12 - Vance Trance

~Daphne’s Point of View~

“It’s just the best, there’s no rush like it,” Dwayne said. Maybe it was Devon? Derek?

Aw fuck if I know. Fuck if I care! Nice on the eyes, probably would give me half an hour to remember, that’s about it.

I stifled a yawn as the eighth man in a row told me how much he loved shifting and hunting. I’m sure it’s great, a massive thrill. But it's something I’ll never experience and never know. So hearing about killing and eating an animal as it slowly dies between your big teeth doesn’t really do it for me. Are there no non-meat eating hybrids at the Sky Light? It’s enough to turn me into a lettuce head.

Even the two fairies I spoke with only wanted to talk about hunting! I had a lot of questions there, but was too scared shitless to ask. They were some very odd characters and everything in my body told me to stay away.

When Rose said I was to have a date with every single interested man I shot that shit down real quick. I explained the premise of speed dati