LOGIN"Take this!"Bima didn't have a second to hesitate.He shoved the torn pack of Indomie forward, right into Kevin's arrogant face.The raw instant noodles, already seasoned with "Special Chicken Onion Broth Plus Egg and Veggies," flew through the air like a high-calorie projectile."What the hell are you doing, you scrawny worm?!" Kevin roared in anger, trying to duck in a panic.But Bima’s movements were too fast.Some of the noodles and seasoning powder stuck to Kevin’s cheek, while the rest fell, staining the tight shirt he was so proud of.The sharp, savory aroma of chicken onion immediately filled the narrow alley, clashing with the musty smell of the warehouse.Kevin gasped in disgust, his hand reflexively wiping his cheek as he tried to clean off the Indomie stains."Argh! Gross! Trash Indomie! It stinks!"Behind Kevin, the Zombie Food Vlogger—the first one to side with them—suddenly froze.Its glowing red eyes widened as if it had just discovered a hidden treasure.The camera i
Mmmph... Indomie... ruined... one-star rating! The giant Zombie Food Vlogger growled, his voice deeper and raspier, his glowing red eyes staring at the Indomie pack in Bima's hand with terrifying lust.The massive meat cleaver rattled, as if ready to decapitate Bima's true happiness.WHAT?! Bima shrieked, reflexively pulling his Indomie away, his heart pounding wildly.This wasn't the Vlogger he had faced at the convenience store.This zombie... was much bigger, more horrific, and the stench wafting from the freezer on its back made Bima's stomach churn.Lia beside him gasped, her hand reflexively gripping a rusty iron bar.Her face was pale as she saw the rotting meat and crushed Indomie inside the freezer.He... he reviews rotten food?! Lia whispered, horror and disgust mingling in her voice.And that crushed Indomie... he gave it a one-star rating?[Warning! Zombie Food Vlogger (BOSS Level) has detected your 'Special Chicken Onion Indomie Soup with Egg & Vegetables' as potential 'h
"Damn it!" Bima growled, pressing his back against the damp wall of the guard post.His heart hammered, pumping adrenaline that felt cold in his veins.Lia tensed up beside him, her dark eyes scanning every shadow in the deserted street.Dozens of zombies—not just the moans of the Zombie Food Vlogger, but the distinct snarls of hungry creatures—were drawing closer."We're pinned, Bima," Lia whispered, her voice tight. "Zombies in front of us, and behind us... there’s him."She glanced toward the door of the guard post where Kevin and his gang were hiding."And he wants to destroy my Indomie," Bima added, tightly clutching the pack of Indomie that felt like his very life.[Warning! Status: Cornered!][Threat: Low-Level Zombies (20+) approaching from the North and South. Kevin & Fitness Freak Survival (4) to the West.][Mission 'Protect Indomie for Life' CRITICAL!]"I know, System!" Bima snapped internally.This was the worst possible moment. A choice between starving to death or being
The filthy spatula in the zombie's hand rose, pointing directly at Bima and Lia.The glowing red eye behind the lens of that vintage camera flickered, as if it were recording every single detail of their terrified expressions."Ready to upload content? What is that supposed to mean?!" Bima shouted, completely bewildered.Lia, who had been gripping the iron bar, now looked even paler than before."That’s him! The Food Vlogger Zombie! He... he always records whenever there’s delicious food around!" Lia whispered, her voice trembling.The massive, pot-bellied zombie let out a strange sound—more like a muffled "Mmmph!" than a typical groan.His head lolled to the side, but the hand holding the camera remained remarkably steady.[Warning! Food Vlogger Zombie active! He has detected 'Special Chicken Onion Indomie with Egg and Vegetables' in your hand!][New Mission: Fight the Food Vlogger!][Objective: Protect your Indomie from the Food Vlogger Zombie. Do not let your Indomie become review
Bima flinched, his gaze piercing deep toward the northeast.The silhouette moved, raising a hand that held an old-fashioned camera.Chills ran down Bima's spine, not from the cold, but from an inexplicable sense of dread.It was him.The Food Vlogger Zombie.[Warning! Food Vlogger Zombie active in the area! Avoid direct contact!]"Crap!" Bima cursed, gasping for air.He had no time to process the strange sight.From behind him, Kevin's voice thundered."Get him! Don't let that scrawny worm get away!"Heavy footsteps thudded closer.Three of Kevin's followers emerged from the convenience store, their eyes burning with rage.Bima didn't waste a second.He bolted into the narrow alley beside the shop, hoping to lose them.His lungs burned, and every breath felt like a struggle.[Your Calorie Status: -200. 'Weakened' debuff active! Speed -5%, Stamina -10%!]"System, you're not helping at all!" Bima groaned internally, cursing his condition.But another mission suddenly flashed in his mind
"Wormy?" Bima clenched his fist. The raw Indomie in his mouth tasted bland.It wasn't because of the flavor, but because of the sudden surge of rage.He recognized that voice.And that smug smile.Kevin.The former middle school gym influencer who always used Bima as a verbal punching bag regarding the importance of protein.And now, in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, Kevin had reappeared with muscles that were even bigger than before.It was as if the apocalypse was just an excuse to show off his physique."Oh, looks like you still remember my name," Kevin said with a faint, condescending smile.His eyes flicked to the Indomie in Bima’s hand, then narrowed as if he were looking at something disgusting.Behind Kevin, three other muscular men stood tall, looking like nearly perfect marble statues.One of them twirled a protein shake bottle in his hand with a try-hard, cool attitude.[Warning! Dangerous levels of self-superiority detected!][System Suggestion: Consume adequate protei







