5
The Aeroflot jet touched down in Moscow on a bitter morning with thick snow lying on the ground. The customs men waved Amber Chase and me through as if uninterested, though they seemed to be taking apart a man of much my age on the next bench. No protest, no anger, nor, I could see, any apprehension.
As we went on my way, one of the officers picked up a pair of underpants and carefully felt his way around the waistband.
I was thinking purposefully of taxis, but it transpired that we had a reception committee. A girl wearing a knee-length black coat and a black knitted hat approached us tentatively and said, "Mrs Chase? Mr Noone?"
She saw from our reaction that she had the right couple. She said, "My name is Julieann. We have a car to take you to your hotel."
She turned towards a slightly older woman standing a pace or two away.
"This is my colleague, Miranda."
"How kind of you to take so much trouble," Amber said politely. "How did you know us?"
Julieann glanced matter-of-factly at a paper in her hand. "English woman. Five-foot-five with delicate features and short brunette hair swept back behind her ears. Good clothes."
She turned towards me. "Englishman, sixty-three years of age, overweight, balding, and bespectacled."
Thanks very much, I thought.
"The car is outside," Miranda said.
Miranda was short, stocky, and also soberly clad in a black coat with a black hat. Something was forbidding in her face, stiffness which continued downwards through the forward-thrusting abdomen to the functional toes of her boots. Her manner was welcoming enough but would continue to be, I reckoned, only as long as we behaved as she thought I should.
"Do you have hats?" Julieann said solicitously. "You should have a fur hat."
We already had a taste of the climate when we scampered from aircraft to bus and from bus to airport door. Most passengers seemed to have sprouted headgear on the flight and had emerged in black fur with ear-flaps, but Amber and I were only huddled only into our scarf's.
"You lose much body-heat through the head," said Julieann seriously. "Tomorrow, you must buy hats."
Amber and I exchanged glances.
Julieann had splendid dark eyebrows and creamy white skin and wore smooth pale pink lipstick. A touch of humour would have put the missing sparkle into her brown eyes, but then a touch of humour in the Russians would have transformed the world.
"You have not been to Moscow before?"
"No," Amber says.
"What about you, Mr Noone?"
"Many times."
Amber gave me a strange look, and our two new friends didn't react at all.
There was a group of four prominent men standing by the exit doors. They were turned inwards towards each other as if in conversation, with their eyes directed outwards, and none of them talked.
Julieann and Miranda walked past them as if they were wallpaper.
"Who asked you to meet us?" I asked curiously.
"The hotel," Julieann says.
"But, who asked them?"
Both women gave me a bland look and no answer, leaving me to gather that they didn't know and that it was something they would not expect to understand.
The car, which had a non-English-speaking driver, travelled down straight, wide empty roads towards the city, with wet snow-flakes whirling thinly away in the headlights. The road surfaces were transparent, but lumpy grey-white banks lined the verges. I shivered in my overcoat from aversion more than discomfort, and it was warm enough in the car.
"It is not cold for the time of year," Julieann said.
The design of the bus stops dealt with life below zero, with enclosed glass and brightly lit inside. There were groups of inward-facing men in a few who might or might not be there to catch a bus.
"If you wish," Miranda said, "tomorrow you can make a conducted tour of the city by coach, and maybe we can get you tickets for the ballet and the opera."
"We're not here for a holiday," I say, "we're here to meet Russia's deputy prosecutor general."
"That is not until midday," Julieann said, "you must see some of the sights while you are here."
"Thank you," Amber says, "but we are not staying long."
"If you tell us where you want to go," Julieann said earnestly, "we will arrange it."
My room at the hotel was spacious enough for one person, with a bed along one sidewall and a sofa along with the other, but the same sized area with twin beds, glimpsed through briefly opened doors, must have been pretty cramped for two. An ordinary, functional, adequate hotel room could also have been in any major city worldwide.
I unpacked my belongings and looked at my watch. "Dinner is at eight o'clock," Amber had said, "I'll meet you in the restaurant then, and we discuss how we're going to handle this guy."
I did wonder if Amber knew with who she was dealing. Magomed Ozdoyev was a loyal and trusted servant of the Kremlin. He had been given a critical task in thwarting the Scotland Yard detectives who flew to Moscow to investigate the death of an FSB defector. He restricted access to one of the men charged with the defector's killing, Andrei Semyonov, who shielded the Russian government from prosecution. A short reviver, at this point, somehow seemed a good idea.
I poured whisky into a toothmug and sat on the sofa to drink it, and the telephone rang.
"Is that Quintus Noone?"
"Yes," I said.
"Come to the bar of the Hotel Metropol at nine o'clock," said the voice. "Leave your hotel, turn right at the street corner. The hotel will be on your right. Enter, remove your coat, climb the stairs, turn right. The bar is along the passage a short way, on the left. Nine o'clock. I'll see you then, Mr Noone."
The line clicked dead before I could say, "Who are you?"
6Miranda waited, hovering in the dining room, and stepped forward as I appeared. She wore a blue wool suit with rows of bronze-coloured beads and would have fitted un-remarkably into the London business scene. Her hair was clean and well-shaped, and she had the poise of one accustomed to organising."You can sit here," she said, indicating a stretch of tables beside a long row of windows. "Mrs Chase will be joining you shortly.""Thank you.""Now," she said, "tomorrow….""Tomorrow," I said pleasantly, "I thought Mrs Chase and I would walk around Red Square before we meet with deputy prosecutor general Ozdoyev.""But we can add you on one of the guided tours," she said persuasively. "There is a special two-hour tour of the Kremlin, with a visit to the armoury.""We'd rather not," I said, "this is difficult enough for Mrs Chase as it is."She looked annoyed, but after another fruitless try, she told me that our lunch was
7After breakfast, the receptionist summoned us, where two prominent men stood with impassive faces, flat uniformed caps, and long grey coats.One of them handed Amber a stuck-down envelope addressed to her. Inside there was a brief hand-written note, saying simply. "Please, accompany my officers," and below that, "Deputy Prosecutor General Ozdoyev."During our progress through the foyer, there were several frightened glances. The bulk and intent of our two escorts were unmistakable. No one wanted to be involved in our situation.They had arrived in a large black official car with a uniformed driver. They gestured to us to sit together in the back, and I gave Amber a reassuring squeeze of her hand as the vehicle set off and made unerringly for Dzerzhinsky Square.The long façade of the Lubyanka loomed one side, looking like a friendly insurance-company building if one didn't know better. Finally, however, the car swept past its large sides a
8Unsurprisingly, Ozdoyev did not offer a lift, and after collecting our coats, shuddered out into the saturated air. As darkness fell, it seemed to be colder than ever, and Amber linked her arm in mine and moved closer to me so that we could share our little body warmth.There were even fewer cars than usual to mow one down and not another pedestrian in sight, let alone a policeman."Did I do the right thing?" Amber asked in due course."Of course, you did," I answer. "The Russian's want that hard drive as much as you want to know the whereabouts of your ex-husband's money."The Majestic Hotel lay in the distance down the hill, with its canopy stretching out over the street. I turned up my coat collar, wondering why most of the centre of the top was an intentional hole rectangular hole, like a skylight without glass, open to every drop of rain or snow which care to fall. As a shelter for people arriving and departing, the canopy was a non-starter.
9My room looked calm and sane to reassure me that tourists were safe to roam the city's main streets.It could happen in London, I thought. It could happen in New York and Paris, and Rome. What was so different about Moscow?I threw my coat and room key onto the bed, poured a large reviver from the duty-free whisky, and sank onto the sofa to drink it.The attack had been, perhaps, an abduction attempt. Without glasses, I could have been a pushover. They could have got us in the car. And the drive? To what destination?Did Amber expect me to stick to the task until I was dead? Probably not, I thought, but then I don't think Amber underestimated the whole situation.More than anything, I could be lucky again. But, failing that, I had better be careful. My heart gradually steadied, breath quietened to normal.I drank the whisky and felt better.After a while, I put down my glass and picked up the box containing a pay-as-you-go mo
10A limousine collected us about seven o'clock that evening, and we sped down the Komsomolsky Prospect, and I looked two or more three-times out of the window. A black car followed us faithfully, but we were on the main road where that would happen anyway.We arrived outside a restaurant ten minutes late because more snow falling clogged the public transport and taxis almost to a standstill. There was a short queue outside shivering, but the chauffeur led us past the row and opened the firmly shut door.The place was packed, and somewhere there was some music. Led to the one empty table, a bottle of vodka materialised within five seconds."Of the two decent restaurants in Moscow," a voice said behind us, "I like this the better."We turned to find Ozdoyev, standing there accompanied by a tall, slim, and beautiful young woman, wearing a deep-blue velvet jumpsuit and high-heels which made her taller than me, and I am over six-foot."This is m
11The flight home was met at Gatwick at three in the afternoon by Blanche, who, after dropping Amber off to re-join her children, whisked me off to another crime scene."What's happened?" I asked as we headed towards Ascot."Igor Akinfeev died this morning," she replies, her eyes fixed on the road ahead."Don't tell me, suicide," I say, without feeling."Police have been quick to announce that there is nothing suspicious about the death," she says."Who found him?""Avron Cohen, his bodyguard, returned from running errands early this morning. When he knocked on the bathroom door, there was no reply. The missed calls on the oligarch's mobile, which he rarely left unattended, was another reason for concern. So finally, Cohen, an ex-Mossad agent who had guarded Akinfeev for six years, kicked down the door. Inside, Akinfeev was lying on the bathroom floor on his back. A length of a scarf tied tightly around his throat. Overhead, another
12Elena Koshka did not believe that her ex-husband Igor Akinfeev committed suicide. However, when Akinfeev and his wife Elena divorced five years ago, he was ordered to pay her up to £200 million, making it the costliest marriage split in British legal history.She lives in Kensington, west London, in a penthouse overlooking Hyde Park on the first floor of a Georgian row that has probably featured in every BBC period drama since television began. I half expect to see horse-drawn carriages outside, and women are parading in hats.Elena isn't wearing a hat. Instead, her short blonde hair is off in her face with a headband and clad in black spandex shorts, a white sports bra, and a light blue T-shirt with a looping neckline.A gym membership card dangles from a bulky set of keys that must help burn calories simply by being lugged around."Excuse me, Miss Koshka. Do you have a moment?""Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying.""It
13My answering machine is flashing. There are two messages.The first is from Blanche Bradbury:Hi Quintus, it's Blanche. I'm at the mortuary. Can you meet me there? Clunk!Detective Inspector Brooks.Mr Noone, I need to speak to you. Would you mind giving me a call?Just after eight, I dress in casual clothes and make my way to the mortuary. Someone followed me.I didn't know by who, but I just sensed it. Unrecognisable faces in everyday places.Blanche Bradbury wore a dark-blue jumpsuit beneath a surgical gown and a bright yellow face mask covering her mouth and nose. Without any apparent awareness of how lovely she looked, she moved nimbly around the table, taking measurements, her white tennis shoes protected by green plastic covers.She crosses to the whiteboard to scribble up the initial statistics, talking all the time above the squeak of her felt pen. "Alexi Zelenyy weighs one-hundred-f