LOGINSince Arthur moved into this building, I've been robbed of my peace and sleep. If it is not loud music threatening to jump out of the speakers, it will be ladies making unholy sounds during silent moments.
It was practically impossible to think for five minutes without being interrupted by his girls. Complaining to the owner would be pointless and moving out was not an option because I do not have the necessary funds to rent an apartment.
"—and I am done pretending this is normal," I said, jabbing a finger at his chest before I could stop myself. "Four nights this week. Four. You realize actual humans need REM sleep to function?"
"You keep counting. I'm flattered." He leaned against his doorframe, arms crossed, infuriatingly unbothered by the fact that I'd cornered him in the hallway at eight in the morning, both of us still in yesterday's clothes for entirely different reasons. "Didn't peg you for a stalker."
"I'm not a stalker, I'm a victim. There's a difference."
"Victim of what, exactly? Good acoustics?"
"Victim of you thinking this building is your personal — I don't even know what to call it. Frat house. Brothel. Whatever this is."
"Careful." His voice dropped, quieter than his usual drawl, and something flickered behind his eyes that didn't match the smirk still sitting on his mouth. "You don't know the first thing about what happens behind that door."
"I know exactly what happens behind that door. The whole floor knows."
"Do you?"
"Yes."
"Then explain it to me." He tilted his head, and for a second it wasn't a joke anymore — it was a dare, sharp-edged, like he wanted me to say it out loud and be wrong. "Go on. Tell me what you think you know, Ann."
I opened my mouth. Nothing came out that didn't sound stupid the second I imagined saying it, and he watched me realize that in real time, which made it worse.
"That's what I thought," he said, and pushed off the doorframe like the conversation was over.
"This isn't over."
"You keep saying that. It's never once been true."
That was when the elevator doors at the end of the hall groaned open, and a delivery guy in a wrinkled uniform stepped out, scanner in hand, already scowling at his clipboard like the whole building had personally wronged him.
"Package for — " he squinted at the label, " — Arthur. 4B."
Adrian, known to Ann as Arthur, went very still.
"That's him," I said, before I could think better of it, pointing at him with the same finger I'd just been jabbing into his chest. Petty. Automatic. I regretted it approximately one second later, when the delivery guy held the box out toward him and he didn't reach for it — didn't move at all, actually, his eyes fixed on the box like it had teeth.
"Sir?"
"I—" Arthur started, and stopped.
The hesitation lasted less than two seconds. It was still the longest I'd ever seen him go without an answer for anything.
"He's not home right now," I heard myself say, stepping half in front of him, some reckless, spiteful impulse taking the wheel before my brain caught up. "I'll sign for him. I'm his neighbor."
"Ann," He said, low, a warning wrapped around my name.
"I'm being neighborly." I smiled at the delivery guy, who clearly did not care about any of this and just wanted his scanner signed. "Right here."
I scrawled something illegible on the screen. The driver shoved the box at me — heavier than it looked, no return address, no logo, taped shut like whoever packed it didn't trust the world — and walked off toward the stairs without a backward glance.
I turned around holding it like a trophy and Arthur was no longer smirking.
"Give me the box, Ann."
"Ask nicely."
"I'm not asking twice."
"Funny. You've never once asked me anything the first time either." I hugged it tighter against my chest, mostly to see what he'd do, and immediately understood I'd underestimated exactly how much he cared, because he took one full step toward me, close enough that I had to tip my head back to keep looking at him, and every trace of the lazy playboy act was gone from his face.
"You have no idea what you're holding," he said quietly. "And I need you to hand it to me before you find out."
"Then tell me what it is."
"I can't."
"Then I'm not giving it back."
Something shifted behind his eyes — not anger, not quite. Closer to panic, controlled so tightly it barely showed, except I'd spent three weeks learning exactly what his face looked like when the mask slipped, and this was it.
"Ann," he said with urgency and seriously, "that box just made you a target. You don't want to find out what it is about.”
Since Arthur moved into this building, I've been robbed of my peace and sleep. If it is not loud music threatening to jump out of the speakers, it will be ladies making unholy sounds during silent moments.It was practically impossible to think for five minutes without being interrupted by his girls. Complaining to the owner would be pointless and moving out was not an option because I do not have the necessary funds to rent an apartment."—and I am done pretending this is normal," I said, jabbing a finger at his chest before I could stop myself. "Four nights this week. Four. You realize actual humans need REM sleep to function?""You keep counting. I'm flattered." He leaned against his doorframe, arms crossed, infuriatingly unbothered by the fact that I'd cornered him in the hallway at eight in the morning, both of us still in yesterday's clothes for entirely different reasons. "Didn't peg you for a stalker.""I'm not a stalker, I'm a victim. There's a difference.""Victim of what, e
Thump. Thump. Thump. I didn't even flinch anymore. Three days in a row, same time, same rhythm — his footsteps crossing the ceiling, a laugh that wasn't mine, the particular creak of his door opening for whoever was walking down my hallway tonight.I counted them from my kitchen window. A redhead in heels that could double as weapons. Twenty minutes later, someone in a fur-trimmed coat who looked like she'd stepped out of a perfume ad. I hadn't even finished my instant noodles before number three arrived — dark hair, sunglasses at nine p.m., because apparently that was a normal thing rich men's rotating girlfriends did now."You're keeping a list," Jess said through the phone, delighted in a way that made me want to throw my own phone into traffic."I'm keeping track. There's a difference.""There is not.""Three women, Jess. Three. In one night. He's not dating, he's running a shift schedule.""Maybe he's just — very popular.""He's a trust-fund idiot with a broken doorbell and a go
"You want me to do what?"Della said it flatly, sunglasses pushed up into hair that cost more than my rent, looking at me across the small café table like I'd asked her to rob a bank instead of sit on a couch."Sit in my apartment for two hours. Watch television. Say nothing. I'll work.""And the moaning?""Speaker by the vent. Runs on a loop. All you have to do is laugh on your way out. Convincingly.""You're paying me four thousand dollars to laugh in a hallway.""I'm paying you to be seen leaving. The laughing's a bonus."She studied me the way she studied everyone, like she was pricing my soul and finding it a little underweight. Della had been in exactly one real relationship in six years and ended it over a scheduling conflict. She didn't ask why men did the things they did. That was the entire reason I'd called her first. Hers was to act and get paid."This is about the woman downstairs.""This is about logistics. I do not give a damn about anyone else.""You've never once expl
She was already talking before the door finished opening, which told me everything I needed to know about the kind of night I was about to have."Do you have any concept?" she asked, "of walls? Of neighbors? Of the fact that some of us have to be functional human beings in the morning?"I leaned my shoulder into the frame and let her see exactly how unbothered I was, because unbothered was the entire performance now. Grey hoodie, bare feet, hair I hadn't touched in two days — the costume of a man with nothing better to do at two a.m. than whatever she thought I'd been doing."Can I help you," I said, not directly as a question. I don't ask questions I don't want answered."You can help me by not doing that. Whatever that was. At this volume. Nightly. I need some peace and quiet."Behind me, on the counter, three monitors glowed through a cracked door I'd shoved mostly shut before answering — waveforms, a signal I'd been isolating for four hours, the actual reason I hadn't slept since
“Ohh, Daddy, don't stop. Hmm, yeah. Stretch me well, I am your whore.” A voice moaned from the room above, followed by the creaking of a luxurious bed."Say that again," I said into the phone, pressing my palm flat against the ceiling, wishing I could physically hold it still. "Because I don't think I heard you over the sound of my upstairs neighbour losing his entire mind. That annoying jerk is at it again.""Ann, it's two in the morning," Jess mumbled. "Everyone's losing their mind at two in the morning. Some of us are just doing it horizontally.""This isn't cute. This is a structural issue." The headboard — it had to be a headboard — cracked against the floor above me in a rhythm that was somehow both relentless and smug. A woman's voice rose under it, breathless and theatrical. "I have a job interview in six hours. It is impossible to relax or even watch a movie.""You have a job interview you're not going to get.""Thank you, Jess, that's very supportive.""I'm being realistic s







