"Tit"
The System Interface beep.
'A hope!' He thought.
In the midst of the crisis, the heaven-sent a hope for him!
'The heavens did not pity me! This Time Machine, Oh God! It was a lifesaver! No! My real friend and Hero! I will cherish it. Forever!'
'I wouldn't mind taking this machine as a pet.' He thought.
Then...
~Host is hungry~ Please recharge~
"....."
"You!!!!"
His hope! He's fucking saviour is fucking his hope.
It killed his hope hopelessly!
~Time Machine is shutting down.~
Then the Time Machine disappeared like none of this world will find out!
Luis Park was left amazingly this time! Not that amazing but the Time Machine is making a shit this time!
"Fuck!" He yelled.
Luis Park wanted to beat this machine of him to death like shit!
"Argghhhhh!" He yelled like fuck!
Status: Angry / Scared
"What do I gonna do? What to dooo....dOoooooo!"
"....."
He kept mumbling.
Then someone moves in!
'This is it!'
'Fuck! This bat is coming! I hope it was a 3-4 inch bat long. I hope he's that small.'
'What creature would kill me this time? I hope it was a beauty! hehe!'
He smiled. But that crushed him to death!
"Kekekekeke...." The bat laughed like a bat.
His mind freaked out after seeing the bat glowed its eyes.
"....."
"o.O!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
They yelled so loud!
1 moment later...
"Huff...Huff..."
"Did I yell that loud? Or it is just my fucking imagination?" Luis Park muttered.
"Whew~ I thought it was a fucking monster! It was just a ghost!" Butt muttered.
Both of them was literally unbelieving!
Butt can't believe what he just saw!
Then Luis Park looked at the place where he saw the glowing eyes.
"A bat?"
"An animal?"
Both called.
"It's just a bat hahaha... This bat-like scared me to death." He laughed out loud!
'Thanks to my Time Machine I figure this out before it was coming.' He paused. 'But... what is that battle power meant? Maybe the Time Machine itself is just joking......whatever! If that bat fought I will beat him to death!' Luis Park thought proudly after knowing it was just a bat.
Yet it is not a bat only!
It's Butt!
The Animal God!
That bat glows its eyes in the dark! His body can't be seen that much!
"Oh?" The bat spoke.
"Eh?"
Luis Park mind was in turmoil! He can't process this out! The bat looking animal talked!
He fainted.
Status: "...."
20 seconds later...
He woke up.
"Ugh? Did I dream that much? Damn, that scared me to death but it felt so real!"
"Oh?" The bat talked again!
"Ah-" Luis Park wanted to yell.
Yet that bat pressured him to.
'This is a fucking world! It was a fucking unexplainable! Damn science! I thought I learned too much during my college! But this made me like an idiot! How can I believe that we came from the relatives of apes? Yet this world is telling me to fuck! This is true! They aren't like fucking apes! Those Orangutans are handsome like me! And this Bat talkback! Ahh! I Can't believe this out! Is my life that cursed that I fucking know how to understand bats?'
"Ah!"
Then a misunderstanding realization dawned upon him.
'Did my Time Machine translated this out?'
'Or did I really have power like Spitting acids?'
"Ah! That's it!"
Luis Park would not believe that an animal would talk this way!
So he fucking believed his gut!
"Oh... just I thought!" Luis Park muttered.
Luis Park looked at the bat without a hint of a scare. He wanted to test this gut!
"Please say I'm the most Ugliest Creature on Earth!" Luis Park called.
"Are you joking? Do you want to do die!?" The bat talked.
"...."
"It's true! Haha!"
Luis Park was this amazed!
'Yes! Just what I thought!'
'My time machine translated this out!
"I'm a God! I can understand animals! I can talk to animals!" He yelled in front of this bat-like animal.
'Shameless! What animal? You are the animal here! I'm a God' Butt thought.
Butt wanted to tell this out but he doesn't want this animal to faint again! He wants to kill this animal alive! So he remained patiently.
He doesn't mind killing this idiot later...
'This freak I hope you will have a good life in the afterlife.' He thought.
'Then where is Shit God? How come this idiot is Infront of me now?'
"Maybe!"
Butt wanted to prove something but he doesn't want to.
"Maybe Shit God did not kill this idiot?"
A misunderstanding! This Butt is also an idiot!
"Where is Shit God?" Butt God asked the shameless animal.
Luis Park is confident this time. His gut was correct!
He wouldn't mind talking to Animal anyway. The Orangutans convinced his body and mind after he time-travelled to this world.
'This world is different! And it was in the past!'
'So this proves out why?' Luis Park thought.
"What God are you talking about?" Luis Park replied.
'He seemed to lost his memory!' Butt thought.
'So that's why! Shit God is this even amazing! Even an animal would lose his memory. That proves my Shit God is still amazing! My world, My life is going to change this time.' Butt thought.
Another damn misunderstanding!
Note:
To them, a human is an animal! Animals in this world are called Gods, not Animals. So how come he would know the term Earth? If this is the past? But in this past, the Animal is the term for humans.
"It's just nothing. Nevermind." Butt replied.
Then he moved out of the darkness.
Then the bat showed it's true to size and shape!
"This...
'Luis Park was taken aback!
This bat looks like a big Bat. A human-like but this big!
"70 Inches!" Luis Park muttered this loudly!
"The wings... It was so wide!" Luis Park was shocked and amazed!
Luis Park can't think of something! If he spread the wings and this wide.
What amazement and happiness would it be?
He wants to test this out. But seeing the data, he doesn't want to! Because this bat has a Battle power of 9!
'What would that be?' He thought.
But he can't think of something!
'Maybe something? Like fighting just like in the games?' He thought.
Just like in the data shown. A full-grown Macrobat!
"Haha! You're flattering me." Butt is happy when he "the idiot" was this amazed!
"Since your this kind and thoughtful. I wouldn't mind showing off to you."
The bat flapped his wing!
'So wide!'
'Browny black red and this wide!'
Of course, this time Luis Park felt unhappy! He badly wanted to escape this cave so far!
"Of course, you are!" Luis Park can't just say no.
He is scared to death that he blunted a compliment!
Then he got his thought back.
'I thought he would eat me!' Luis Park thought.
'Maybe???'
"Ah!!"
A sudden misunderstanding dawned upon him again!
'He's just an animal and a bat! He doesn't feel something like killing or so! I wouldn't mind talking to this one.' Luis Park thought.
'And he seems like a good one!' He added.
"Then I'm happy to see ya!" He wanted to be associated with this animal and wanted to see what kind of tricks this animal would do!
'Maybe I can use this Bat? Haha!' Now, his mind was filled with thoughts. Dark Black thoughts!
Then unbeknownst to each other, actually, they have the same thoughts!
'Maybe I can use this animal? Haha! Shit God would even praise me! I have to take care of this animal then. Maybe Shit God went to find something? Shit God is unpredictable!' Butt thought.
"Follow me..."
"Uhmm... Is it okay?"
"Yes."
'Haha! Oh God! I received the messenger you brought here! I don't know what's going on but... Thank you! Haha... I expected too much and this you gave me. Oh, God! After the food you sent and this time a Servant! Oh, Mama Mia.'
He shamelessly thought.
His mind filled with thoughts.
'What would be next? Is it beauties or....?' He thought as he can't think of something!
Status: Blessed
'Is there a beauty at the end of the rainbow? Or is there something bigger than that?! Haha! God has a grand plan for me. This is what my father told me. After I suffered! I will succeed! Haha! I don't want to suffer anymore! No NOODLES ANYMORE! THERE IS A BEAUTY AT THE END OF THE RAINBOWS! ' He thought.
'A myth is this correct! But damn science is False! I believe in my Elementary school teacher now!'
'Father! Mother if you see me this time! You'll be happy that your son is a Tycoon now! Thank you! And also to this Time Machine, thank you. Without you, I would even suffer. And this time is No More! I can live in this fucking world WITHOUT worrying!'
What a thought.
Then... as if his thought was heard by!
"Wow!"
To be continued...
Satou, D.
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Volume II: Chapter 17: ParentsHe and the rest entered his mansion. "Wow!" It looks better than the first mansion they saw. "If the other one is ethereal then this one is godlike." Lan Sung complimented."Everyone, follow me." Luis Park said. Then he made a bow to the front of his home. "Eh?" Everyone felt confused. "Just bow!" He called. Without hesitation, they bowed altogether. Then a moment later, they saw what he means when they raised their heads up."A statue?" They called. "Yes. It was my parents. My mother and my father." "I miss them." He added. "We're sorry." They called. It was their mistake to not discover it first. The statue whom they bowed was Harry and Inova. His parents."I greet you my late, mom," Min-ah said."No. She's not yet dead." Luis Park corrected it."I'm... Sorry." Min ah replied."Luis?" Min-Jae called.
Volume II: Chapter 16: The Immortal MansionAnd so they run! What fun they have!Nana, Min-Jae, and Min-ah walk slowly. However, Lan Sung ran while jumping. When they reached the door they stopped. "Now, behold his Immortal Mansion! Haha!" He said. That however he was passed by his friends. "Eh? Wait for me!"And they opened the door!"Wow!" A super-duper amazing enchanted and majestic hall stopped them. "What a beautiful place!" Lan Sung called in shock. With that, he stepped forward. Yet, *shu! Shu!* An arrow flashed. "What the heck is that master?!" Lan Sung made a step backward."That! Hahaha! That was his trap! That is what we called the best way to stop a thief! Got it?" "Eh?... Wait!" He called but they never listened to him. Nana used the driver as the meat shield. "It worked!" Nana called in joy."How genius is you girl!" Luis Park became bored. "Yes, he got a fac
Volume II: Chapter 15: He's fucking rich man!Then Luis Park, Lan Sung, and the rest fled away. "Haha!" Lan Sung squinted his eyes while looking at the building. 'My brother is fucking rich!' He thought. He can't believe he chooses the right master. Of course, his card he kept in in his brief! 'Hehe!' He smiled as if the world is his.However, Luis Park did not like money or so. 'This is past. I will forget everything. I won't remember them again or see them again.' He thought. He just looked at the girls. "Suzy." He said. That, however, two Suzy looked at him."Yes?" They both called him. "You!" Both of the girls stared at each other. "Stop it, girls!" He said. "Hmph!" Both of them shifted. "Eh..." He can't say so. 'This...' He didn't know who among them is Suzy. He knows it was Min-Jae. However, this Min-ah was her also."Master?" Lan Sung called. "Yes, my disciple?" He asked Lan Sung. "Is this yours? He
Volume II: Chapter 14: Yameteeee!Lan Sung can only pray. "I love you brother." He told to himself. Then jumped in joy. He can't still accept that he owned the card of the best brand! "I live for you! Haneng! Top no. 1 brand in the whole universe!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted.On the ground, the students heard. They look atop and saw this crazy bastard. "Crazy!!!" They called. However, he doesn't care he kept shouting and shouting until his throat sores. "Haha haha haha!" He turned crazy. The effects of having that card will surely make you crazy. "Fucking life! Fuck this earth! I am a billionaire now!" He told to himself.Then he runs downwards. He can't wait to use the card which Luis Park gave him. Upon his way, he saw his God! "Master!!!" He shouted. "Master?" The students who see him called looked. And so, Luis Park heard him. He looked back and saw him running."Eh??!" Dodge! He dodges Lan Sung wit
Volume II: Chapter 13: Lan Sung"You—" The girls didn't know what to say. "How rich are you?" Nana asked. "I'm not rich" He denied. "You are rich! How come you bought this fast! Are you a diamond user of Haneng 5 star hotel?!!" Nana shouted. "No... I don't have but—" "You are lying to us!" Nana shouted before he said. 'This!!' He didn't know what to say.That however stopped by Min-ah. "I'll eat this before you finish your lovely talk," Min-ah said and grab the box. "You—" Nana hissed. "That is ours!" Nana shouted. "Yours? Nah... This is my husband's meal. How can it be you? And you..." Min-ah said then looked at her twin. "Min-ah!" Min-Jae looked at her fiercely."Stop it you three. I'm hungry!" He yelled. That, however, called all the students in the canteen. "Shut— up—" The students who saw the boy shouted lowly before they gazed. "Handsome..." They uttered for he was a very handsome youth!
Volume II: Girls be like"Stop!" Luis Park halted her lips. *Chuckles* Min-ah smiled. Then she arranged her seat. 'How can they know something like this! So mature!' He thought. Then he arranged himself too. However, there was something on his lap. He looked slowly. "Eh..." He doesn't know what to say. "What are you doing!" He shouted as far as she can hear."Your rich and handsome. I don't want to live uneasily. I want a better life. And I saw you can be my husband someday." Min-ah explained. "How can you say that? I am poor and have nothing." He said to her. "No, why did you gave those pen then?" She asked. "It's free. So that's why." He explained. "Hmm...I see. You want to be the mouse and be the strongest dragon then. I think?" She said."Nah, keep dreaming." He said. However, she smiled again. "Don't worry. I'll wait." She said. "Okay." He replied. Then another teacher came in. "Hel