LOGIN"Just get your bags out first. Our garage elevator is tiny and we're going to be forever shuttling bags."
I resented that he was helping me. Resented that I was flustered enough to have been accepting said help. And I resented having a disheveled look about me at all of this happening. Flinn got out, tossed all six of my suitcases and duffel bags onto the sidewalk, and stopped a burly A****n delivery guy and got him to shift the lane so he could push my car into the building's parking lot. They both pushed the trunk, rolling it into the garage underneath. I put Gravity onto a suitcase, her legs hooked over the handle, and dropped her iPad, covered in a butterfly-shaped sleeve, into her hands. I put her kitty-ear headphones on her ears. Her face lit up as she saw Caitie's Classroom. Then I went and fetched my broken phone from the pavement. With a mix of mortification and humiliation, I watched Flinn and the delivery guy work. When the car was wedged into the garage, Flinn once more came out from behind the lobby. He looked even more together than before, one silky hank of sandy hair dislodged from his man bun and drifting above his eye. His cheekbones were covered in pink marring. I almost felt guilty as he approached us. I began to open my mouth to tell him thank you. "Why is the child holding a penis?" He flicked his eyes to Gravity, who hugged Mr. Mushroom on the suitcase while she fixed her eyes intently on her show. The child. He spoke of her as if she were a fixable problem. "It's not a penis. It's Mr. Mushroom," I corrected loftily. He gave me a flat look punctuated with a half-moon smirk that threatened to light my panties aflame. Despite my aversion to him now, I'd always had a thing for Flinn Coltridge. A happy-to-get-on-all-fours-for-you-at-a-moment's-notice kind of thing. Which obviously didn't help matters. "It's a long story, okay?" I picked up my daughter again, cradling her head in the crook of my neck. "Thanks for the help, though. You can resume being New York's favorite fuckboy." I mouthed the last word under my breath so Grav wouldn't hear it, shooing him away with my hand. "Am I shaming you for being a sex worker?" He raised a thick eyebrow, one color deeper than his hair. "No. I'm shaming you for being a douchebag." "Why? History says it's your go-to taste in men." He brusquely laughed. 1–10 to the home team. My ex, Tucker, was certainly a walking, talking condom advert. "You know, Flinn." I rested my hip on an enormous suitcase, drawing on all the acting skills in the world to be calm and untroubled. "There aren't quite enough synonyms in the English language to say how much I hate you." This was not opposite of my wanting him. I wanted three Valiums and all of a mango key lime cheesecake too and still remembered they could kill me. "Flattered." He put a hand on his chest, bowing low theatrically. "I believe there isn't a word for what I feel for you, but it's somewhere between disdain and utter boredom." "Indifferent," I filled in generously. He snapped his fingers and pointed at me. "See? And everyone thinks you're just a pretty face. Klaus Casablanca, a walking dictionary, ladies and gents." "All I took away from this is that you think I'm very pretty, and while I agree with you, you stand no chance. I'm done with dating losers." "That's a bit of a dilemma, sweetheart." "Why?" "I seriously doubt anyone other than a loser would have you.". Just as I was going to punch my brother's best friend on my first hour in Manhattan, we were blocked by a literal cowboy. He was approaching, accompanied by another suited guy, waving at us. "Howdy, Coltridge." The man was as misplaced in New York as a Disney princess at a BDSM club, his Western hat and fancy shirt, cowboy boots, and worn denim. He gulped at the sight of us-the suitcases, Gravity, me, and Flinn-and his wide-set mouth broke into a beaming smile. He looked to be about early sixties and in fine fettle. A thick gold ring sparkled on his wedding finger. "Cole," Flinn replied with a careless grin, but I saw him clear his throat. "You're early." "The early bird catches the worm." The man winked, holding back a few feet from us and rubbing his longhorn buckle. "Well, ain't that something? Flinn Coltridge, I had no idea you were a taken man. With a kid, no less. That surely gives you brownie points in my book." What? I opened my mouth to tell him that he would not be able to find any lost love between Flinn and me, even if he used a microscope, when I heard the latter laugh in good spirits. "Never judge a book by its cover, Bruce." To my horror, his arm wrapped around my shoulder too. I was a statue, my eyes consuming my whole face. What in the world was going on here? "And who do we have here?" Bruce fawned over Gravity, who dangled her feet off the suitcase, clutching Mr. Mushroom. At least she was holding the stuffie so tightly that it couldn't be seen. "That's Gravity." Flinn brushed aside the way I pushed his touch away, easily removing his arm from my shoulder and lifting my daughter up, cradling her in his chest. He smiled down at her. Gravity's eyes stayed obliviously glued to the screen. "A.k.a. the light of my life." "You're living in the Dark Ages then, I guess," I growled under my breath, folding my arms over my chest. Flinn glared at me. "Bruce Marshall." The man held out his hand with a friendly smile. "Pleased to meet you, ma'am. And you are?" "Not a ma'am." I struggled free and shook his hand in mine. "And nor Mrs. Coltridge, thank God." Bruce Marshall's smile disappeared, and Flinn inserted himself between us, barking a laugh. "She means not yet," he clarified. "But as you can see, we can't wait to marry." Bruce's gaze dropped to my ringless fingers. "I ain't seeing no ring." What was Flinn doing? More to the point, why was he doing it? Flinn gave him a casual whack on the back. "Don't spoil all my surprises, Brucey boy. She wanted something else than I gave her. She's a hard woman to please." "No," I drawled. "You just suck in bed." Bruce's eyes ping-ponged between me and my daughter. I caught his judgment then. Even though I knew there was nothing wrong with having a child out of marriage-especially since I was the one who was dumped-I still felt exposed and naked. "Gravity's not mine," Flinn moved swiftly to explain, pulling her away from me. "Though she feels like mine in every way that matters." What a mountain of hooey. Flinn disapproved of children and, as a consequence, always stood on the opposite side of the room when Gravity and Rosemary were around. Even Gravity gave him a "do I know you, sir?" glare. Bruce moved to give his friendly, approving smile to Flinn, nodding slowly. "Didn't figure you'd be the kind of man who'd offer to do extra work if he doesn't have to.". "Very well, there is much that you still have no idea about me and my nature," Flinn said in an enigmatic manner. Asshole not only dumped on me, but was also making sure he rode back and forth several times, which left skid marks on my body. Why was he rolling around with his teeth?### EpilogueThe sun was setting in the west, illuminating the long stretches of our farm with a golden warm glow. I sat on the porch, holding Grav's hand as she twirled around in circles, playing among the chickens. Her laughter was music to my ears, a sound that never failed to make me smile.Flinn appeared behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. His chin rested on my shoulder, and I leaned into him, the warmth of his body wrapping around me."Can't believe we're here," I commented, mesmerized by the beauty around us."Me neither," he whispered. "But it's where we need to be."We’d come a long way since that chaotic wedding day. After the ceremony, we’d taken a month-long honeymoon, traveling through Europe and exploring every corner of the continent. It had been the perfect way to start our new life together.When we returned, we'd moved into the farmhouse Flinn had bought for us. It was everything I'd ever dreamed of—a home where we could start our family, surrounded by the
"I got you a little wedding gift." He kissed her forehead. "Close your eyes.""Okay!""No peeking," he warned.She closed her eyes tightly, and Flinn removed his hand from his back, and there, in perfect replica form, was Mr. Mushroom.He came back with the dick. I couldn't help it. I rolled on the floor laughing."Oh no, not again," my mother grumbled."Again," Flinn promised her. "Open your eyes, sweetie."When Gravity saw her new stuffie, she lost all sense. Rushed down and clutched it to her chest, racing around in circles in her cowboy boots. As Mama, I wasn't too pleased that my daughter would be returning to grabbing on to a puffy pink penis, but I wasn't quite in a position to judge. Flinn's penis had saved me.Mama, Timothy, and Grav went out of the room afterward, giving us time to have a conversation-not before my mother threatened she'd be standing at the door listening for any shenanigans.Flinn smiled, bringing my hands to his lips."Hi," he said."Hello.""I hope I didn
"I did not think you'd take some time out and we wouldn't spend it fucking," Klaus pouted.At least I'd been able to get her to stop crying about Gravity."Can't we at least do a quickie in the bathroom of this restaurant?""Not if you don't want your brother and me to kill each other," I growled."Hmm?""Not a thing." I wrapped Klaus's hand across the middle console and pressed her knuckles to my lips and kissed them lightly. "Behave, Cosmos.""Make me," she teased, grinning.I made a stop for a pit at our apartment and left everyone to wait on us, and I did.KLAUSThe wedding day….Flinn Coltridge posted a photo.Dylan_loves_Rhyland4ever commented: Gorgeous suit xoFlinn Coltridge commented: It's chewableDylan_loves_Rhyland4ever commented: One day our child is going to see all this and need intense therapy. Flinn commented: Nah. We’re raising the standard for her. That’s our moral duty. Can’t wait to marry you, Cosmos.Dylan_loves_Rhyland4ever commented: Can’t wait to marry you, h
"Hey, I'm not finished. Then I'm going to fulfill every single one of your fantasies.""Even the Chris Hemsworth one?" she flirted."Fine. Ninety-nine-point-nine-nine percent of your fantasies."She laughed. "Thank you.""For what, baby?" I stood up."For making me strong. For teaching me how to chase my dreams again. With you, I think I can be a doctor for real. I want the big wedding I dreamed of as a kid. The poufy, dessert-like wedding dress that is now old-fashioned but that I married my Barbie in. The ring you chose for me, which was beautiful. The violins.""Violins, we're having?" I grinned."We're having violins," she confirmed."Did Barbie and Ken tie the knot, baby?""Yes." She planted a kiss on me, clinging. "But Pete's G.I. Joe was her side piece."I snorted into our kiss, lifting her off the ground. She threaded her legs around mine."And so with Spider-Man, Batman, Korg, Valkyrie, and the green PJ Masks dude," she muttered into our kiss."Christ, Klaus."."Hi, Ken emoti
The only one she appeared to abhor.I grabbed my keys and sped away. I shook my head for the entire drive to the mall on the corner. It was ten in the goddamn morning. I had no idea what day it was. Or year, either. I took off running somewhere along the route, eager to get to her. I pushed two delivery boys on bicycles off their feet and nearly seriously injured an elderly woman. The mall was only two blocks from our complex, and I was sweating like Jeffrey Dahmer in a zombie movie when I got there. I rushed through sliding automatic doors to discover the mall was huge and she hadn't informed me precisely where she'd be.She didn't have to.She was literally standing in front of me.Klaus.The typical mall fountain was behind her.People were shoving around her strollers, walking past with their coffee and business wear, taking business calls, stressing over menus at eateries, and there she was. The woman of my dreams.The woman who will be my reality.The dogs sat on either side of
"Really.""But I just got back.""You'll be okay.""Gravity is asleep.""Let her stay here."It was not that I was too lazy to return to New York. It was that I needed to talk to him immediately. To beg my ass off."I love you, Mama.""Ti amo più, cara."FLINN"You're shitting me," I groaned."Flinn!" Zeta, Klaus's mother, reprimanded me from her front door, holding a kitchen towel menacingly towards me. "Conduct yourself better with your language. I informed you that she is not here, and that is all.""Where is she, then?" I asked snappishly.It was two in the goddamn morning, and I was on no food, no sleep, and no fucks. I had to get to Klaus. And because I didn't just so happen to have a private plane available at my beck and call, I'd driven here in the McLaren, hijacking every traffic law in existence along the way."Afterward, she went to New York and begged you to let her return." Zeta cinched her robe closer around herself."I'm not leaving until she—Wait, what?""She knew imm







