"And here we have the phallus,"
"Christ, that looks like a giant dick!" Chris exclaimed, staring at the art on the wall. His wife, Ally, giggled and shoved him in the belly, blushing furiously as many people on the tour turned to glare at them.
"Sorry," Ally mumbled. "He acts like a six-year-old at times. "
The museum guide gave a scoff and began describing the painting of the 'giant dick' in question.
"God, Chris, that was embarrassing," Ally whispered, dragging a hand down her face. "This is why I never bring you anywhere,"
Her husband chuckled, grabbing at her waist. "Oh admit it, this would be boring shit without me here. And who paints a dick anyway and hangs it in a museum?"
"It's symbolic," Ally argued and they both laughed. Standing behind her, Chris dropped his lips to her ea
"What seems to be the problem?"Penny Dickens pouted at the headmaster, feeling irritated that she had been sent to his office. Her father had sent her off to this school because she was what he called 'a rebel' and deserved to be disciplined. At first, she thought the school was a military school, but she hadn't seen any soldiers or received any punishment since she arrived last week. Well, that was until she glued her math teacher to his seat.The Headmaster's secretary sighed. "She glued Mr Gary to his seat, sir."The Headmaster's eyes gleamed. A troublemaker. He hadn't had one of those in a while. A charming troublemaker at that. "What do you have to say for yourself, Penny Dickens?" He asked, rising to his feet and walking around the desk so that he could stand before her.
"Oh god," Aidan groaned as his cock jerked, spurting his cum deep in her cunt. He pulled away, dragging a hand down his face. He should have thought about using protection, at least before launching in her cunt like a madman.He wasn't sure what to say now. They hadn't said anything to each other before, and now he was at a loss. He was still on his knees when Susan rose to her feet, pussy dripping with his cum. She barely spared him a glance and continued cleaning."Uhm, that was... I ..." Aidan trailed off when she continued ignoring him. He frowned, confused. Had he done something wrong? Should he have said something? What should he do?"Susan?" He called timidly, but she kept on cleaning. His eyes followed the trail of his cum down her legs, and he flushed. Had she not liked it? Did she not enjoy it? He was sure he had heard her moan somewhere in between fucking her.&
"This is Susan," Aidan's mom announced while he played his video games. He gave Susan a weird look before returning to play Call of Duty."Be polite, Aidan. She's the new housekeeper," His mother chastened.Aidan couldn't give a shit. He had this one summer break before he resumed at college and was determined to level up as quickly as possible. He wouldn't have time to play games in college, he would be too busy partying and getting drunk.His mother sighed when her son refused to look up from the screen and turned to brief Susan about cleaning the house."Aidan can be a bit messy, so I apologise,"Susan smiled and shook her head. "It's no problem. That's why you need a housekeeper. I've dealt with worse."Susan was an expert in cleaning men's rooms. It was hard work, but she also knew
"Next patient, please,"Marilyn loved her job. She was a doctor and an expert in Men's health. She specialised in men's health for two reasons. One was to throw a slap in the face of men who thought they understood women and got to yap about it on social media. Two, she probably loved dicks a little too much.She was a bombshell of a doctor, with nice high breasts and an ass that one of her exes said he could die for. He almost did when she made him eat her ass. She giggled at the memory and cleared her throat when her next patient entered. She glanced down at his file.Harry Montigo. A forty-year-old man. He looked quite suitable for his age if she had anything to say about it."Hello, Mr. Montigo; how are you doing today?""Not good," Harry grumbled. "I wouldn't be here if my wife didn't insist anyway."
"Oh shit!" Adam cursed, nodding his head. "That's the stuff. Squeeze my cock again. Damn, you've been learning all that from watching Les and me?"Karina flushed, ashamed. "You know I watch you?""Oh, we know," He chuckled, covering her hand with his and increasing the pace of her stroking him. "Go faster. We don't want your blockhead of a husband walking in on us, do we?"Karina's eyes widened, and she glanced over her shoulder. She sighed in relief when she didn't see Jim. Leaning further over her window made her ass hang up in the air in her kitchen. She felt so naughty, and her entire body buzzed. Her pussy heated up, dampening her panties while she jerked Adam off. He hissed, reaching out to swipe her hair out of her face. "Don't stop," He groaned. "You have gorgeous hair. Can you lean your head lower? I want to feel your hair on my cock."
"Oh look, Jim," Karina mumbled, sipping from her coffee. "The neighbours are fucking again."Since Karina and her husband moved to their new neighbourhood, they had enough of their neighbours. Leslie and Adam, who lived in the next building, were sex freaks; at least, that was what Karina and Jim concluded.They were always seen kissing and smooching on the veranda, in public, directly in front of Jim and Karina's kitchen window. It irritated the couple to no end.Karina took another slow sip of her coffee, watching as Adam lifted Leslie against the wall. His back was turned to her, and he slowly ground his hips against his wife's. Too curious and feeling mildly turned on by the scene, Karina opened the kitchen window just a little so she could hear Leslie's moans."Right there, baby, yes. Oh yes,"Karina shut the window imm