Taboo Heat: Tales Too Hot To Handle
"And how exactly are you planning to do that?"
"I'll start a diet. Get ripped for her."
"Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. And besides, she's still taller than you."
"She's not taller than me."
"Only because you have special insoles in your shoes."
"Bro, what are you doing?! You're supposed to cheer me up, remember?"
Lucas chuckled. "Sorry. She's totally gonna go for you. Totally."
"It won't be easy," Bobby mused to himself, his mind wandering off, "with her being elvish royalty, and me being... well, me."