None of them had been better than either of my previous dates. Arielle-pronounced Airy-Elle, not Ariel, which she had to remind me no less than fifteen times in twelve minutes-didn't make it past coffee. We'd met at a locally owned café after work on Wednesday. My day had been boring, but I would have welcomed the monotony back in a heartbeat to escape that girl's crazy. Within minutes, she had pulled two little pink, bear-shaped pills from her pocket and offered me a good time. I wasn't stupid enough to try ecstasy in my twenties, I sure as hell wasn't doing it in my late-thirties-I didn't care how desperate I was or how "great it made the sex." Airy-Elle wouldn't be making the friend zone, she was lucky I didn't have her committed. But no matter how hard I tried to close down the conversation, end the date, she wasn't having it. I managed to escape to the bathroom but couldn't bring myself to listen to Ronnie's "I told you so" if I called her to rescue me. Instead, I opted to push
The next day when I showed up at Beck's, I pulled in behind Collier's Porsche. He answered the door in nothing but a pair of shorts hung low on his hips. "What are you doing here?" he asked."I'm meeting Beck here at two." I glanced at my watch, realizing I was a couple minutes early."She's not here yet. Come on in. I was just watching TV.""Why do you park in the driveway?" My mind hopped from rabbit trail to rabbit trail if it wasn't occupied.He shrugged. "It's easier to get to there.""Aren't you worried about it getting damaged by the weather? Someone stealing it? Egging it?" I gave him an evil grin at that last suggestion."It's just a car, but if I find egg shells, I'll know who to question.""That car costs more than most people's houses." I followed him inside."Meaning what?""That you should care more about what happens to it.""Why? It's not like I'm going to get rid of it if it gets scratched or has a ding."I couldn't figure out his angle. "So wh
My dating debacles seemed to bring all the women in my life together. Somehow, through no fault of my own, Veronica, Trish, Beck, Stella, and Roxie had all formed an alliance against my sexuality. One would think lesbians would welcome other women into their tribe, encourage them to explore the nether lips, embrace the love of estrogen-not my friends. The more time I spent with them, the closer we all became, which was great, except they'd united in a plight to return me to the heterosexual dating pool. I felt cheated, unwanted. I threatened to call the LGBTQ Human Alliance about their discrimination, to which they all found great humor. As the weeks went by, I quit discussing my dating gaffes with any of them. There was no point-they just made fun of me. It hadn't mattered who I'd gone out with-and at this point, there had been a plethora of female companions-I couldn't get past the first kiss. The instant the foreplay got to be too much, I totally flaked out. I couldn't get past t
My heart shouldn't have sunk. My shoulders had no reason to slump. My stomach had no right to revolt. Jealousy was a twisted bitch, but I couldn't figure out why I was envious. I didn't want my friends to be single, and I had no interest in any of them romantically, but that green-eyed monster reared its head just the same, and I had to fight against it being visible to anyone else. "Nice to meet you. How'd you and Roxie meet?" I didn't wait for her to respond before lowering my dark glasses onto my nose to hide my emotions and settled onto my back in the sun. "Roller derby."Sucker punch to the gut. That was our thing. Not our thing, but our thing. I couldn't believe Roxie had gone without me. I tried to think back through the schedule but couldn't remember a single bout I'd missed since Roxie had taken me on our second date. Which meant, Roxie had met her with me there. It shouldn't matter. Roxie and I were friends-friends could pick up dates when they were out together-so it
"Goddammit, Beck. How many times do I have to tell you not to use my fucking credit cards for stupid shit?"I'd heard this argument before, and it hadn't gone well the last time. I didn't expect any better this time. "Oh, lighten up, West. It was just dinner. It was less than a hundred bucks." She waved him off in dismissal, which only served to rile him further."If it's only a hundred dollars, then why don't you get off your lazy ass and make the money you so freely spend and stop blowing mine? Wasn't that your deal with Stella? You were going to get a job and start acting like an adult. When does that adult part happen?"Beck's feelings were hurt, and she was embarrassed. Stella turned all shades of red, and the others didn't have a clue what to do as West, Brutus, whoever he currently was, stood there brooding. When his sister started to cry, he threw his hands in the air. Stella tended to her girlfriend, and the others hadn't moved. I was taking a chance by trying to soot
A week later, I got a text from Beck that Collier had offered her a job at West Enterprise. Her excitement came through loud and clear, as did her gratitude for calming her brother down and getting him to be reasonable. We hadn't talked about anything I'd said to him when I'd gone back outside. They didn't ask where I'd been or what I'd been doing, and I didn't offer. West had steered clear of the group while we were there, and I hadn't gotten any sobbing phone calls, so I'd assumed Beck had been allowed to live another day.It made my heart happy that he'd taken my suggestion...now I just hoped it didn't backfire. I told Beck she had to take it seriously and not make her brother regret the decision. But, I got the impression she was anxious to please him and show him she would rise to the challenge. It helped both of them in the long run: he got her stable and relinquished her financial need for him while giving her something to feel good about, and it would help her get back to her
Those two words jerked me out of my state of shock and brought me back to reality. "Absolutely."I was disappointed to find out we didn't actually get to drive the cars, rather ride at speeds in excess of one hundred and fifty miles an hour. But the moment I got suited up and the car took off, I had forgotten all about my disappointment and clung to the door, enjoying the ride. Gravity forced me back into the seat, and I'd never felt the exhilaration of true speed before now.West and I had gone separately, so I waited for him after I got out of the car and took off the protective equipment they'd forced on us after signing our lives away in release paperwork. He was all smiles when I finally hooked back up with him. "Have fun?" he asked with anticipation."Oh my God, yes! Thank you for bringing me.""Anytime. Feel like grabbing some lunch?"I hadn't realized how late it had gotten. My stomach growled at the mention of food."I'll take that as a yes," he said through a l
I didn't know why I had agreed to go. Something warned me off, pushed meeting Heather to the side for weeks. But when she got upset and blamed herself, I couldn't avoid it any longer. I should have just told her I wasn't feeling the whole panty prowling, but instead, I'd allowed her to guilt me into getting together. She wanted me to pick her up and to do the formal ring the bell thing. Heather expected to be wooed like a lady, which was fine for someone who wanted to woo, but I'd always been wooed and wasn't into wooing anyone else-male or female. I'd struggled from the word go with who was the male and who was the female in these relationships, but after tonight, it dawned on me-there wasn't supposed to be a male. That's what made it a lesbian couple, and since both of us had been in heterosexual relationships, we both maintained the expectation that the other should be the masculine figure while we maintained the female dynamic. It was doomed before I ever arrived at her doorstep