Dresses and Denim Overalls

I hummed along to the tune of the random generic pop music that played in the background as I absentmindedly ran my fingers across the various fabrics and patterns. Nothing in this store was calling to me and we've been in here for around ten minutes already, far too long in my book. Just then, a shiny sequinned fabric glistened, it shot a beam of light off the colourful shiny disc-shaped bead straight at me. I took it off the rack for closer inspection, it was a bomber jacket. I turned around to show it off to Kevin who was on the other side of the rack. He looked up at my grinning face and the monstrosity that I held in my hands before bursting into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

''This looks like something a first grader would wear or maybe a disco ball cosplayer,'' I commented between giggles.

''Check this out,'' he said before he held up a pair of galaxy tights.

''I didn't even know those were still in production,'' I laughed, my stomach beginning to