Lucky Koi
When I came home from a mission, I found that my wife had accidentally taken my military-grade truth serum. The supplements I had bought for her were still sitting untouched nearby.
A thought crossed my mind. I bent down and gently hugged her. "How do you want to spend your birthday this year?"
My wife answered without any hesitation, "I want to spend the whole day with Randy. I hope you disappear!"
I slowly straightened up and stared at her in disbelief. "What... Do you mean?"
Randy was my best friend. Whenever I was busy, I often asked him to look after things at home.
My wife smiled sweetly. "Every time you go back to base, we spend the whole day in the master bedroom. It would be even better if you died on a mission. That way, I could take your death benefits and be with him."
After that, she passed out.
The next morning, my wife hugged me affectionately. "Honey, what kind of supplements did you buy me? I fell asleep right after drinking them, as if I blacked out or something."
I calmly pushed her away. "Maybe they help with sleep. By the way, how do you want to spend your birthday this year?"