Orientation

Kimberly stirred in her sleep and nearly cursed out as she felt a hand repeatedly slapping her cheeks.

Slowly opening her eyes, she discovered it was her sassy roommate standing over her bed poking her cheeks.

"Sorry, do you need anything from me?" Kimberly asked and she chuckled.

"What can I possibly need from you huh!" She snapped.

"Then why are you waking me up from sleep?" Kim snapped back.

This time, she laughed out loud.

"You know what? Pardon me for thinking you are dumb, now I know you are truly dumb, aren't you one of the new intakes? Have you forgotten that your orientation is today? Matter of fact, it's in the next 30 minutes and here you are, sleeping like a duck," she said.

"Oh shit!" Kim cursed rushing out of the bed and ran all the way to the bathroom almost missing her step.

She suddenly poked her head out of the bathroom door.

"Hey, Uhm, as much as I appreciate the kind gesture, it will be best if you slowed down with the name calling, I find it really offensive," she