LOGIN"Last week. Got in a fight with a witch. She lost."
"Does that have anything to do with the full pod? I noticed that one of them seemed swollen. Normally, when the Mandragora feeds, it drops morsels of foods into those pods, but I've never seen one sealed shut before." Zel was frantically scribbling. "It wasn't a standard digestion either. One morning, I saw that the pod had been absorbed by the main plant, and the colors on the bud had changed."
"I think it transformed the witch." Mike reached into his pocket, pulling out the necklace. "The plant was wearing this."
"Of course, it makes sense. The Mandragora was struggling to survive and couldn't be bothered to develop a fully mature body for incubation. Therefore, rather than completely digest its food, it used the skeletal structure of its previous prey as a base to build off of." Her pencil was scribbling frantically. "Amazing. The plant is already capable of low-level human intelligence, which means, in some aspects, the part of the Mandragora that left is both human and plant!"
"Yeah, well..." Mike's stomach rumbled. "I need to get back home. I'm starving."
"Nonsense. I made plenty for both of us." Zel closed her journal, clapping her hands together. "Afterward, I can walk you home!"
"I'm not in much condition for walking," he informed her. "Last time this happened, it took me forever just to get back to the cliffs, and that was after a full night of sleep. I'm actually wondering if I can talk you into making the trip for me? I know someone who can pick me up."
"Oh, it really isn't any trouble, you'll see!" Zel stood, her blanket falling to one side. Mike's eyes widened at the powerful legs that emerged from beneath the fabric. Four long, muscular limbs with hooves on the end. Zel walked over to the fire, leaning over the pot to stir the soup with a stick, her horse tail flicking back and forth contently as she poured some into a bowl.
"I should have known," Mike muttered to himself. The centaur smiled, handing him a bowl of food to eat.
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The drive to the storage unit took over an hour. Staring at the fields on the edge of town, Beth couldn't fathom why Emily would insist on a storage unit so far away from civilization, especially when there were several good ones within fifteen minutes of her home.
"Fries," she said, and Lily, acting as her copilot, held up the small red fry cup like an offering to the gods. Beth grabbed a few, stuffing them in her mouth carefully to avoid smudging her lipstick. They had grabbed a bite to eat at the edge of town on Lily's insistence. Beth almost told her no, but suddenly realized how hungry she was. It was as if the intern was a mind reader.
"Are you sure you don't want any ketchup? Fry sauce? Anything?" Lily held up an open container.
"Rookie move. You don't want to drip sauce on your blouse. It makes you look unprofessional, and then people stare at your breasts all day, which can be distracting to everyone involved."
"I think I would rather pack an extra shirt than go without fry sauce." Lily stuck a pair of fries in the tub, pulling out a large glob of the pink stuff, sticking her tongue out to catch it before it fell. "I would pack an extra set of work clothes for some good fry sauce."
"You sound like you damn near worship the stuff," Beth said, grabbing a few more fries.
"It's a bit awkward to talk about, but my last boyfriend didn't let me eat what I wanted." Lily hooked another large blob of the stuff on a thicker fry, her tongue wrapping around the crisp potato skin before pulling it in her mouth. "It was a pretty bad relationship. He was a huge dick, very controlling."
"How long ago was this?" Beth asked.
"Long enough for me to be in a new relationship. Seriously, do you want any of this?" Lily held up an unopened fry sauce packet.
"Knock yourself out." Beth watched Lily hook her fingers in the current tin of fry sauce, licking her skin clean. There was something dirty about the way she did it, her tongue making slow, long licks along her digits. It was a terrible thought, but Beth briefly wondered how many dicks Lily had had in her mouth.
"A hundred and forty six," Lily said. Beth stared straight ahead, suddenly afraid that Lily could somehow read her mind. Several seconds passed in silence, and Lily pointed to the side of the road. "Exit one forty-six, you're about to miss it!"
"Oh." Beth swerved her car, jumping across two lanes, someone honking at her in protest. They came to the end of the long exit road, waiting at a red light to turn left. "Is the new relationship good then?"
"We're still in the beginner's stage. You know, figuring each other out. Seems like he might actually be a good guy, but I guess I'm a little afraid that I could be wrong. I would hate to get my hopes up only to get burned for it. Wow." Lily's eyes settled on the vast expanse of land before them. "Why would anybody want a storage unit in the middle of nowhere?"
"There's an agricultural town down the road a way. The storage place, I believe, is largely for them. No idea why Emily would get a place out here. She must have gotten a killer deal or something."
"Could be super valuable stuff maybe? Crimes of opportunity don't happen when you have to drive an hour to break the lock on a storage unit." Lily pulled out some papers. "From what I can tell, she paid for the most expensive unit. Climate controlled, anti-pest, you name it. What would you need all that storage for?"
"A comic book collection. I had a client years back who kept all his comics in a space like that. Kind of sad when he died, they quickly became money that his heirs fought over, not a single one of them gave a damn about the golden age of comics." Beth tapped her fingers on the steering wheel, ignoring the sound of Lily slurping fry sauce straight from the container. At what point did materialism become an unhealthy obsession? She remembered his face, but not his name, the comic collector. He hadn't visited his comics in over a decade, wanted to keep them in mint condition. But for what? She still remembered handing the check over to his children from the sale of the collection. Not a tear had been spared for their father, and they hadn't even bothered looking to see if there was something in his collection they would want.
"Well then, Mr. Radley." Beth flashed him a grin. "Should we go inside and see the rest of your house?""Our house now. And yes, we should. Hey Tink?" Mike looked down at the goblin, a huge smile on his face. "Go get your tools. I think we're going to need them." He cracked his knuckles, then wiggled his fingers in anticipation. It was time to see what else the house had in store for him.-The Uber driver pulled away from the curb, leaving Dana on the sidewalk by herself. She walked up the driveway for the first time since she had been killed here over a week ago. She had a Walmart bag in one hand and a suitcase in the other. The garage was still unlocked, and she walked inside to her apartment.Alex's bike sat on the floor, the fender scratched up from Dana's crash. Busted engine parts lay scattered everywhere. Kneeling down, Dana picked up a spark plug and sighed."This isn't how it was supposed to be." She tossed the plug on the floor, then lifted the bike until she could engage t
Neither of them moved. Mike pulled himself along the porch until he was face to face with the succubus, her eyes staring into the distance."That... was something I..." Lily was at a loss for words. Her tail and wings disappeared, but her horns remained, the tiny halo of fire above them shrinking away. "I haven't come like that in centuries. Definitely not in my real body.""Yeah." He didn't know what to say. In that moment, the sass and anger always just an inch below the surface seemed to be gone. For a split second, she seemed at peace, and he was afraid to break the spell. They quietly laid next to each other for several minutes, Lily's eyes slowly returning to normal and the fiery halo over her head vanished. The frost that had formed over the wooden planks melted into nothingness as the sun climbed higher into the sky."Listen." Lily faced him, but her eyes looked away, focused on the sky behind him. "I'm not going to be around much, but I am going to stop in every now and then.
"Gah!" Cecilia lifted her head away, a long trail of spit connecting them. "No fair!""Come here." Lily pushed Cecilia into the air, her body floating. Cecilia held onto Mike's shoulders while Lily fought with her skirt. "Ok, the clinging clothes thing is weird.""You have a bug tail..." Cecilia whispered so that only Mike could hear. It made him laugh."Just need you to concentrate long enough for me to do this. Now sit.""Yes please," Cecilia murmured, her hips floating onto Lily's lap. Mike could see that Lily had pulled her panties to one side and had slid a finger inside of the banshee."Focus on just my hands. Shit, this is going to be so hot." Lily placed her hands on Cecilia's hips, her fingers passing through her the first couple of times. "I can honestly say this is my first time trying this," she said once she had a grip, guiding Cecilia's hips through her own and onto Mike's dick. Mike let out a low moan when he felt the cold touch of Cecilia's labia spreading around him,
Mike felt it then, that surge of electrical energy. It migrated through his body, his arm hairs standing up on end as she charged him up. Somewhere, deep inside himself, he felt something resonate, magic of his own that wanted to sing along."Cecilia, I-" He was interrupted by the sounds of boots striking wood, Lily appearing before them in a puff of smoke. Lily flipped her hair over her shoulder, adjusting the tight white button-down she was wearing. She held a paper plate in one hand with a large piece of cake."Sorry to interrupt. Beth's farewell party just finished, so she will be here in a bit." Lily used her finger to remove a large chunk of frosting, then sucked it into her mouth. "I brought you some of her cake."Mike took the plate from her and laughed. Lily had licked the cake clean of any sugar. "How did you teleport here from there?""I can always teleport to my ho-" Lily froze, and she stuck her finger in her mouth, licking imaginary frosting off of it. "To the place wher
"Think so," Tink replied. At least, he thought that's what she said. It was hard to hear around the mouthful of waffles. He patted her on the head and sat down next to her. She was busy filling up his online shopping cart with decorative wood."Has anybody seen Dana?" Mike noticed that she wasn't at breakfast. Even though she didn't eat, she had been there every morning."She said she left you a note." Sofia pushed some sausages from her skillet onto his plate. "On the table by the front door.""Ok, thank you." He put some butter on his toast. "Hey, do we have any-"Sofia slid some scrambled eggs onto his plate."Thank you." He ate quietly, watching Tink scroll through six different websites to find what she needed. He cringed at the amount of syrup she was getting on his keyboard, but stayed quiet. He barely had time to use the laptop anymore, and he had passed on several of his clients to other web developers already. Mike's days of working a normal job were nearly over."Mmm!" Tink
"Why do I feel like you're punishing me for something I didn't do?" Mike pulled open the kitchen drawer and pushed aside the scissors and the keys. His fingers closed on the little jewelry box."What can I say? I have trust issues.""Obviously. Here. I bought this for you." He held out the jewelry box. Lily recoiled from him."What is it?""A rosary. I figured it's about time you found Jesus." He laughed at the look on her face. "It isn't a rosary. I saw it online and thought of you, so I bought it. Almost forgot I had it.""What do you want in return?""Nothing." Mike shrugged. "I mean, if you don't like it, I can take it back. Like I said, made me think of you."Lily took the box, a dubious look on her face. She opened it, her eyes growing wide. "Where did you get this?""Ebay. May I?" He pulled the necklace out of the box. It was a red agate stone set in silver with islamic lettering around the sides. "The red made me think of your hair. And your eyes. And your attitude, if I'm bei







