Their Human Mate
Alexa Nicky only hopes that her six months in Forks won't be cruel and boring. She hates how gloomy the town is, and how she has to live with her crush who is now her stepbrother. However, when she is faced with a werewolf and a vampire fighting over her, she wonders if moving to Forks is still boring.
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"So how is it? Do you still choose that dog over me? Or do you want me to pump harder?"
"Oh, shut up, Nicho!"