Jordan

"Daddy I wrote a to-do list for my vacation. You want to see it?"

"Yes, baby, after we settle in, but firstly, you have to promise me that you will stay away from the pool and water except when an adult is with you."

"I promise, Dad. I know not to go close to infinity pools."

"Good girl. How am I so lucky to have you in my life? Come here."

"Dad, you are going to have me all mushed up now," she says, hugging me.

"Here is the key to your villa. I assure you that you, your wife, and your child will love it here. I'll leave you to settle in, and once you are ready for site-seeing, ring me. I'll introduce you to your tour guide."

"She is...."

"Are you trying to say something in Seychellois Creole?" The resort staff asks

"No. How do you say thank you, though?"

"Mersi"

"French"

"Not really."

"Ok. So how do I say goodbye?"

"Oreswar "

"Perfect."

"Daddy, let's take a tour of our villa, and after that, I want to see the Aldabross tortoises, then go hiking, and thereafter buy some Seyechellois