Ugh. Cowboys. Again.Wannabe fucking cowboys at that.I roll my eyes and deliberately turn my back on the group of out-of-towners strutting through the door like they own the place, their denim too crisp, their boots too clean.Not a scuff, not a speck of dust. Just that store-bought, mass-produced Western cosplay that somehow makes my skin crawl.Why do grown-ass men always wanna dress up like goddamn cowboys?I mutter it under my breath, but Rita, my coworker, hears me anyway.“I don’t know, honey, but it pays the rent,” she snorts, expertly balancing a tray of beers as she saunters toward the table of loud-mouthed city boys.They’re already hootin’ and hollerin’, like this is some honky-tonk straight out of a movie, instead of a dimly lit, no-frills bar in the middle of Dry Creek, New Jersey.Bob’s Bar.It’s old-fashioned and small, the kind of place that smells like stale beer and wood polish, with a stage that only sees live music on Fridays, and a dusty jukebox in the
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