A/N
Going to McDonald's for a salad,
A/N"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company ;)
A/NNever give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
A/NMy wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he'll treat her better...
A/NI love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.
A/NI accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
A/NIf you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
A/NEnjoy the chapter!!
A/NThe more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.