See You Behind Bars

We were sitting at the dining table. My husband, Martin Short, was looking at me in sorrow as he said, "I'm really sorry, Louise. I've been hiding something from you throughout our marriage. But now, I can no longer bear the weight of my conscience."My heart skipped a beat as I hastily looked around, only to confirm that I had indeed been reborn. I had gone back in time to the day Martin pretended to be a wanted fugitive!As I looked at the insincere act he was putting on now, I felt nauseated.Martin continued to bury his head and sob."To be honest with you, Louise, I'm a wanted fugitive. When I was still an 18-year-old teenager, I robbed someone for money, and the man died. He had a wife and a child. I have no idea how they survived without him. I feel the need to pay for my actions now."Sniffling through his tears, he grabbed my hand and continued, "As my wife, you'll support me, right?"My son, Daniel Short, and my mother-in-law, Patricia Oswald, were both seated at the di

"Louise, how can you trick the police with fake evidence?" Patricia berated me in faux righteousness before turning to the police officer with a sycophantic smile. "I'm so sorry, young man. This is my daughter-in-law, and she's not right in the head. I'll take her away right this instant."She started yanking me toward the door, but the police officer eyed her sternly and commanded, "Hold it right there! Deliberate destruction of evidence is an obstruction of justice and against the law! "Do you not know that? I've already checked the evidence, and everything is in order. We'll open the investigation into this matter right away. All of you will have to cooperate with the police!"The police officer tapped away on his phone before leaving with his notebook.After realizing that she had failed to stop me in time, Patricia nearly fainted.Three hours later, the sound of the police siren wailed outside of Whitney's house. Even as the police officers escorted Martin into a police car, he w

Even though Martin was now in police custody, he had already arranged everything in advance.The men surrounding me looked fearsome. They were even brandishing weapons. One of them tossed me an IOU agreement and declared, "If you owe a debt, it's only right to pay it back! This is what your husband borrowed from me with your house as collateral! Since he's going to prison, you should pay it back on his behalf!"He proceeded to eye me fiercely, but I was unperturbed. "If you think you can get the money by killing me out here on the street, you can go ahead and give it a shot."I'd already died once before. Death didn't scare me!Plus, I had just received an official commendation from the police force. There was no reason for these people to actually take my life. Still, the man was stupefied by my fearlessness. He stretched his fingers and glanced behind him. Immediately, his lackeys started flexing their muscles and questioning me. "What do you mean by that? Are you expecting us