All Chapters of Him Vs Her: Chapter 21 - Chapter 30

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Chapter Twenty

That is how it all went down. Kyle could not get over the fact I won by not breaking a sweat.Just then the door opened and a group of four hunks walked in. They stopped dead in their track and stared at me and Kyle. Kyle stopped laughing and stared at them. I recognized them as the guys I slept with at a hotel and a bar as well as a party that I went to some time ago. My eyes widened and I felt my heart skip a beat. I prayed that they would not recognize me.Kyle got off the floor and dusted the dust off of his pants. “Hey guys, what are you doing home so early?” Kyle asked. While rubbing the back of his neck. I got off the couch, all eyes landed on me. I then remembered I did not have my shirt on. I went up to Kyle and whispered in his ear“Can I have a shirt before your friends get boners too?” I asked and he burst out laughing. His friends all gave him confused looks. He

Last Updated : 2022-03-15

Chapter Twenty-One

Alex (P.O.V)Ugh! Why is my head hurting and my stomach churning? Oh, that's right I have a damn hangover. I think that should be illegal. Argh why am I thinking? Thinking is painful right now.I opened my eyes and quickly closed because of the stupid light. I slowly opened my eyes to adjust it to the brightness. I then turned on the bed and felt a muscular arm around me. I jumped up and screamed."Ahhhh! What are you doing in my bed and where are your clothes?!" I yelled at Chris while hitting him with a pillow.Having been startled by my sudden outburst, he fell with a thump on the floor."U-um I think I was testing the softness of the bed and guess I fell asleep" he stuttered. I rolled my eyes."Dude even barney lies better than you." I suddenly checked my clothes and sighed in relief. I looked around the room. I noticed we were in Kyle's bedroom. I got up and went to th

Last Updated : 2022-03-16

Chapter Twenty-Two

Alex (P.O.V.) It has been a month since Luke and I called truce. Although he said it is not truce because we did not seal it off with sex or some perverted thing like that but the prank war was awesome. The first week, he sprayed whip cream on my face which backfired on him because in the moment of fake sleeping, while he did his thing and I figured it was whip cream, I got up and purposefully rubbed my face against his. The next day I put fire ants in his boxers while he was sleeping. He screamed like a girl and scratched his area whole day. Then when he went out I told a group of girls that he had crabs because he was scratching it so much. The day after that, he spray painted my car with the words ‘call 555-1868 if you want to have some fun’ on the rare bumper and for the rest of the day I got perverted calls from both men and women. I shuddered. Just thinking about it. When I found out

Last Updated : 2022-03-17

Chapter Twenty-Three

Alex (P.O.V.)After we left Richard standing there like an idiot we went to the library to cause some twin trouble. Oh how I missed those days. We raced to the library and of course Kyle won because he was taller and had longer legs.When we arrived we just barged open the door and the librarian scowled. Some of the students were also shocked because they saw me in the library. To be honest, I did not even know the school had one. Kyle and I walked over to the shelf of books and smirked. We already knew what we were going to do.He went to the romance and horror section and I went to the fiction and history section. We both switched all the books. So it had horror books in the romance section and had fiction in history. When we were finished I walked over to the school computer and worked my magic.Remember when I said that I was kind of smart and that I just do not feel the need to utilize my brain

Last Updated : 2022-03-18

Chapter Twenty-Four

Alex (P.O.V.)After school Kyle and I went to my dorm which I happily agreed to share with him. We were putting our masterminds to use. Yesterday after school was the best. We wanted to get Kyle’s documents but we did not want to face Richard so we did the not so unthinkable considering we thought of it.*flashback*“Hey Ally how am I going to get my documents?” Kyle asked me as we made our way out of the school. We were currently going to a bar because we wanted to celebrate our success. I sighed.“Honestly I do not know but I will think of something.”“No you will not do the thinking. Usually your plans involve someone getting hurt or embarrassed. I will do the planning this time”“But Kyle how ca

Last Updated : 2022-03-19

Chapter Twenty-Five

Alex (P.O.V)“Okay Alex we can make the phone calls tomorrow and let us just hope this police friend of yours believes you and does not think that this is a scam.” Kyle declared.I rolled my eyes and scoffed. Yeah right. Jack was going to believe me when he realizes Kyle has risen from the dead. I chuckle at how alarmed he might be. I wonder if he might piss his pants or do some kind of shit for Kyle not to ‘haunt’ him in his dreams.Nah I have decided against it. I don’t want to get off on the wrong foot with that man if I wanted a favor. He can be rather strict at times, especially when it pertains to his job. I am not sure why, as the police force is rather corrupt but to each his own, I guess. Give a man and a badge and he feels as though he is on top of the world. After all bribery is the best thing to turn to when you have access to enough money to play

Last Updated : 2022-03-20

Chapter Twenty-Six

Alex (P.O.V.)Hmm I wonder what will happen when we reach. I wonder if I will meet the gay band. I wonder if they are situated in England. I wonder if I will meet a hot British dude. Gosh their accents are sexy. I know that there are many variations to the English accent, but I do not care, they are all appreciated in my head. You may think I am going mad because I am talking to myself. Well you are right. Nah! Just kidding.Kyle and I are going on a field trip to gather or little groupies. Well the cop who chases me a lot and Kyle’s gang friends. They were all currently situated in England which was rather convenient as we learned that our biological parents were here as well. The ironic part of this journey to accumulate everyone for our plot against Richard, is that the people we flew out to meet, were also currently on the run from Jack himself. I know you are probably thinking

Last Updated : 2022-03-21

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Alex (P.O.V.)Kyle slapped my hand away and we entered the hotel. When we entered, everyone looked our way. I sneakily placed my hands in my bag and played Chris Brown ‘Please Don’t Judge Me’ blared through the speakers. I shrugged and walked to the receptionist. Everyone was still staring at us.I turned to the receptionist and smirked. Her jaw almost touched the ground. I almost forgot how good looking I was. I then gave her a confused look as she stood there star stricken. “Um…aren’t you Richard Black’s daughter…you are so beautiful. Wait is that Kyle I thought he was dead. Wait did he lie about that?” she kept rambling on and on.What is she? A reporter by night? Why is she acting this way? I am sure she met celebrities on a

Last Updated : 2022-03-21

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Alex (P.O.V.)We were now on our way to search for our little munchkins. We were going to the mall because I was hungry and I wanted tacos. We were already on the escalator when we heard a lot of shouting. Kyle and I turned around to see a cop running after a bunch of grown ass men who were currently mimicking Dora’s voice and shouting ‘catch me if you can, big boy’ as if they were trying to sound seductive.Kyle and I looked at each other and burst out laughing. I almost fell over the escalator.“Kyle LOOK OVER THERE ARE MY MUNCHKINS!!” I shouted over all the commotion. All heads turned my way and I hopped of the escalator. I ran up to Jack and jumped on his back. The men started to holler probably thinking that I was trying to help them escape.

Last Updated : 2022-03-22

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Alex (P.O.V.)“Kyle buddy boy come on let us hit the road. I want to go buy me some new toys!” I exclaimed.Today is the day that we put all plans into action. I was so excited. My new best friend and I had a slumber party, which included activities that almost got us kicked out. I know what you are thinking when I say activities. Not THAT kind of activities, you dirty human. Or are you an alien. Either way you are a person.We did pranks on our neighbors. On our left we had Jennifer Lopez and on our right we had the Jason Statham. When we returned from the mall yesterday, the receptionist told me that a boy band moved in. I thought it was One Direction and I started to scream about how I was about to die from reasons I will not states becaus

Last Updated : 2022-03-23

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