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The madness of life

The madness of life

In the madness of life, we find the madness of life in ourselves. We are a reflection of the madness of life. We are the embodiment of a crazy life.
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Death & Life

Death & Life

Death or Sebastian has searched for his other half for a millennium. He curses love and everything associated with it until he saves the life of a young boy who appears to be his soulmate. unfortunately for Sebastian the fate sisters and their mother Destiny have other plans for him. Will he be able to outwit the vindictive fates and find happiness or will they mess up everything. Sebastian must overcome his issues in order to truly find the love of his life and and an eternity of bliss he so desperately desires. Story contains boy love and mature scenes, do not read if that offends you. Full of fantastical characters you'll come to love.
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What is Living?

What is Living?

Have you ever dreaded living a lifeless life? If not, you probably don't know how excruciating such an existence is. That is what Rue Mallory's life. A life without a meaning. Imagine not wanting to wake up every morning but also not wanting to go to sleep at night. No will to work, excitement to spend, no friends' company to enjoy, and no reason to continue living. How would an eighteen-year old girl live that kind of life? Yes, her life is clearly depressing. That's exactly what you end up feeling without a phone purpose in life. She's alive but not living. There's a huge and deep difference between living, surviving, and being alive. She's not dead, but a ghost with a beating heart. But she wanted to feel alive, to feel what living is. She hoped, wished, prayed but it didn't work. She still remained lifeless. Not until, he came and introduce her what really living is.
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On The Edge Of Life

On The Edge Of Life

"No offense but you are always so grumpy, it's actually kind of cute." I bluntly say to him and watch him throw me a nasty glare, I just giggle at that. "I'm not." he defends himself in a calm yet stern voice keeping his face emotionless. "sure." I find myself saying sarcastically. I think I'm too drunk  because there is no way a sober River will have the courage to hold a conversation with a very grumpy Killian. I expect another scary glare to come towards me but instead I meet with a soft gaze that stares at me with an unreadable expression. "I'm not." This time he says softly, I see him biting back a small smile and , he smiles. I've never seen him smiling before, not this way. Standing on the edge of life, River breathes in and lets himself adjust into a new life, into a new family. After a horrifying past he finds his life wrapped around a shaggy orphanage and several foster homes which makes it hard to believe that he is actually being adopted. Having a family was always a desire of him but to his burnt luck, he doesn't feel like he belongs in his adoptive family. Everyone and everything around him make it clear that he wasn't born to be happy. River is waiting for another push, one last push to end it all and fall from the edge and that's when a grumpy looking Killian Price steps into his life. River can't decide if Killian is the saviour or the devil himself. River's life meets with unexpected secrets mixed with burning desire, adorning the melancholic attire. Soon, he finds out he isn't the only one standing on the edge of the cliff, or he realises he is far from the edge.
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LOVE OF MY LIFE

LOVE OF MY LIFE

story of a heart broken guy Avinash will he ever love another girl and a girl Suhanisa who had no experience in love but dreaming to find her prince charming can she imagine this new journey of her life will let her meet so called prince charming can suhanisa will be able to reset avinash life and treasure him or will she also break his heart can this two persons become one soul to know this follow the love journey of love of my life️ Sometimes, all I can do is lie in bed and hope to drift away to sleep before I fall apart. I can’t seem to get you off my mind. Your love was the only real thing in my small world. Losing you was the worst thing that could happen to me. I’ve gotten used to it but I still wake up to full consciousness each day remembering what we had. This heartbreak and any other disappointment is just part of life. I thought I had found my soulmate, but it turns out you were just another lesson a story of mixed feelings ,emotions, friendship story belongs to my own fantasy warning: mature content is there read at your own risk
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Your life time, my love

Your life time, my love

When I was 4, I met this guy. When I was 12, were together 8 years When I was 14, I foolishly discovered that I had loved him for a long time. When I was 17, we were a couple. When I was 18, we were a long way apart. I hope it's still you in the next life. Again, when I am 18, I finally met you. In my life, I admit I will lose to your hands.
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What are the best funny quotes about life?

4 Answers2026-04-01 15:42:14
Life’s too short to take seriously, and some of the best quotes out there perfectly capture that chaotic, hilarious reality. One of my favorites is from Woody Allen: 'Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering—and it’s all over much too soon.' It’s darkly funny because it’s true—we complain endlessly, yet somehow, time flies. Another gem is from Kurt Vonnegut: 'True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.' It’s a perfect blend of absurdity and dread that makes me laugh every time.

Then there’s the classic from Douglas Adams: 'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' As someone who’s perpetually behind on tasks, this hits way too close to home. And let’s not forget the wisdom of W.C. Fields: 'If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.' It’s the kind of brutally honest humor that turns life’s frustrations into something you can laugh at instead of cry over.

What are the best life funny quotes to brighten your day?

5 Answers2026-05-04 04:26:54
Life's too short to be serious all the time, and nothing cracks me up like a well-timed funny quote. One of my favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' It’s so relatable—who hasn’t procrastinated and felt that mix of guilt and absurd amusement? Another gem is from Phyllis Diller: 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.' It turns the idea of resolving conflicts into a hilarious overnight battle.

Then there’s the classic from Oscar Wilde: 'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.' It’s witty, a little savage, and perfect for those moments when you need a laugh at someone else’s expense (in a harmless way, of course). I also adore Ellen DeGeneres’s take: 'My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.' It’s absurd, unexpected, and just the kind of twist that makes humor work. These quotes don’t just brighten my day—they remind me not to take life too seriously.

What are the best funny quotes on life ever shared?

5 Answers2025-10-07 23:46:31
Life has this incredible way of throwing curveballs at you when you least expect it, right? There’s a quote by Maya Angelou that always gets me chuckling: 'I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.' It’s such a statement about resilience with a sprinkle of sass. You can take all the challenges life throws at you, but don’t let them dim your sparkle!

And then, there’s that classic line from Oscar Wilde, 'Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.' I mean, it really sums up how we often take ourselves way too seriously. Just feels like a reminder to lighten our load and dance a little more through life’s chaos.

You know what else I love? The hilariously wise words of Albert Einstein, who said, 'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.' Such a kick—we really don’t always have it together, no matter how much we pretend we do! So, let’s share a laugh when life gets ridiculous!

What are the best funny sayings about life?

3 Answers2026-05-04 13:54:34
Life's too short to take seriously, and the best funny sayings about it prove that. My favorite has to be, 'Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans'—John Lennon nailed it with that one. It’s a reminder that even when we’re obsessing over schedules, life just throws curveballs, like a sitcom where you’re the unwitting star. Another gem is, 'I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.' It’s the perfect comeback for anyone judging your couch-potato days. And who can forget, 'Adulting is just saying ‘But first, coffee’ until it’s time to say ‘But first, wine’?' That one hits home after a long week.

Then there’s the classic, 'I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.' It’s the unofficial motto of every stubborn person (me included). And for those days when everything goes wrong, 'If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you' never fails to lighten the mood. These sayings turn life’s chaos into something you can laugh at, which is honestly the only way to survive it. They’re like little mental sticky notes reminding you not to sweat the small stuff—or the big stuff, for that matter.

What are the best short funny quotes about life?

4 Answers2026-06-06 03:29:09
Life’s too short to take seriously, and some of the best quotes capture that perfectly. One of my favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It’s absurd but oddly comforting—like life itself. Another gem is from Woody Allen: 'Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering—and it’s all over much too soon.' Dark humor, but it hits home.

Then there’s the classic from Mark Twain: 'The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.' It’s funny because it’s true—we all procrastinate until we trick ourselves into doing things. And who can forget the timeless wisdom of 'YOLO,' even if it’s overused? It’s a reminder to laugh at the chaos.

What are some popular funny life sayings?

3 Answers2025-09-01 11:05:01
Life can be such a rollercoaster, right? I've come across some hilarious sayings that perfectly capture the quirks of day-to-day living. For instance, there's this one: 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!' It gets a chuckle every time because, let’s face it, who hasn’t devoured that extra slice of pizza just because it’s there? I mean, in our fast-paced lives filled with responsibilities, sometimes all you can do is enjoy the little guilty pleasures. It’s such a relatable, humorous take on how we often let our appetites lead the way.

Then there’s the classic, 'If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.' It’s a bit dark, but the laughs it brings are unforgettable, especially if you toss it into a conversation about trying new things. This saying brilliantly highlights the risks we take, but in such a whimsical way that you can't help but chuckle!

Finally, don’t you love the saying, 'I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right'? Oh man, it’s like it was made for family dinners or friendly debates. It captures that playful banter we often have with loved ones, balancing between humor and just a touch of sass. These sayings just make life that much brighter!

Are there any funny unique quotes about life?

3 Answers2026-04-17 16:24:11
Life’s weirdest paradox? The more you chase happiness, the more it feels like a cat avoiding you—just when you stop sprinting after it, it curls up in your lap.

I’ve always adored Douglas Adams’ line from 'The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy': 'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.' It encapsulates that glorious, chaotic acceptance of human inefficiency. Another gem is from the anime 'Gintama': 'Life is a video game with no continues. You mess up, that’s it.' Brutal, but hilariously true. And who can forget Terry Pratchett’s wisdom in 'Discworld'? 'In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.' It’s a reminder that life’s absurdities are best met with a smirk—or a purr.

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