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My wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he'll treat her better...
A/NI love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.
A/NI accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
A/NIf you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
A/NEnjoy the chapter!!
A/NThe more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
A/NWhen guys try to pick up girls...
A/NGuys I have an announcement...
A/NENJOYY ;)