Tell Me A Star Wars Joke

My best friend loved playing 'jokes.' On my birthday, she projected my worst photos in front of everyone, saying she just wanted to 'liven up the mood.' When I was on my period, she deliberately gave me a defective pad. Even when she saw the stain on my clothes, she said nothing–claiming she was helping me 'get more attention.' After I started dating, she edited my photos into suggestive images and spread them across social media groups, pricing them like a product. When I finally snapped and confronted her, she just laughed. "I'm just helping you test your boyfriend," she said. "If he doubts you, then he doesn't really love you. How can you blame me?" Later, a man used the information from those posts to track me down and harm me. I did not survive what followed. However, when I opened my eyes again, I was back to the day she first shared those images.

She was the joke of the pack. The fat omega nobody wanted. The girl they laughed at, looked through and never looked twice at. When the Moon Goddess's sacred mark burned onto her wrist at another woman's wedding, the entire pack laughed harder. Alpha Zane rejected her in front of everyone without blinking. She accepted it without crying. But the Goddess does not make mistakes. And the woman they called Fatso? She just woke a man from a five year coma with her bare hands. Now ancient symbols are crawling up her arms, elders are dropping to their knees and the most powerful Alpha in the region is realizing that the woman he humiliated before every pack in the region was never the omega he thought she was. She was never beneath him. She was always above him. The only question now is whether he can survive what she's becoming.

Alexa is a hardworking person. Always helping her mom after her dad disappear. One day of her existence, she met a guy named Daniel. Mirana the sister of Daniel have search planets by planet in order to kill her older brother. Daniel is the heir in Aleris and Mirana wants to kill him to take the throne. As soon as Mirana finds out that he’s on earth, she send thousands of ships to attack earth. Daniel without knowing the planned attack contacted one of his friends to help him get out of earth, so that his sister might not find him. But everything’s too late. Earth is now a warzone. So Daniel have to go, leaving earth behind and hoping that no other planet will suffer the same faith. Before leaving, Daniel met with Alexa and tells her everything. She also has some questions about her true being that is describe by her mother before it died due to the attack. Alexa without a heartbeat, leaves with Daniel. As they were on the ship, Daniel needs an army of himself to fight with his sister. Knowing how powerful Mirana has been after she killed their parents. Daniel now seeks out people from different planets and galaxies who are willing to fight beside him. Alexa, still searching for herself within the stars have been hoping to know who she really is but Daniel doesn’t care whether what she is. As soon as Daniel have gathered his own army, he plan to attack Mirana. He finds a way to lure Mirana and fights her for the throne. Then he finds out something he didn't expect. Now he must decide whether to kill Mirana and acquire the throne? Or save Mirana to save Alexa?

The same cliche story of a nerd and jock falling in love.But what happens when the nerd turns out to be a boy that doesn't take shit from anybody and plays hard to get. And the jock a little too trusting. ⬇️⬇️Sneak peak⬇️⬇️ "Fine, we will do the project together." He said throwing his hands in the air, as he surrendered.I just smirked with my victory."But in one condition; we do it outside the school. I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with you." He said giving me a disgusted look."Don't worry, I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with a dumbass either." I snapped back."Listen here you." He said while grabbing my collar. "Your little mouth is going to get you in trouble someday." He said between gritted teeth."I'm sorry, my mouth can't control itself when it's presented to stupidity as low as yours," I said with a smirk crafted on my face. His face turned red and you could see a small vein pop out of his empty head...........Find out what happens next.

"Also not her your Lordship. For it is the first princess of the kingdom. Princess Ninsab" Xisuthra said and bowed his head multiple times. . Xisuthra had just confirmed the death of the princess and he was sure that someone had poisioned her. Asalan Enlim who was the Emperor of Slosalia was not sure how to take the news in. How was the king of Iduivacan going to react when he hears that the one betrothed to his son was dead? He would only take it as a ploy to escape the marriage. "Make sure the news doesn't get out until I find something to do about the situation," the emperor told Xisuthra. His other daughters were too young to play peace offering. He would just have to find a solution to the problem. Una Whiteland was only trying to find the person who had killed her parents. She went ahead to join the police force. She had exerted her sweet revenge on the person when she was shot and woke up finding herself in the past. In the Kingdom of Slosalia. "She looks exactly like her highness" Xisuthra whispered. "Are you sure?" the emperor asked as a plan formed in his mind. No matter who this woman was she was going to be the emperor's daughter to prevent them from going to war. If they went to war they'll lose and he would lose his throne. This was the only way to protect his throne and kingdom. She was from the future and forced to be a princess. He was an emperor willing to protect his kingdom.

Miss Jane has always fantasized on a wonderful romance, one that will make her happy at her everyday life, with sadness out of her life. After her last breakup with the mayor's son, she vows never to fall in love with anyone ever again that she even tries to shut herself from everyone. Her life goes into a complete void without happiness or livelihood, but that was the only way to keep her self from being hurt by any so called man again. But a time came, when everything in her life, was about to take a turn, and that time was when she witnessed an alien ship on earth. Cities were ravaged and towns were turned into pieces leading to her blacking out. She wakes up and finds herself in her house, saved by an unknown man, and Jane heard her heart beat once again, but she only saw him for the first time. Explaining everything about himself, Jane agreed to let him stay at her house for just a month, and it was settled. But as time went on, her love increased for this unknown man and she was forced to confess her love for him and this act, brought her romance back to life, as she discovered her fantasies were been fulfilled by her new lover. Everything was going fine, much fine. Not until, earth was marked for destruction, and now the alien amongst humans must save the planet from the evil plans of his people. But this might also be the end of his romantic life with Jane who felt devastated the moment she discovered the whole truth. Will the alien risk his love for her, by telling her everything? or will he just let his people take over the planet like they've always wanted? A Romace fantasy Book.. DO ME WELL TO READ!