Space Jokes: Funny Space Jokes, Astronaut Jokes, Alien Jokes, And More!

25-year old Taoyama Naruki has nothing going for him, no plans for the present or the future, his life consist of working part time at a convenience store and spending every extra penny at a small Ramen place. However, one night, life finds a purpose for him in the form of sad and lonely Akari. Follow the story of this cosmonaut, traveling aimlessly among the stars.

It takes aliens long enough to arrive on earth. Victor made friends with one of them. Will he survive the whole alien inversion?

EXCERPT: John freed himself from the security lashes in order to gain more access to Tom. He gripped his friend's waist, squeezing to emphasize how much he was willing to give up for this man. "I can touch you. We can touch. Touch me." Tom searched John's face with his eyes, the flush on his cheeks darkening and capturing John's attention once more. He could feel Tom's uncertainty as if it were a weighted net falling over them both to pin them in place. Summoning his courage, he stripped his tunic from his upper body and seized Tom's hand in his own. "Touch me. Please." John thought Tom was going to refuse until he used his free hand to reach out. SYNOPSIS: Refugees of a dead planet, the Zen are grateful the people of Earth are willing to offer them a new home. Executive Orders from the White House declare America a safe-haven for any of the shapeshifting aliens as long as they follow three basic rules: 1. Zen must take a human appearance. 2. Zen must register with human names at Social Services. 3. Zen must find paid work or volunteer to help their country. Two friends declare themselves "married" during their registration without realizing they are now legally bound to one another as a couple. Will New Americans John and Tom see their friendship turn into a romance or will they reject being accidentally married aliens?

Alexa is a hardworking person. Always helping her mom after her dad disappear. One day of her existence, she met a guy named Daniel. Mirana the sister of Daniel have search planets by planet in order to kill her older brother. Daniel is the heir in Aleris and Mirana wants to kill him to take the throne. As soon as Mirana finds out that he’s on earth, she send thousands of ships to attack earth. Daniel without knowing the planned attack contacted one of his friends to help him get out of earth, so that his sister might not find him. But everything’s too late. Earth is now a warzone. So Daniel have to go, leaving earth behind and hoping that no other planet will suffer the same faith. Before leaving, Daniel met with Alexa and tells her everything. She also has some questions about her true being that is describe by her mother before it died due to the attack. Alexa without a heartbeat, leaves with Daniel. As they were on the ship, Daniel needs an army of himself to fight with his sister. Knowing how powerful Mirana has been after she killed their parents. Daniel now seeks out people from different planets and galaxies who are willing to fight beside him. Alexa, still searching for herself within the stars have been hoping to know who she really is but Daniel doesn’t care whether what she is. As soon as Daniel have gathered his own army, he plan to attack Mirana. He finds a way to lure Mirana and fights her for the throne. Then he finds out something he didn't expect. Now he must decide whether to kill Mirana and acquire the throne? Or save Mirana to save Alexa?

Beyond Earth, there is an alien species known as the Dagerstanteens. These mighty warriors are wise, strong, and powerful. Unfortunately, they're dying out slowly. Just as the royal family accepts that they will be the last, a new hope arises. Humans. As each of these aliens discovers love, humans will sacrifice much, and both worlds will change forever.This story contains graphic sex, violence, non-consent, and erotic scenes with tentacles. 18+The Alien Love Series is created by C.M. Moore, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

This story is about the love between an alien and a human girl. The alien comes from his planet to find a soft-hearted man. He is the greatest scientist on his planet. He is looking for a soft and compassionate heart. They want to fit it in with other aliens to see if they feel the same emotion as humans? In his search, he finds a girl. He kidnaps her and takes her to her planet where he falls in love with her.