She's Not in a Room

Kane

“What do you want, brother?” I ask as I take in my younger brother’s cocky grin. He clearly has something up his ass or else he wouldn’t be over here bothering with me at all. Most of the time, he is out chasing women or feeding on whores in the human village nearby, which means, of course, that he’s killing. He does so with absolutely no moral reservations.

“Just came to check on the wedding planning,” Lex says with a smooth chuckle. His blond locks dance around his pretty face as he does so. He’s slender, with delicate features that used to make others mistake him for a girl when he was younger. If he wasn’t such a womanizer, it would be easy to see him liking men, not just because of the way he looks but because he often acts effeminate, as well as… emotional.

But he’ll be the first one to tell you he only swings one way, and I don’t think it’s a matter of him protesting too much.

“She’s on the warpath, as usual,” I reply with a sigh.

“I know. I could hear her screaming from m