The Whole Hallway

Chapter 8

The knock came before I got my coat off.

Dani said, "Don't," and I said, "It's Mrs. Delgado," and I opened the door.

It was not Mrs. Delgado.

He was standing in my hallway in a black coat with his hands at his sides, and behind him, halfway down the corridor, the delivery kid from the bodega was frozen with a bag in his arms. Across the hall, Mrs. Delgado's door was open the width of its chain.

I put my body in the doorway.

"No," I said.

"Mia."

"That's my name. Congratulations. How do you know my address?"

"You gave it to the driver."

"The driver didn't tell you where I live — the driver drove me, he didn't announce me—"

"You told him Baxter and Ninth. The gray building with the bad awning." He said it flat, like a man reading back a receipt. "I came up the service elevator."

The delivery kid said, "Uh."

"Give it here," I said, and took the bag, and put it inside the door, and shut the door on the delivery kid's face because I did not have one single dollar of change in my apartment.

Then I turned back to the man in the hallway.

"Mrs. Delgado," I said, without turning my head, "go inside."

The chain rattled. The door clicked shut. It did not sound like she was going inside. It sounded like she was standing behind the chain, and I knew for a fact she had a chair by the door for exactly this kind of thing.

"Two thousand two hundred dollars," I said.

"Yours."

"I gave it back."

"You gave it to a hotel clerk," he said. "Which was a good move. Now the whole lobby knows you don't cool off."

"Don't you dare be amused right now."

"I'm not amused." He wasn't. That was the thing. His face was the stillest thing I'd ever seen. "I sent it up to the kitchen. The dinner was billed to the foundation, not to you. That's a check for something you never should have paid."

"I paid a plus-one agency two thousand two hundred dollars to walk into a room with me and the agency didn't send anybody, so what I actually paid for was a stranger in a coat to tell a whole ballroom what I bought."

"Yes," he said. "That's what happened."

Mrs. Delgado's chain rattled again.

Dani appeared behind me in the doorway with her arms crossed. "Mia, who is this."

"I don't know."

"What's his name?"

"I don't know."

"Mia."

"Ask him. Ask him, he's standing right there."

Dani looked at him. He looked back at her. It was the first time all weekend I'd seen him look at anybody without a folder in his head.

"Ma'am," he said.

"Don't ma'am me," Dani said. "You're the reason she's been crying in a hotel lobby on a Sunday."

"I know."

"You're the reason twenty-two thousand people—"

"I know," he said, and then he did it. He reached inside his coat and brought out a folder. Plain, manila, folded in half, no logo on it, the corners of it gone soft in a way folders go when they've been carried around for a while.

"Don't you hand me paperwork in a hallway," I said.

"Take it."

"I'm not taking it."

"Mia—"

"You made my bed," I said, and my voice went up, and I let it go up, because Mrs. Delgado was behind a chain and Dani was beside me and the whole floor was going to hear this whether I kept my voice down or not. "You made my bed, and you left a note that said thank you, and you were in my building at eight o'clock asking a doorman if eleven was still the fourth floor, so don't stand in my hallway and hand me a folder like this is a business—"

"I was in your building at eight," he said, "because I knew you'd be in the lobby at seven forty-five, and I wanted to be there before you, and I was. The folder is the reason I've been carrying it for two days."

"And the agency? The real Daniel? Because the real Daniel showed up here this morning with a stomach thing and a duffel bag and a red pocket square, and he was not you, and you knew he wasn't you, because I called you his name in a marble hallway and you looked at me and you said am I."

"That's right."

"That's right."

"That's right," he said again.

"You let me think I hired you."

"I did."

"Why."

He held out the folder.

I looked at it and I did not take it.

He crouched, and put it on the floor of the hallway, and stood back up, all without ever breaking eye contact with me. Somewhere behind the chain, Mrs. Delgado made a small sound.

"Mrs. Delgado," I said, "I see you."

The chain rattled.

"It's Ms. Brennan's business," Mrs. Delgado said, from behind the chain. "It's not my business."

"It's about to be everybody's business," I said, and crouched down and picked up the folder, and opened it right there in the hallway, and inside was a single page.

Thick paper. My name at the top. Mia Brennan.

Under it — a paragraph with things in it about term and discretion and public appearance and I read four words that stopped my whole brain.

Thirty (30) days.

"What is this," I said.

"An agreement."

"An agreement for what."

"Read the second page."

"There's no second page."

"Read it again," he said, and I flipped the page and there was a second page and I had just not seen it, which is how it goes when your hands are shaking.

The second page had his name on it.

At the bottom, under Party of the First Part, in black type, in a font so calm it looked like a threat:

Adrian Voss.

I stood in my hallway and said it out loud without meaning to. "Adrian Voss."

"Adrian Voss," he said.

"That's — that name is on a building."

"It's on several."

"That name is on a building two blocks from my office." I was reading and talking at the same time. "That name is — wait. Wait. Voss. There's a Voss on the hospital board. There's a Voss—"

"There's a Voss," he said, "who was standing in the lobby of the Brennan Hotel at eight o'clock on Saturday because he was told a woman he was interested in would be there at seven forty-five, and there's a Voss who has been carrying a folder in his coat for two days because he doesn't know how to say a thing out loud in a hallway."

Behind me Dani said, "Oh my God," very quietly.

"Thirty days," I said.

"Thirty days."

"Thirty days of what."

"Of you and me," he said. "In public. At the dinner, at the party, at the thing on Thursday. You say yes to the public and no to the private and I don't touch you unless you touch me first. It's not a marriage. It's an arrangement with a date on it."

"An arrangement."

"I need a wife for thirty days," he said. "You need a husband for thirty days. You want to walk into a room and have Morgan Hale look at you and know he lost something. I can give you that by Thursday."

"And what do you get?"

"Something I can't get by myself."

The hallway was so quiet I could hear the elevator motor two floors down.

I held the folder in both hands and looked at his name on the bottom of a page, and then I looked up at him, at this tall still man with his hands at his sides and his coat open and my lipstick long since scrubbed off his mouth.

"You made my bed," I said.

"I did."

"You said thank you."

"I did."

"Nobody says thank you to a woman they hired," I said, and my voice cracked right in the middle of it. "Nobody leaves a note and tips a doorman a hundred dollars for the hour unless they're—" I couldn't finish it. "So which is it. Am I a transaction or am I—"

"You're not a transaction," he said. "That's what the thirty days are for. That's what the folder is. Because I don't do this. I don't know how to do this without a page in front of me and I'm not going to stand in a hallway and lie to you about that."

"That's the most honest thing anybody's said to me all year," Dani said, from behind me, and I turned around and gave her a look that could've stopped a train.

Mrs. Delgado's door opened all the way, finally, and she came out in her housecoat with her reading glasses on, and she looked at him and then at me and then at the folder in my hands.

"Thirty days," Mrs. Delgado said. "That's a season. That's not a marriage."

"It's not a marriage," Adrian said. "It's thirty days."

"Mm," Mrs. Delgado said, and looked at me over her glasses, and went back inside and shut her door without saying one more word.

Down the hall, the elevator went ding.

"Say no," Adrian said.

"What?"

"Say no," he said again. "Say no and I'll go down the service elevator and you'll never see me again, and the check stays with Kevin at the desk and the photos will die in a week and you'll be all right. That's the option where nothing happens."

"What's the other option?"

He looked at me for a second.

"Marry me," he said.

The elevator doors opened behind him.

I stood there in the doorway with a manila folder and my whole chest going, and behind him a woman in a beige coat stepped out of the elevator with a garment bag over her arm and a phone against her ear, and behind her a man in a cap with a toolbox, and both of them stopped dead in the hall, because there was a man in a black coat proposing — or not proposing, offering — in front of a woman in a doorway at two o'clock on a Sunday.

"Marry me," he said again. "Thirty days. I'll leave you alone after."

"Say that in a hallway," I said, "where anybody can hear it—"

"So anybody hears it," he said. "That's the only way I know how."

The man with the toolbox said, "Ohhh."

The woman in the beige coat lowered her phone.

I looked down at the folder in my hands, and then up at the hallway, at the neighbor with the toolbox and the woman with the garment bag and the delivery kid who had come back up because I never paid him.

"You're all seeing this," I said.

"Yes, ma'am," said the delivery kid.

I stepped back into my apartment and shut the door in Adrian Voss's face, and the door went into the frame so hard that the picture over my hallway table — the one Dani gave me, the one of my father — slid sideways and stayed there.

Then I stood with my back against it and my eyes shut and my hand flat on the wood.

Through the door, muffled, in a voice with a floor and no ceiling, so flat everybody in the hallway heard it:

"Let her cool off."

The man with the toolbox said something. The elevator dinged again.

And then Dani, right in my ear, her hand already on my arm:

"Mia. He just proposed to you in a hallway with witnesses. Why are you still holding the folder?"

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Chapter 8 Ends