LAHAT ng Kabanata at Episode ng uNEIGHBORsity ni Noisyhhhh

Lahat ng Kabanata ng uNEIGHBORsity : Kabanata 1 - Kabanata 3

3 Kabanata

"MS. MONDEMOR!" I opened my eyes and lazily raised my hands. "PRESENT" I yawned "DETENTION ROOM...NOW!" she angrily shouted. I looked at her calmly, asking for the reason why she's sending me to the DR. I haven't done anything wrong; I just closed my eyes."Natutulog ka na naman sa klase ko. Gaano ka ba katalino para hindi ka makinig sa itinuturo ko?""With all due of respect ma'am, I am not sleeping. I'm just resting my eyes. That's two different objectives. And if you don't know that...then sit here and let me replace you there." "Aba't- Bastos kang bata ka. Hindi ka na natututong rumespeto. Kung wala ka lang kapit dito, matagal ka ng pinatalsik." she screamed glaring at me."Oh, okay? You know what, we don't really have a problem here. How about you continue your discussion and don't effi'n mind me, cause I can ace all the exams. Right? Like-" I snapped my fingers three times. Minding as *what's not clicking baby. She took a deep breath then set me an eye peircing glare."Oka

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CHAPTER 2

uNEIGHBORsity /Noisyhhhh

"MOMMY!" a little girl hurriedly ran like a tornado when I got out from my car. She's wearing her cute bunny sleepwear while having a piece of cookie in her right hand. I sat on my knees then spread my arms to welcome her. "Hello there popcorn! hmm...I miss you!" I sniffed her hair as she buried her face in the crook of my neck. "My mommy!I miss you more!" she happily exclaimed. She scoop my face with her tiny hands then planted kisses in it. I chuckled then carried her up in my arms, walking inside the house. "Where's dada and mama?" I asked her slightly parting my mouth when she shove me the cookie. "They're in the kitchen mama... preparing for the desert," The maids bowed down as we walk past them. "Hey mom!" I blurted when I saw my mother putting the cookies on the crystalized plate. She walked towards me and hugged me tightly with popcorn between us."Hey baby! I miss you!""Mama you're squeezing me po." popcorn blurted adorably. We both laughed at her remarks as I decid

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CHAPTER 3

uNEIGHBORsity /Noisyhhhh

R18I sigh frustratedly."Get me another bottle of water!" I demanded as I handed him my card. He smiled then stood up leaving my card behind. He jogged back to me and handed me the water bottle. "Ito sky! Hehehe friends na ba tayo?" he innocently asked"No! I hate friendship!" I immediately turn him down. I really hate betrayals. "Uy! Sige na. Sige more than friends nalang." I glared at him then kick his leg. He playfully dodge my kick then smile. "Joke lang! Ito naman!" "You stupid moron! Why are you here?" I asked him. He's annoying."Ah Kase dito ako nag-aaral?" I rolled my eyes then insert the book I'm reading in my bag. "You're really stupid. tsk!" I stood up ready to leave, when he hold my hand. Iw. Virus."Tf! Don't hold me stupid moron. What did you even hold? GROSS!" I shove his hands away then sanitize myself. "Arte naman nito. Nag Cr naman ako kanina tapos naghugas din ako ng kamay.""YUCK!" I screamed pouring all of my sanitizer in my hands and wrist. "Hahahahahha!

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