FAZER LOGINIf I’d expected my “fresh start” to come wrapped in lace curtains and sunlight, I should’ve known better.
The first thing I saw when I arrived in Willow Creek was a sign that read: > POPULATION: 1,204 (and probably dropping) It leaned sideways, nailed to a post that looked ready to give up on life. Behind it, the countryside stretched in waves of fog and wet trees, the kind of endless green that looked peaceful in photos and terrifying in person. I followed the GPS directions from the radio station’s email — though calling it GPS was generous. The screen blinked “Recalculating…” every five minutes like it was reconsidering my life choices. --- Arrival After two hours of winding roads and self-doubt, I finally saw it. The house. It stood on a hill like something out of a gothic postcard: tall, dark, and absolutely one bad storm away from collapsing. The Victorian architecture would’ve been beautiful a century ago. Now it looked haunted by debt. Paint peeled from the shutters. The roof sagged like it was tired. Even the mailbox leaned forward, as if trying to whisper: Turn around, you idiot. But I’d driven too far, and I had nowhere else to go. “Home sweet… health hazard,” I muttered, climbing out of the car. The rain had stopped, leaving the air thick and cold. My shoes squelched in the mud as I carried my suitcase up the creaking porch steps. The front door was huge, carved with faded roses and something that might’ve been a family crest. I turned the key the station had mailed me — it groaned like the house itself was sighing. Inside smelled like dust, old wood, and… regret. The entryway was enormous — a staircase spiraling up into darkness, chandeliers hanging like cobwebs of glass. Speaking of cobwebs, they were everywhere. Real, thick, sticky cobwebs that draped across furniture, curtains, and my face the moment I stepped in. “Fantastic,” I muttered, peeling one off my hair. “Exactly what every woman dreams of — free housing and a side of arachnophobia.” I flipped a light switch. Nothing. Another switch. Still nothing. I sighed. “Okay. Power first, existential crisis later.” The radio station’s “Welcome Packet” — a single printed page left on the dusty entry table — said the utilities had been “reconnected.” Apparently, they’d lied. I wandered through the house by flashlight, taking in the disaster I now owned: A grand piano missing half its keys. Wallpaper peeling like sunburn. A kitchen full of antique appliances that looked one spark away from catching fire. Still, beneath the decay, the house had charm. If you squinted hard enough, you could almost see what it used to be — a home full of laughter and light. Almost. By evening, I was starving, cold, and determined to at least take a hot shower. I turned the faucet in the upstairs bathroom. It sputtered, coughed, then unleashed a burst of brown water that smelled like wet coins. “Ew—nope!” I jumped back. “That’s not water, that’s liquid trauma.” After a few minutes, it ran clearer, but the temperature never changed. Ice-cold. I let it run anyway, too tired to care. The second I stepped under the spray, it turned into a game of Guess Which Pipe Will Explode First. A metallic groan echoed from somewhere inside the walls. Then the showerhead snapped clean off, sending a jet of freezing water straight into my face. I screamed, slipped on the tile, and landed flat on my back. Perfect. Just perfect. I lay there in soaked clothes, staring at the ceiling. “Alright, universe,” I muttered. “I get it. I’m your favorite joke.” --- Day Two I woke to the sound of dripping. Lots of dripping. The rain had returned, and apparently, so had my roof’s midlife crisis. A small waterfall was now streaming directly onto the living room couch. I put a bucket under it. Then a pot. Then another. When those filled, I used a mixing bowl. By noon, the house looked like a deranged rain symphony. I laughed — half-crazy, half-hysterical. “You know what? Fine. It’s character. The house is crying with me. We’re bonding.” The power flickered that afternoon — a single bulb in the hallway came to life like a ghost deciding to say hi. I celebrated with a peanut butter sandwich and a victory dance that made the floorboards groan ominously. Then, for fun, I checked for Wi-Fi. Nothing. No bars. No signal. Just No Internet Connection. I opened the window and held my phone up like some kind of desperate pilgrim. Still nothing. I shouted into the empty air, “If anyone’s listening out there, could you at least send a signal? Or maybe a pizza?” No response. Just wind and the faint creak of the house settling around me like a sigh. --- Day Three By the third day, I started talking to the house. Don’t judge me — isolation does weird things to a person. When the stairs creaked, I’d mutter, “Good morning to you too.” When the kitchen pipes gurgled, I’d say, “I know, I hate Mondays as well.” At one point, I found a huge spider web above the door — and the spider itself, black and fuzzy, glaring at me like a landlord. I named him Greg. “Listen, Greg,” I said, broom in hand, “we need to discuss rent.” He didn’t move. I took that as a threat and negotiated peace by backing away slowly. Later, I tried fixing the hot water again. The boiler looked ancient, full of knobs and valves that hissed when touched. I turned one carefully. Nothing. Another. A groan from deep within the pipes. And then — a loud bang followed by a geyser of steam. I ducked, swearing. “I said I wanted hot water, not to die in a steampunk explosion!” When the steam cleared, everything smelled faintly like rust and singed hair. But miracle of miracles — the tap upstairs started running warm. Scalding, actually. I whooped so loud it startled Greg. “Ha! Take that, universe! I fixed something!” Then the boiler made another noise — a long, ominous hiss — and shut off completely. I sighed. “Okay. Partial victory.” By the end of the week, I’d learned to adapt. Boil water on the stove for “showers.” Sleep with two blankets and a flashlight. Avoid the east wing entirely because the floorboards there sounded like they were plotting my murder. And somehow, in the middle of all that chaos, I started to feel… better. Not good. But capable. Every leak I patched, every pipe I wrestled with, every cobweb I swept away gave me something I hadn’t felt in months — control. It wasn’t much. But it was mine. That night, I sat on the porch with a mug of instant coffee, watching the fog roll over the hills. The crickets were loud, the air smelled like wet leaves, and for once, my heart wasn’t racing with fear or anger. I looked up at the house — my disaster of a house — and smiled. “Guess it’s just us, huh?” I said softly. The wind rustled through the trees like an answer. Somewhere inside, a floorboard creaked. Maybe the old wood, maybe the storm settling. Still, for a moment, I could’ve sworn it sounded like… breathing. I shook it off. “Nope. Not doing haunted tonight.” I stood, turned off the porch light, and went back inside. The house groaned softly behind me, like it was exhaling. Like it had been waiting.By the time night fell, I’d accepted three things. 1. The Varyn House had a mood. 2. My crowbar, Brenda Classic, was my closest friend. 3. I was officially cohabiting with a vampire. Honestly? I’d had worse roommates. The lights above the kitchen table flickered lazily. The bulbs hummed even when the switch was off — like Brenda herself was breathing through the wires. I was surrounded by three coffee mugs, one bleeding pen, and a notebook labeled Operation Anti-Crispy. “Alright,” I muttered, tapping my page. “Goal: find one sunlight-proof vampire accessory, return it to His Royal Broodiness, and maybe stop the house from flirting with me.” “Flirting?” a voice echoed smoothly behind me. I jumped hard enough to spill coffee. Lucien Varyn stepped from the pantry shadows like a full-course gothic hallucination — black coat, perfect posture, and an expression halfway between curiosity and condescension. “You move like a cat burglar,” I hissed. “Do you have to appear out of nowh
I woke up to the distinct smell of dust, despair, and possible homicide.For three seconds, my brain floated in blissful blankness.Then memory punched me square in the frontal lobe.Coffins.A heartbeat.A man in said coffin.A vampire.“Oh my God,” I whispered. “He’s real.”Every cell in my body turned into a tiny screaming emoji.I froze on the couch, cocooned in my blanket like a terrified burrito. My gaze darted to the kitchen doorway — shadows. Too many shadows.“Okay,” I breathed. “Let’s think this through. He didn’t kill me last night. Which statistically suggests he’s either friendly, vegetarian, or waiting for marination.”Brenda, the house, creaked gently above me — a sound halfway between you’re fine, sweetheart and run while you still can.Then, from the kitchen, came the low, unmistakable sound of a man moving.Measured. Graceful. Predatory.I peeked around the doorway and immediately regretted every life decision that had led me to this point.There he was — Lucien Vary
(From Lucien’s point of view — dark, sardonic, and suddenly starving) --- Death had been quiet. Faithful. Predictable. For two centuries, silence was my only companion—velvet and infinite. When I finally woke, I expected thunder. The tremor of magic. Perhaps even a song from the abyss. Instead, I awoke to snoring. Human snoring. Something warm and soft was sprawled across my chest, breathing loudly, drooling slightly, and—worse—smelling faintly of my 1834 Château de Montclair. I blinked. Slowly. The absurdity of my resurrection sank in. I had not been awakened by destiny or ritual— but by a drunk woman wearing mismatched socks and the scent of stolen wine. She muttered in her sleep, “Five more minutes, Dracula.” …Dracula. Who in God’s forgotten name was Dracula? I moved. She stirred. Her lashes fluttered, and she blinked blearily up at me. Our eyes met. Her pupils dilated. Her body went still. She whispered, “Oh my God.” “Yes,” I rasped. “
I needed tools. A crowbar. Courage. And maybe a priest who charged by the hour. Instead, I had Brenda, a flashlight with commitment issues, and half a bottle of 1834 Bordeaux whispering, go on, girl, make poor decisions. The stairs creaked beneath me like I’d just announced I was bringing emotional baggage to the afterlife. Each plank groaned, turn back, but I’d already committed—and nothing sobers a woman faster than pride. The air grew colder as I descended. It smelled like dust, iron, and unresolved trauma. Somewhere above, Varyn House moaned in a long, judgy sigh—as if she were the old aunt at a wedding muttering, “this won’t end well.” “Noted,” I muttered, flashlight shaking. “I’ll add that to my Yelp review.” Halfway down, a cobweb tried to mug me. I walked straight through it, squealed, then did the world’s least dignified tap dance. “Fantastic,” I gasped. “Ambushed by interior design.” --- The basement opened around me like a secret the earth had been hoarding.
Morning arrived like a debt collector with a bullhorn and a grudge.Light barged through the warped kitchen window and stabbed my eyeballs with all the subtlety of a toddler with a plastic sword.My tongue felt like it had been wrapped in carpet.My hair had evolved into a sentient tumbleweed.And somewhere in the Varyn House, a pipe wheezed like a dying dragon rehearsing its final breath.I lay on the couch, cocooned in a moth-eaten blanket that was definitely crocheted during a historical plague, and tried to remember if I’d slept at all.Spoiler: I had not.Not after the breathing I heard beneath the floorboards.Not after my survival instinct politely suggested I stop exploring the murder basement.Something slid under the front door with a genteel shfftt.Mail.I stared at it the way one stares at a spider—if I didn’t move, maybe it would reconsider existing.It didn’t.Fine. I crawled across the floor like a stunned crab.Ivory envelope. Gold edges.The kind of paper that smelle
When you’ve hit rock bottom, even small-town gossip sounds like background music. Three days of eating canned pears and pretending to be emotionally stable had convinced me of one thing: I needed a job, coffee, and ideally, food that didn’t come from a tree. So, I brushed my hair into something vaguely legal, grabbed the keys to my dying car, and headed toward civilization. The fog was thick enough to taste. Pines hunched over the narrow road, whispering secrets I didn’t care to hear. Finally, a weather-beaten sign emerged from the mist: > WILLOW CREEK — POPULATION: 1,203 (Give or Take a Tragedy) Cute. The diner squatted at the edge of town, its neon OPEN sign flickering like it had trust issues. Inside smelled like bacon, burnt toast, and second chances. The bell above the door jingled, and every head turned. Small towns: where personal space and privacy come to die. A waitress with teased hair, kind eyes, and a name tag that said MARGIE waved me over. “Well,







