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Preparing the Zoo for Christmas
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After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!] George the Gorilla: [Relax. There’ll be many visitors during Christmas. We’ll have more eyeballs than we can eat! Also, I’m calling dibs on her thigh.] Thor the Tiger: [Nobody’s taking her head, right? That’s mine.] Tucker the Elephant: [I’m a vegetarian, but I can crush her bones to dust.]
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I didn’t have enough seniority to become the actual director yet, but honestly, it didn’t matter much. The animals seemed just as excited as I was.[Miss Fruit’s the new warden. Wow!][Does this mean we won’t go hungry anymore? Miss Fruit, you’re our hero!][Will Miss Fruit bathe us? Her hands are so soft.]I smiled to myself and drove the tram on my rounds, checking the whole zoo.“Hey, egrets, do not poop in the swan pond!” I called into the open air. “Polar bear, stop staring at the penguins next door. Don’t even think about it. Kingsley the Monkey, don’t shake your butt at me. It’s not my thing, and no, that thing we talked about? Not happening.” My voice echoed across the grounds while Pedro the Parrot perched on my shoulder, relaying my commands into the group chat.Passing the tiger enclosure, I would sometimes feel a pang when I looked at the empty space. I would wonder how Thor the Tiger was doing out in the wild.The chat pinged, signaling a new member had joined the
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However, I couldn’t see anything.My lips trembled and I shouted, “Tell Thor the Tiger not to resist! Humans will only sedate him with a tranquilizer!”The animals looked at me blankly. They didn’t understand a word. I thumped Tucker the Elephant’s ear and tried again. “Can you understand? Tell the tiger not to fight!”Tucker the Elephant didn’t truly understand my words, but he seemed to get the idea as he told the group chat.[I know what Miss Fruit wants. She thinks Thor shouldn’t fight, and maybe there’ll still be a chance.]Other animals chimed in. [Yeah, Thor the Tiger, don’t fight!] [Thor the Tiger, be good. Don’t make trouble!] They all urged Thor the Tiger to stand down.The tiger must have seen it, because everyone was talking to him. Yet, there was no response.Then, from the east ridge, a roar split the air loud enough to make the whole forest tremble. It was Thor the Tiger’s battle cry. He was reclaiming his dignity and preparing to fight for himself. I br
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Tucker the Elephant: [Po, can you take Miss Fruit back to the elephant enclosure?]Po the Panda: [I’m on it!]The panda, Po, stopped chewing bamboo. She lifted her tiny paw and gestured toward Zane, who stood frozen in shock.Before he could react, Po the Panda smacked him hard across the face. He hit the ground, dazed and dizzy, as she grabbed the laptop from his hands and shoved it into my arms. Zane was left sprawled on the floor, unable to even get up.Then, Po the Panda crouched down and arched her back, motioning for me to climb on.I was dumbstruck. Me? Ride a panda? That sounded insane. However, I didn’t have a choice as the pain in my legs was unbearable. Hence, I climbed on.As soon as I was seated, Po the Panda twisted her neck and started running toward the elephant enclosure. However, after a few steps, she suddenly stopped and looked back.I followed her gaze and saw that a dark shadow had appeared in the bamboo grove. It moved slowly down the path, heavy breathing
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As he was watching me, he roared, as if he was speaking.A trembling Pedro the Parrot circled above and translated, “Miss Fruit… Thor the Tiger says you’re annoying. You don’t understand anything, but you want to be a savior. You’re too green.”“I’m not trying to be a savior. I’m trying to save you. Don’t kill anyone. If you do, you’ll be killed too!” I shouted, eyes shut.Pedro the Parrot translated for me, but because my speech was long, he posted the whole thing in the group chat.Thor the Tiger kept roaring, so Pedro the Parrot continued to translate, “Thor the Tiger is laughing. He says he wants to kill. That way, more people will pay attention to the zoo, and the zoo will finally improve.”I froze for a moment and opened my eyes to Thor the Tiger looking at me. So that was the plan—to use blood to attract attention.Of course. If a tiger in a zoo killed a person, how could it not cause a scandal? The whole country would notice. The zoo would be exposed, and every dirty secr
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