Chapter 109

“Hey Dan! Are you done with your phone sex yet?”

“You can come in!” Dan called out. I thought I heard a door close. “I didn’t expect to see you back here tonight.”

“I gotta sleep, man. Besides, I couldn’t remember her name and it felt kind of awkward after she gave me such a great…”

“Still on the phone here, dude,” Dan interrupted.

“You’re still on the f**king phone? You just saw her this morning. You might as well just hand her your balls right now.” Then in a louder voice he called out, “Hi Hannah!”

“Please tell Adam that I said hello and that I can hear him even when he’s not shouting.”

“She said hello and she can hear everything you’re saying.”

“Terrific. So your girlfriend knows that I’m a dick.”

“She knew that that already,” Dan replied.

“Did you tell her you missed her?”

“I think I got this, Adam.”

“Did you tell you love her?”

“I really don’t need your help here.”

“Ah, Dan’s in love,” Adam teased. “All the women at the G Lounge are probably crying into their vodka.”

“Will you p