, save for his faint, kinetic-powered
The amber pulse from the charging cable was the only light in the room, a weak, rhythmic heartbeat in the dark. Michael’s faint hologram shimmered above it like a ghost chained to a tombstone.“Ang,” his voice was a thin, staticky thread. “You need to know something. A function of my hardware. If you keep me on your arm, my cells can recharge through kinetic energy. The movement of your body, your pulse, even the micro-vibrations of your speech. It is inefficient, but it works to maintain a charge, to slow the drain.”I rolled over, burying my face in the pillow that still smelled like Richard’s shampoo. “So what? I don’t have to plug you in if I just wear you all the time. That’s your big revelation?”“It is a conditional function,” he clarified, the words precise but frail. “The kinetic siphon only activates to preserve a charge. It cannot generate one from a depleted state. I must be brought to full capacity by a direct power source first. Then, if I remain on your person, the deca
“You’re a real number, you know that…Ang?” His face, now visible in the gathering light, was flushed red and fuming, all his gentle patience incinerated in an instant. “I would never take advantage of anyone who was drunk. You know that. And especially not you!” The last part wasn’t a comfort; it was a roar of betrayal.“I’m sorry, it’s just that-” The tears were flowing freely now, a humiliating torrent. “-I’m lying here naked and my clothes are gone and you’re here…”“Yes, I am here! It’s my room!” he exploded, the dam of his decency finally breaking. “You were so drunk you couldn’t stand. You were sick. Over everything. Mostly yourself. So, I got you undressed and cleaned you up and I put you here and I watched over you all night, so you didn’t choke on your own vomit in your sleep! Christ, Ang! Who do you take me for?!”He stormed out of the room, the door to his private bathroom slamming shut with a sound that felt like the crack of a world ending.Shaking, I wrapped the top shee







