How the fuck did I wind up here?It was all Elissa could do not to slam her face down on the table as she pondered that question for the umpteenth time since leaving her cozy Hoboken apartment to go on this so called date.“So, babe,” the over-stuffed, heavily-cologned, and downright fugly man said.Her date of the evening looked like something out of a bad sitcom as he tried to lean over the stained tablecloth of the rundown hotel buffet room, he’d driven two hours to get to. Waggling his caterpillar-like eyebrows, he gave her the once over and Elissa’s skin crawled.Oh, hell no.“I got a room upstairs, you know, for after,” he told her, nodding his head, and biting his lower lip in a manner she assumed he thought was provocative.At best, it was nauseating.FML.How was this guy Elissa’s date for the evening? What had she done to deserve this?Little Gianni. Yup, that was how he’d introduced himself. And here she was. On a blind date with a guy who had the word ‘lit
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