Fix your pipes

There is only one problem with marrying for money,he might come with a side of crawfish in his pants, and for the peoeple reading that didnt get it,i meant he has a small ass dick,the only satisfaction i get is doing laundry in the middle of the night,just so i can sit on top of the washing machine,plus thats the only time i can do anything for myself,cause i tell the maid in charge to go to bed so i can handle it.

i was out with my girls all night last night and got in by 2am,micheal woke me up talking about some plumber coming later today,i nodded after pretending to hear a word he said, a kiss on my forehead and him and his little weiner went off to work.

i picked up myself from my bed and notified all the staff to leave the house for the day,they were all hesitant at first so i told them ill still pay for the day,they lit up like cresent square on christmas morning,and they all got out.

i went back to bed and 3 hours later was awoken by the persistent ringing of the door,i groggi