Doofenshmirtz X Perry Novels & Stories

"You do like him." "No!" "Ugh. Cut the crap, Tree." Perry took another bite. "It's typical sis. Everybody likes him. Except me. I'm too fabulous and brilliant to like someone like him." He rubs the back of his ear with his index finger. "Silence means yes." Tree sighed. She knows Perry could see through anything, being a good writer and fond of analyzing different personalities for his characters. "Come on, it's almost sunset. We can talk about this whole Adam fiasco tomorrow. I can't wait to see what happens next between you two."

Thoroughly, deliciously ravaged. The night was so good, I keep waiting for a film crew to pop out and tell me I’ve been punked. This gorgeous doctor-slash-widower-slash-golden-dad just so happens to be a certified sex wizard? Okay, universe, I see you. I try not to think about it too hard as I lay there in the afterglow, but the legal briefs whispering to me from the kitchen table are getting increasingly passive-aggressive. “What’s your Saturday afternoon looking like?” Perry asks, dragging his fingers lazily across my arm like he’s tuning a very expensive violin.

“Oh, Perry, stop with the formalities. You know it doesn’t suit you, right?” Perry raised one brow, entwining her hands together, before reciprocating her smirk. “Well, Ms. Brown is older than me, so I think it wiser to—” “You’re what—seventeen?” said Sheels snorting. Rolling her eyes, Perry narrowed her eyes at her. “For your information, I’m just sixteen!”

Perry screamed and it seems Landon felt for his trick by touching his d*ck accidentally. A loud laughter rolled out of Perry and Axel's lips. It took them minutes before they held control of themselves. Landon gave them two middle fingers and ran off. TBC...

Either ways I was not going to let this opportunity pass me by. “Well, you must have heard wrong about me, Mr Moretti...” Perry said, trying to clear the air. “Are you saying my people are incompetent?” Blond snapped right back at him as if he was trying to exert power. Perry’s hands around my waist got tighter and that proved to me that he was scared and I was impressed by Blond’s antics. “I didn’t....” he cleared his voice. “I didn’t mean that.” Perry stuttered? Guess I was not the only one Blond took their breaths away.

"I heard that you had run into some trouble lately. Why don't I help you out with it?" Upon saying so, Perry grabbed Howie by the front of his shirt. Perry widened his eyes in terror. "W-W-What are you d-d-doing? I have nothing to do with this, sir! It's all Wilbur's fault, he should be the one you kill! Let us go, please." Perry flashed a murderous smile. "Bastards like you who don't care about their wives and kids don't deserve to be on this planet. To hell with you!"

Asher rubs his nose as the edge of his blanket catch fire. I smile when he doesn't wake... Then he jolt upright, then back when he catch sight of the fire "Butler Chen!" he screams, voice deep and smooth, swatting at the flames with a pillow that also catches fire. Stupid. Hands in my pockets, ghost mask still in place, I watch him finally grab a water bottle from his dresser and douse the fire. Butler Chen and his sister finally enters. "WHO THE FUCK SET MY JERSEY ON FIRE?!"

I don’t know but it feels like we do have this awkward presence for each other and we both don’t know how to make it not an awkward one. “Why did you argue with Primo?” My head was occupied at that moment they fought over me. I still don’t know why and I want to know why they did it. “He’s just an annoying and arrogant peasant who pissed me.” Doom buries his face in the pillow. I replied, “Correction, he doesn’t look like a peasant for me. He’s a company holder and a future CEO.” “But he looks one. Tss,” Doom glared at me. I chuckled to tease him. “Okay, fine! But why were you arguing? And why did you murmur my name earlier?”

Perry had gone mad. “I don’t care what you think. Leah is my girlfriend. She’s leaving with me right now.” Perry told his crew to chase the security team out before herding the women. Either way, he was getting what he wanted. Leah looked at Perry in fear, never expecting to act like this. “Don’t do anything stupid. We have broken up.” Leah kicked herself for getting with the guy. Perry was just a psycho. “All I wanted to do was give you a present. The joke’s on me. When did you start dating?”

"You're his wife. You were pregnant and bleeding in the ruins, and they secured the weapons first? If I hadn't brought you here immediately, you wouldn't have just lost the baby. You would be dead. Where is he now? Does he not care at all?" "He's probably with Monica," I answered in a low voice. The doctor fell silent. Naked pity filled his eyes. Even he understood the line Enzo and Monica had crossed. I asked to be left alone. After the door closed, I reached for my phone. The underworld had already begun to stir. The title of Don came bundled with blood, power, and gossip. The first rumors surfaced on dark web forums. Footage showed me collapsing in the armory, soaked in blood. Clips from