“Mrs. Henderson is having sex with the pool man again,” Mabel announced before I had finished my first cup of coffee.I paused with the mug halfway to my mouth and looked across the worktable at the small Japanese maple responsible for ruining what had been, until that moment, a perfectly peaceful Tuesday morning.“Mabel, we have discussed this.”Sunlight streamed through the greenhouse roof above us, catching in the fine mist still hanging in the air from the automated watering system. Somewhere behind me, a circulation fan hummed steadily, and several hundred leaves rustled in the artificial breeze. It was barely eight-thirty, Ivy & Rose didn’t open for another half hour, and already I knew more about Mrs. Henderson’s sex life than any responsible business owner should.“Yes,” Mabel replied. “You said you didn’t want to hear about it unless it became relevant.”“Correct.”“I think the frequency makes it relevant.”“It does not.”Reginald gave a long, weary sigh from his place near t
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