Reverend Insanity Banned Novels & Stories

“And then I knew it had gotten so bad. The perfect confirmation that you’re not my Bunny. I know he’s a chainsmoker, with lungs like chimneys. I also know that smokers are liable to die young, but maybe the world has been misled. Perhaps the manufacturers meant the death of the brain. Because Tristan has gone insane. “So karma got you faster than weed?” I tssk. “You weren’t even lucky enough to catch pulmonary cancer, and madness has caught up with you. Christ, they even call you ‘Mad-Bishop,’ isn’t it?” PUNCH!!! Copper burns my nostrils. I collapse against the headboard, choking on thin air.

"I need to go get Plan B right now. There's a twenty-four-hour pharmacy three blocks away, I can....." "No," he said again, and this time his voice was different. Harder. I turned to look at him in the dark. "What do you mean, no?" "I mean don't." "Silas, I could get pregnant. Do you understand that? I could actually get pregnant." "I know," he said, sitting up and looking at me with an expression I couldn't read. "Would that really be so terrible?" My mouth fell open. "Are you insane? I'm twenty-one years old. I'm an intern. I don't even have my degree yet. We're secretly dating. Of course it would be terrible!"

me" up. The technicians tried to hold her back, but she seemed to have gone mad, shoving them away with unexpected strength. Then, as if a sudden thought struck her, Mom lunged for the control tablet. "Yes, that's it! A restart! Once I reboot the system, she'll be back to normal!" As she frantically tapped across the screen, sweat trickled down her forehead, smudging the makeup she had so carefully put on. "Unable to locate self file," a mechanical voice droned from the control panel. "The host consciousness has been erased." Mom was taken aback. "Erased? That's impossible! She was perfectly fine just a moment ago! She wouldn't leave me like this. She wouldn't!"

" There we go again! "First, it was your mother, now you! I'm so done with your insanity. Just because we are not as rich as you are or even popular doesn't give you the right to look down on us. No, we are not beggars. We work hard to get what we want. If anything, we deserve respect from you but since you didn't have it in you to respect either me or my family, I'm putting an end to whatever this is. I must have been getting ahead of myself by thinking maybe our story will be different.

I stopped, trying to take it all in. What is this problem again! “Can’t we changed it?” “No, we can’t. It was strictly announced to finalize everything before passing it to them to avoid complications.” I was gesturing my hands in the air without words coming out from my mouth. I know I look totally crazy but I don't care! Ian right here is crazier for doing this! “N-no, I can’t do it.” “Hija, we can’t do anything about it. It was not just a school program. This will be national.”

"I don't understand why you people only remember your God when you're in trouble. It just shows the hypocrisy that is lying in your systems. Nor do I understand why you obsess over someone you haven't seen! Do you even know your religion killed a lot of people? Remember the Crusade! If I were to count the deaths because of your silly beliefs, it would take me a million years, okay, that was an overstatement. The point here is if your God were real, haven't you considered the truth that he had killed more people than Satan? "Why do you people keep on shoving the idea of God or your religion against other people’s faces as if we are evil for not believing the things like you do, for not doing

He stopped, his jaw clenching, like he couldn’t say it. “Even when what?” I spat, my voice sharp, cutting. “When you were fucking her cunt? I was on your mind then, is that it? Spare me the bullshit, Reverend Thorne. You’re a holy fraud. A fucking cheat!” The words burned my throat, each one dripping with venom, but my body betrayed me, trembling under his grip. He didn’t flinch, but his eyes darkened, guilt and want warring in them.

, he said and we all bluntly stared at him in confusion - was he giving us the permission to do it with other people? “ I know I'm supposed to tell you to control your sexual desires and keep yourself for God, and I know that even if I keep telling you that, you'll still get to do what you want, and that is why I'm offering this advice. If you know that you can't keep your peanuts zipped up, then do it with someone that isn't a minister because doing it with such a person; as Emmanuel said”, he was looking directly at me, “ will be a divine insult, and trust me, only by his heavenly grace will you be able to survive a minute after committing the sin of divine insult”. His words rang in my ea

“But you know, that’s not even the craziest part of this story.” I raised an eyebrow slightly. What could possibly be crazier than all this? “What’s the crazy part?” “The Reverend was arrested this morning for a lot of things. Organ harvesting. Theft. Embezzlement. God knows what else.” I stared at her. “You’re not serious.” “I’m dead serious.” How the hell did Adrian make all of this look legal enough to throw a pastor in jail? Organ harvesting? What the hell? “I’m still trying to process everything,” I admitted.

My cries are silent until the voice in my head shatters into a million agonizing pieces. "Repeat after me: 'I am not gay. I am not sinful" The words repeat, a mantra of hate, as my mind begins to blur. My brain is tearing apart, and my body is convulsing from the agonizing bolts of electricity. Make it stop! Please! The mantra continues for what seems like an eternity before it stops. I am not sinful. ... Even though I still love Pierce The Reverend finally leaves the room, and I collapse on the bed, breathing heavily.